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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (S02E02)

"You're very handsome, you know."
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"Yeah, well, you know, I'm not really comfortable with this."
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"My stable has a bedding of heather. You'd be more comfortable indoors."
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"Look at what you're doing. Understand I don't want to."
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"- You've offended the elf maiden. - She seems disinterested."
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"What? All right, can we just do this?"
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"Hi, hello. I'm Hector the Well-Endowed."
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"You got a bunch of Pegasi. Let's make a deal."
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"What kind of deal?"
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"I take her by the hand and lead her to the stable."
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"Light a candle and rip off a piece of my tunic, which I fashion into a blindfold."
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"I'd like to, but I don't know if l... Shh. Shh."
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"I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes."
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"I slowly..."
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"- Okay. - You both fall back, exhausted but still entwined."
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"Great. I stroke her hair lovingly"
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"and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time."
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"- How long is that? - Cool, cool."
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"The elf maiden, thoroughly satisfied, promises you a flock of Pegasi."
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"- Oh. Excellent. - Take a break."
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"I should check on Pierce."
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"Pierce?"
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"I'm here."
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"I need to know what you want to do next."
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"So many things, Abed."
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"Guys."
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"I am bringing Pierce back into the room."
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"While soaring above the forest of Ingold"
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"you spot a body in an elven cloak in a clearing below."
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"Ha! Oh."
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"We land. You land safely in the clearing."
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"He's face-down, a pool of blood underneath him."
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"I've dreamed of this moment, in the game."
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"Uh, Neil's sword?"
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"Clutched in the hand is the sword of Duquesne."
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"- Thank you. - You get close to take the sword."
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"You can see that this body, while definitely dying, is not Pierce."
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"It's the gnome waiter from the tavern. What? No. Why?"
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"- Goodbye, my friend. - Thank you for being so respectful toward me."
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"Who did this to you, Gnome Waiter? I never saw his face."
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"But just so you know,"
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"My name was Kyle."
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"Kyle."
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"He was an imaginary waiter."
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"I wouldn't expect you to understand."
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"Now."
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"followed by a shrill screech and the beating of heavy wings."
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"Wait, wings? What's going on?"
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"Are you familiar with the Amburg region of the Edylmann river basin?"
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"Of course, I am. You know there's a reflecting pool"
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"An amulet that allows the wearer full control over..."
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"Draconis? The hideous Draconis,"
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"an all-powerful red dragon, crashes through the trees into the clearing."
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"Riding atop his shoulders, naked as the day he was born"
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"- Pierce Hawthorne."
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"Scream what I told you to scream."
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"Pierce Hawthorne is my master. Prepare to meet your doom."
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"I run towards Pierce with my broadsword drawn and I attack..."
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"Time stop? Draconis has tons of spells."
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"The six of you are frozen and helpless. I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders."
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"Fine, Pierce, you win. Just kill us and end this."
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"Oh, no. Killing's too good for you."
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"Cast shape change on Duquesne."
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"What shape do you choose for him? Fat."
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"Pierce, stop it. Pierce."
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"- Duquesne starts gaining weight. - How much?"
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"Make him as fat as Fat Neil."
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"Let it out."
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"Baste your chubby cheeks in tears of gravy."
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"You weren't crying when you were stealing my friends."
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"They asked me to come here."
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"You know why, right?"
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"I've got some fat news for you, Fat Neil."
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"Don't you know why Jeff Winger, of all people,"
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"led the charge on the Fat Neil feel-good committee?"
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"Way over the line, Pierce."
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"I'll tell you why, because I was there."
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"Oh, they're down there by Fat Neil."
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"That's right, Neil."
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"Your new best friend, Jeff Winger, coined the name Fat Neil."
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"Jeffrey."
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"Neil, look, before you respond, I can make it up to you."
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"I'll find a fatter Neil."
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"Huzzah."
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"You made up Fat Neil?"
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"Someone asked where the restrooms were. You were standing by them,"
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"but you were also standing kind of near, uh, other Neil."
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"So call him Skinny Neil. He's not that skinny."
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"I don't look at the world through that lens."
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"I shouldn't be high-roading you. I'm the bad guy."
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"You can all hang out in suspended humiliation"
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"and think about what you learned today."
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"One, don't screw with me."
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"Two, invite me to your crap."
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"Is it my turn? Yes, but you can't move."
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"That's fine."
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"For my turn, I feel sorry for Pierce Hawthorne."
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"Pfft. Save it. No, I really do, man."
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"Good. For my turn, I rape the Duquesne family again."
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"- Jeez. - For my turn, I pity Pierce too."
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"Trust me, kitten, I'm having the time of my life."
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"I won."
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"I won Dungeons & Dragons. And it was advanced."
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"I pity Pierce. Knock it off."
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"You really outdid yourself this week."
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"There's pain in you. I seriously feel bad."
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"No, we're done doing that. He's gonna be fine. Aren't you, Neil?"
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"You, Pierce, I really worry about. At least for my turn anyway."
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"Well, how about this? Draconis, unfreeze time."
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"Done, you guys can move again. I breathe so much fire on you..."
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"Hold it. You just used your move unfreezing time. Neil?"
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"I take the sword of Duquesne,"
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"and I throw it at the amulet around the sad naked man's neck."
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"That's a difficult shot. You'll need an 18 or higher."
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"Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Come on, come on."
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"- Yeah. Yes. Woo-hoo!"
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"Yes, in your face."
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"Sword smashes the amulet, freeing Draconis from its spell."
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"Red dragon turns his head, grabs Pierce in his jaws, swallows him alive."
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"He flies your band to his cavern where he bestows his treasure upon you."
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