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Clips from 30 Rock - The Shower Principle (S06E06)

"and not surprising you any quicker with this hug."
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"My situation has progressed in an interesting way, Liz Lemon."
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"Liz and I, or "Lazel," are really worried about you."
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"My God. Doesn't matter what I do,"
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"All I wanted was one shred of evidence"
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"and I already have one of those."
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"My stand-up tour. Add another zero, Ken."
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"Jack? Why did you invite me here?"
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"What the hell is this place?"
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"quite a few "foreign Americans," will make couches."
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"To watch TV on."
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"Yes."
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"Well, at least one of us got out of their rut today."
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"and all my nonsense."
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"I wanted a new G.E."
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"I got a couch factory, but it's a start."
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"Help! Shoot it free!"
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"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,"
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"the way to dusty death."
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"Look, I don't need these, Liz."
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"that this has been a year of change, Howard."
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"I joined an over-40 dance team,"
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"and I have taken up meditation thanks to my boyfriend Criss."
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"Yeah, do you remember what you said to me last year?"
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"I'm actually eating the onion part of my onion rings,"
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"I started journaling thanks to my exciting relationship"
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"with Carol, who is a man."
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"Although we have done nothing that lesbians could not do."
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"Uhhuh."
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"I bought a restaurant-grade onion ringer,"
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"and I'm having a go at cycling,"
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"Every morning I get up and come to this office"
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"while my wife cheats on me with Jared."
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"Jack, am I just in a permanent rut?"
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"I know this doesn't look like work,"
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"but are you familiar with the shower principle?"
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"pulling me aside to talk about it"
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"The shower principle is a term scientists use"
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"when the brain is distracted from the problem at hand."
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"of the movie Face off."
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"If the cerebral cortex is distracted,"
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"by showering or putting,"
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"then another part of the brain,"
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"the anterior superior temporal gyrus is activated."
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"Nerd alert, nerd alert."
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"Kabletown has grown a lot"
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"over the years, but it's still a family company"
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"with a very simple goal..."
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"To entertain folks."
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"That's all people want."
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"To sit on their sofas..."
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"Why am I putting on airs?"
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"To sit on their couches,"
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"and hear stories. Here's one."
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"1968."
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"We were on patrol somewhere near the Cambodian border."
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"and made a tea kettle out of it."
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"My point is, I believe that slow and steady wins the race."
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"We don't take risks. We make profits."
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"So now, let's get this dog fashion show started!"
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""Everyone hide your bones.""
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""Dogbeard the pirate just sailed into woof harbor.""
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"You know what else Hank announced at that meeting?"
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"Record profits."
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"Because I think Corka-Coola brand diet banana lime"
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"- causes "tum nungnuss." - No."
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"Meanwhile, the Kabletown blimp is in such disrepair,"
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"I want to use that money to transform this company,"
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"a white man who still buys Cadillacs."
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"Do you think a year ago today"
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"we were having this same conversation?"
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"Probably."
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"Why is all the healthy food on the top shelf today?"
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"Cut it out, you perverts."
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"and women are starting to take off their winter clothes..."
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"Nope, Hazel."
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"Cerie, put on one of my soup ponchos."
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"Every year she..."
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"Every year."
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"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
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"You know what I did a year ago today?"
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"Met with my accountant, went up to see Jack,"
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"told Cerie to cover herself up."
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"Paula canceled my subscription to shape magazine."
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"and she'll take it out on me."
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"Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her"
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"because her lines didn't have any "K" sounds,"
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"which she thinks is the funniest sound."
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"My God."
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"My cousin Karl crashed his car,"
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"Look, you don't know what Jenna's gonna do."
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"Yeah, I do. It's in the book,"
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"and the book has been right about everything."
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"It can see the future."
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"aren't the solutions in there too?"
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"Last year, Jenna didn't come to her senses till I..."
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"It's all here. This is how I break the cycle."
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"Today, I prove the universe, and my accountant, wrong."
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"But I just bought a Letterman jacket"
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"I know you're gonna freak out today."
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"You're trying to destroy me."
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"I refuse to be in that sketch."
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"The MacBeth sketch?"
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"You never say that name in the theater."
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"Elizabeth, I was trained"
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"at the Royal Tampa Academy of dramatic tricks."
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"Where I studied theater superstition,"
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"under Professor Duane "Crawfish" Kenny."
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"I'm not doing a sketch about the Scottish play."
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"It's a timely satire of MacBeth,"
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"where mayor McCheese and his wife,"
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"an ambitious pickle, murder king Ronald."
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"just thinking it was a blonde woman mocking me?"
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"Just ask Cerie to do it."
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"Sure, I'll do it."
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"to be on Letterman."
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"That Jenna sure is a handful,"
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"I know she takes you for granted."
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"But I don't."
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