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Clips from 30 Rock - The Shower Principle (S06E06)

"at a resort in the Catskills where Henny Youngman"
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"What do you say?"
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"No. But if you want to help me,"
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"just keep an eye on Jenna."
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"I just want to make sure she doesn't do anything crazy first."
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"As the doctor said to me after my hepatitis test,"
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"I just want to clear this level."
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"Tracy, that's the news."
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"It's the only way we can watch it."
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"Yes! A thousand points!"
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"Tracy, I know you insist on doing your own taxes"
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"for some reason."
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"I don't trust my accountant."
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"I think he's lying to me about being Jewish."
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"Well, last year on this date, you flipped out"
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"because you didn't know it was the 14th."
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"- So, this is an early warning... - Wait, hold up."
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"I didn't even know it was April."
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"I was gonna tell Dotcom"
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"This big one's for your sneakers."
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"Have I never seen you carry a bag before?"
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"where I saw Lou Dobbs step on his own testicles."
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"on the tires of your brain muffler?"
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"I don't know cars."
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"Ten minutes to convince him"
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"The factories. The sight of work being done,"
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"You have to talk like this!"
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"And you get to point at things!"
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"am crushing it today."
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"I pre-solved my Tracy and Jenna problems,"
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"and I got this meditation candle for 80% off."
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"Did you say meditation candle?"
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"Yeah. I bought a meditation stool, I have a mantra."
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"You're not supposed to tell anybody what your mantra is."
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"Meditation is a waste of time, like learning French,"
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"or kissing after sex."
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"There you are, lemonade."
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"Otherwise she's going to meditate."
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"I don't have time for that, J.D."
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"I have to go to Alaska immediately."
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"Alaska, what are you talking about?"
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"Mr. Jordan had a lot more income this year than he anticipated,"
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"thanks to his frequent scratch-off lotto victories,"
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"finding all that treasure on the island"
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"he owns in the Caribbean."
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"Quite an adventure."
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"And designing Kate Middleton's wedding gown."
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"She was wonderful."
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"Collaborative, fun, and a little dangerous."
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"Five dog now five."
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"- Gibberish. - No, that's just the confusing"
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"title Disney gave the fifth Snow dogs movie."
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"The "S" s are fives."
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"You're loaded."
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"I'm not liquid, Liz Lemon."
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"Nope, this isn't last year."
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"I am breaking the cycle."
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"after I meditate."
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"Cycle?"
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"I forgot, I sponsored the dude that won the Tour de France."
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"This is the first time I've ever liked this show."
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"There's a saying in show business."
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"the greatest non-pornography crew I've ever worked with."
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"It feels so weird being up here."
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"What if I get discovered?"
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"♪ ...zing grace ♪"
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"I don't care if this production is cursed."
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"Like Lady McCheese,"
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"Careful, don't stab yourself."
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"Okay, let's take it from Grimace's family being murdered."
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"Jenna, look out!"
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"Sorry."
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"I'm going to Alaska! Five now dog five!"
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"Five now dog five!"
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"Five now dog five! Five now dog five!"
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"Budget meeting, "the germ.""
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"Distractions begone!"
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"a state of pure inner peace,"
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"You have reached a plane of total enlightenment,"
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"and you are realizing that Jack was right,"
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"time you could have spent"
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"But that doesn't make sense."
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"If I've achieved enlightenment,"
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"how is this a waste of time?"
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"Why don't you just shut up and tell me your mantra?"
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""Hank Hooper is coming, Lemon."
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""I don't have time for your nonsense."
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""I'm always criticizing your shoes,"
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"but never offering solutions.""
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"Don't you have a big idea you're supposed to be coming up with?"
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"I realized something today."
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"Putting, showering, they don't work for me."
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"Only you can stimulate"
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"my anterior superior temporal gyrus."
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"from your various wrong turns on the road of life."
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"I'm scared, Jack."
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"Lemon, just get another DVR in the bedroom,"
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"and then you can record all four shows at once."
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"so shower me, Lemon."
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"You know what? Maybe you should try meditating."
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"The whole point is to clear your mind."
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"does your journal say anything about Frank"
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"trying to drink a gallon of milk last year?"
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"Somebody hold my hair back."
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"My Johnny Choon."
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"I've seen people killed with shoes,"
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"I was just using the curse of the Scottish play"
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"But it's real."
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"Like I need another curse."
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"Congratulations, Jack."
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"You have attained..."
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"Shut up, I don't have time for this."
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"Give me my inspiration."
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"My God, you're good at meditating."
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"Behind you."
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"I heard you."
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"Behind me."
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"I've got it!"
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"Nice."
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"Someone won the crotch jackpot."
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