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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (S02E02)

"of which we dare not speak."
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"And when Jeff's fake interest resulted"
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"it was Annie the Dayplanner, herself a recovering headcase,"
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"A council was called."
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"known also as Pierce the Dickish, and Grandpa the Flatulent,"
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"Hi. Hey, Neil."
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"We will be playing this adventure, The Cavern of Draconis."
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"I didn't know you'd grab one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind."
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"Six goblins are running toward you, drawing daggers."
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"You do 10 points of damage. Look at that."
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"What am I not good at? Sex."
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"In about 13 turns, he will die of exposure. Jeff?"
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"I wait 14 turns. Screw you guys. I'm gonna win."
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"Pierce, I am Duquesne, of Clan Duquesne."
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"I'm going to take his sword. Can I take his sword?"
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"We'll see. Okay, I take the sword from the man."
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"Naked man is running into the woods. He has my sword."
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"Abed, don't help him. You're the Dungeon Master."
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"I hump it."
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"He's been using that line since he was 5 years old to get an extra slice of pie."
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"Now go in there and tell him you're giving him his sword"
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"I guess if we had a Pegasus."
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"We will go to that town and ask around about a Pegasus."
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"And as they described themselves walking,"
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"Until..."
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"I'm no better than a gnome. You are, madam."
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"Please don't report me for execution. Oh, no, no, I didn't mean that."
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"Did someone say "Pegasus"? A word I understand in every language."
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"before we bring it back. She flirts with you."
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"Shh."
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"So many things."
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"Sir, I believe this is yours."
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"What? I turn it over."
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"Britta?"
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"with a very special amulet at the bottom of it."
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"Say it."
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"Time stop."
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"- Pierce. - Oh, right, cry."
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"Oh, no. Oh, Neil."
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"Awesome. Awesome game."
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"Good night."
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"You'd hear things from miles away and wear backpacks as earrings."
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"Free up your hands."
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"Backpacks already free up your hands."
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"Oh."
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"Tail is much better."
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"Hm. Told you."
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"Born stout of heart but large of bone,"
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"his adolescent years were shadowed by scorn and mockery."
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"Hey, fatty, fatty. Hey, fatty, fatty."
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"Outlets of fantasy afforded him some escape from the darkness"
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"throughout high school."
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"And as a man, he traveled far, to a new school and a new beginning."
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"Or so he thought."
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"- They're down there by Fat Neil. - It's Fat Neil."
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"- It's Fat Neil. - The name became a joke."
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"- I'll have what Fat Neil's having. - The joke became his life."
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"Yes, Fat Neil?"
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"And Neil fell again into darkness."
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"Only this time, his thoughts turned to an escape"
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"But pain need not be spoken to be known. Not to all."
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"It was, strangely, Jeff the Liar, son of William the Barely Known,"
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"- who first became concerned. - Neil."
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"It was Jeff who pretended to be interested in Dungeons & Dragons"
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"in an effort to lift Neil's spirits."
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"in Neil giving Jeff all his books,"
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"explaining he wouldn't need them anymore,"
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"that recognized the signs of coming doom."
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"Troy the Obtuse."
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"Shirley the Cloying. Hee-hee-hee. I know."
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"Abed the Undiagnosable."
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"Assange is a modern-day Paine. Britta the Needlessly Defiant."
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"For reasons that should be obvious, Pierce the Insensitive,"
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"was not invited."
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"The group agreed that what Fat Neil needed most"
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"was to feel like a winner for a change."
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"They would invite Neil that Saturday to a game of Dungeons & Dragons"
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"designed by Abed to help Neil reclaim his confidence."
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"For Neil."
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"At the end of the meeting, they realized that Chang had been there"
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"and felt too awkward to mention it."
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"What they couldn't have known was that they had just scheduled"
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"the most important game of Dungeons & Dragons ever."
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"A game which not only might save a life,"
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"but which would forever change the balance between good and Pierce."
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"This is gonna be awesome, yo."
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"We're gonna ignore that hate crime?"
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"I'm a dark elf or a drow."
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"Shouldn't you be wearing armor? Ha, ha. I'm an elf, not a nerd."
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"You guys suddenly wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons?"
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"Yeah. Why wouldn't we?"
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"- Yeah. - It's cool."
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"And when you play it, it makes you happy, like a dragon."
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"Okay. Hi, I am your Dungeon Master."
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"- Ooh. - Oh."
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"Neil has a character named Duquesne that he's been playing for years"
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"so I made these for you guys. Take your time. Choose carefully."
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"They each have unique combinations of strengths and..."
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"Alrighty. Shouldn't there be a board"
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"or pieces or something to Jenga?"
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"No, this is a role-playing game. It takes place in our imagination."
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"Oh, Neil."
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"I tell a story and you make choices in the story."
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"Let's begin. You're all standing on a country road."
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"The evil dragon Draconis dwells nearby guarding a massive pile of treasure."
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"Working as a team, your goal is to track down the dragon, kill him"
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"and claim the treasure as your own."
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"Jeff, your turn."
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"It's my turn? Oh. Um, what do I do, roll dice?"
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"You tell me what you want to do. Then I roll to see if you're successful."
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"What are my choices?"
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"You're slowing things down. Shirley?"
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"I'd like to introduce myself to the group."
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"Hello, I am a dwarf named Zibbady Doo."
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"- I'm not the best at making up names. - Oh, hey."
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"I'm "Mar.""
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"- Boy, you weren't kidding. - Hello, Mar."
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"My name is Bing Bong the Archer. I'm an archer and such."
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"I'm... Ew. "Hector the Well-Endowed"? Abed."
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"Yeah, I bet you did. Okay, hi, I'm "Lavernica.""
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