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Clips from 30 Rock - The Shower Principle (S06E06)

"I need a drink."
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"But I'm auditioning to play senor wences' wife tomorrow!"
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"No, it's not."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The light, your shoe, the chair, your hand."
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"Wh... why would you do that?"
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"sing Motown together into hairbrushes,"
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"But, love has enemies... You."
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"- So you tried to kill me? - Of course not, silly."
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"I can't afford a third strike."
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"And I'll stop, if you never speak to Liz again."
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"But you made the same mistake"
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"Can I get you anything, Hank?"
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"Bottled water?"
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"I'm not fancy like that, Jack."
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"If I get thirsty, I'll just drink the water from lunch"
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"I saved in my cheek."
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"Kabletown fulfills our fellow Americans' most American need..."
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"To sit on a couch, talking on the phone,"
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"about a TV show they're watching,"
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"But my point is, Kabletown controls"
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"The phone, Internet, TV, that's all us."
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"But, we don't control the couch."
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"Why are we outsourcing the American dream, Hank?"
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"wasn't enough for those bastards."
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"Here's what I want to do"
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"American couches."
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"Boy, I do love a good couch, Jack."
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"You know, I'm like a couch in a lot of ways."
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"I fell asleep at a Raymour and Flanigan last week,"
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"and a black family tried to buy me."
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"You won't regret this, Hank."
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"Yup, same as last year."
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"I don't want to hear it."
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"To solve my tax problem, I called the treasury department"
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"and told them I won't pay my taxes until I see"
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"They told me if I did that, they would arrest me."
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"so I said I had a bomb."
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"Hazel is trying to destroy me."
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"Really? Now Hazel is trying to destroy you?"
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"I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need to get"
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"to reapply to the NBC page program."
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"We've done all of this!"
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"that my life is moving forward."
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"Baby doll, what about me?"
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"You're just another weird page,"
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"You people, you are the reason"
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"my life is a stagnant, monotonous hell!"
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"- It's okay. - Up here, Lemon."
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"I haven't secured that level from the rats yet."
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"This is where I remake Kabletown."
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"Do I finally understand vertical integration?"
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"Lemon, what are you doing?"
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"This is all because of you."
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"You haven't done that since..."
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"You've never done that."
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"The cycle is broken."
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"Jack, the rats have my meditation stool."
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"creeps in this petty pace from day to day"
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"to the last syllable of recorded time."
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"And all our yesterdays have lighted fools"
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"Out, out, brief candle."
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"Life's but a walking shadow,"
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"a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,"
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"and then is heard no more."
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"It is a tail told by an idiot,"
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"full sound of furry, signifying nothing."
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"Would you like to try our apple dippers?"
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"Look, there's nothing wrong with being predictable."
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"Well, you're wrong."
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"I don't have time for your nonsense, Lemon."
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"And do you know what Hank wants to do with that money?"
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"Because it sure feels like it."
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"And knowing you, as you were leaving"
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"This happens every spring,"
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"and the show."
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"Liz, at 11:00 we have..."
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"Our annual budget meeting."
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"Yeah, stop doing that."
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"Well..."
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"Jenna?"
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"Shh, stop it."
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"It is curs-ed."
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"Liz, I don't need any more bad luck."
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"Okay, fine. Like last year I will..."
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"This is all hands on deck!"
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"Yes, do your taxes, yes."
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"It was horrifying."
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"I get ten minutes with Hank Hooper tonight."
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"of things being made."
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"The deafening noise of machinery."
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""Summer horse grave"?"
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"You have a mantra?"
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"Okay, so you have to go to Alaska because..."
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"In order to pay my tax bill,"
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"Running time, 26 minutes."
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"I took all of my money and put it in my pool and froze it."
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"It's so funny."
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"The show must go on."
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"Let me help you down, sweet."
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"For the past six years,"
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"nothing has been a better distraction than rescuing you"
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"of television, food, and feet."
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"Are you all right?"
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"as an excuse to act out."
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"SMAS mondays at 10:00! Female mustache."
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"My casserole's burning! My casserole's burnt!"
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"It was all me, Jenna."
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"the investors the other day."
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"for that cat that jumps in the boxes?"
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"No, that's, uh... yes!"
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"with our profits this quarter."
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"Jenna, do you know how crazy you sound right now?"
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"a recommendation from you"
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"Thank you."
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"And where Americans, and for cost reasons,"
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"I realized today that I cannot do my job without you."
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"You're admitting you need me,"
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"Baby steps, Lemon."
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"- To new beginnings. - Lemon?"
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