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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (S02E02)

"Wait, let her finish. Worst introduction ever."
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"Check it. I am Brutalitops the Magician. Ha, ha, ha."
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"Magic user, baby. What?"
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"An arrow flies through the air, almost hitting Brutalitops."
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"Oh. I attack them"
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"using my additional notes."
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"It has no effect. Britta? Why are these goblins attacking us?"
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"Maybe these woods are their rightful land and from their perspective..."
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"You're the AT&T of people."
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"You've been shot by an arrow. Ow."
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"Yeah, it hurts. Jeff."
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"Uh, I take my throwing knife and throw it, knife style."
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"But the goblins close in, surrounding you on all sides."
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"I draw my plus-three Sword of Duquesne and attack in a 180-degree arc."
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"The goblins are terrified as Duquesne"
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"draws his sword from its sheath"
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"and, in one move, slices the throats of three charging goblins."
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"- Oh! Good. - Rest of the goblins run away."
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"Great job with the sword. You saved us."
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"What would we do if you didn't exist? Dial it back, Lavernica."
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"Pierce, what are you doing here?"
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"What the hell is this little tea party?"
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"We're playing Dungeons & Dragons."
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"First of all, gay. Second of all, stupid."
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"And thirdly,"
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"why was this a secret? Are you cutting me out of the group?"
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"L... I guess we must have forgot."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was."
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"- Yeah. - You remembered to invite Al Jolson."
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"And you remembered to let fatty sit in my chair."
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"Out! You're stretching it."
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"Can we talk to you outside for a second?"
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"Kind of missed that opportunity already."
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"Yeah, but there's a very specific reason."
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"Let's play. I don't have a character for you."
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"I don't need a character."
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"I think you do. Just put me in the stupid game now."
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"Okay. Um... As you watch the goblins retreat,"
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"you notice a 67-year-old naked man with no weapons"
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"lying in the wet grass shivering. His name is..."
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"Pierce Hawthorne. And I'm 66, dick."
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"I go to the naked man and I give him my cloak."
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"You've got his sword."
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"Pierce, knock it off. You're playing the game wrong."
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"I attack him, I attack black face."
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"It's a critical hit. Wha...?"
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"You decapitated him. Brutalitops is dead."
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"What? No!"
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"Chang, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask for your character sheet."
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"Still your turn. I run."
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"What? You run?"
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"Can we catch him, please?"
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"The cloak was an elven cloak of wind walking,"
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"which is double-speed, so no."
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"He's gone. Damn it."
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"It took me 10 years and 50 campaigns to get that sword."
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"Really? Maybe I'll wipe my ass with it and throw it off a cliff."
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"I take it that means I'm winning?"
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"Pierce, you've made your point. You can ruin anything."
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"Now come back and give Neil his sword."
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"Can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls."
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"Pierce. Oh, ew."
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"You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword."
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"Just kill Pierce and give Neil back his sword. He's upset."
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"I have to be impartial or the game has no meaning."
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"Can you give Neil a new sword?"
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"That sword is one-of-a-kind, forged by my ancestors."
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"That's it. Pierce, Abed, I need to have a talk with you in the hall."
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"What? Hey, hey."
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"That kid in there is severely depressed."
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"Is that what he told you?"
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"What the hell is wrong with you? I don't like being excluded, Jeff."
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"Do you? Yes."
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"I'm sick of you threatening me and talking to me like a kid"
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"and giving me that look you give me like I can't get erections."
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"What? Abed, I keep running."
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"Since you're working against the group, I need to separate you."
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"Good. Who wants to sit with a bunch of fat cry-babies anyway?"
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"Call me when you're ready for my next move."
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"Pierce refuses to give back the sword."
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"Our new goal is to find him and kill him."
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"I think I just wanna go home. Neil, do not do that."
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"We're gonna get that sword."
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"Is there a way of moving faster than he's moving in his cape of whatever?"
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"If that's sarcasm, I can't tell, because everything in this game is silly. Um..."
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"Abed, can we get a Pegasus?"
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"I can't give you information like that. Well, there's got to be a town nearby."
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"Huzzah. Is that right?"
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"so did Abed confirm they walked."
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"I walk with them."
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"This is a local elf tavern, but all races are welcome."
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"Aw."
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"It's a crowded, rowdy evening."
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"Beleaguered gnomes hurry with mead for the thirsty elves."
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"Why are they beleaguered? Who cares?"
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"I find a waiter and introduce myself."
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"Why is he a pirate? He only speaks gnome."
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"- Anybody here speak gnome? - Oh."
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"I do. Lavernica does."
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"This will be painless."
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"Hello, my friend and brother."
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"How can I help you, dear madam?"
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"Oh, please, no need for such deference."
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"That's disgusting. Don't talk like that. I am so sorry, madam."
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"We've gotta do something about these gnomes."
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"where we can get a Pegasus."
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"Okay, here's all the Dungeons & Dragons stuff I could find."
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"I had to carry it all the way from my car."
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"It's very heavy, and my doctor said..."
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"Following the directions given to you, you arrive at a field of Pegasi."
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"- Finally. - But they are guarded"
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"by a mysterious and beautiful elf maiden who seems drawn to Mar."
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"and, I don't know, promise to fill it up"
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"I flirt back. How?"
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"I say something sexy. Like what?"
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"Abed. Ugh."
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"Okay."
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"Excuse me. I don't normally do this,"
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"but you are the most beautiful creature I've ever seen,"
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"and I would really love a Pegasus."
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