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Clips from 30 Rock - The Shower Principle (S06E06)

"Here are all my receipts."
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"Your tax return is the same every year."
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"This has been a year of change, Howard."
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"Do you remember what you said to me last year?"
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"I bought a meditation stool, and..."
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"This year's gonna be different."
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"I'm working."
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"I remember Mrs. Doyle"
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"- in the seventh grade. - No."
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"I was in the shower when I finally got the title"
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"Face off, face off."
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"The problem at hand is this man,"
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"We can skip this part."
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"So we boiled the skull,"
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"Really? Can we start getting real soda?"
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"Pay a shareholder dividend."
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"we got a "jeers" in Corporate Blimps Weekly."
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"but first I have to convince Hank Hooper,"
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"I just need the right idea."
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"you did something comically undignified."
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"Well, not this time, friend."
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"- Gumballs! - Lemon!"
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"I know what you're doing."
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"It's the first warm day of the year,"
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"Eyes down here, boys."
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"I have breasts, you know."
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"Button up."
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"and it makes Jenna feel threatened, and old,"
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"and she takes it out on me"
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"Here you go."
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"Why do you have to take Cerie away too?"
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"'Cause Jenna's gonna freak out,"
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"Last year,"
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"Well, hang on."
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"Well, we'll see."
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"And, Pete,"
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"with "the German" embroidered on it."
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"Jenna, that's just a superstition."
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"in stage acting and game show pointing"
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"Yeah, but this isn't MacBeth."
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"Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed"
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"Hazel, damn it!"
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"Say, I bought a groupon for a couples' massage"
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"used to take his mistresses."
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"I know she's gonna cave,"
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""you got it, sweetheart.""
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"Banks will provide..."
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"Tray."
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"Hold up, double "L"."
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"To navigate the mortgage mess..."
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"I step on more wine glasses than he does."
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"I loved his novel as an April fool's joke."
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"K-9, form of desk."
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"Get the receipts out."
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"I went and took a shower at the Racquet Club,"
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"Still trying to get the ol' jumper cables"
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"You know what I miss about G.E.?"
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"You can only say what's essential!"
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"Okay, well I, for one,"
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"my budget meeting with Pete took three seconds,"
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"Lemon, are you planning to meditate?"
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"What is it?"
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"Come on."
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"Distract her with your craziness, Tracy."
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"Well, Ms. Lemon,"
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"I had to sign on to do a movie,"
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"Why do you need to do a movie to pay your taxes?"
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"I'm completely solid."
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"Add another zero, Ken."
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""Out, out, damn spot of mustard.""
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"And I couldn't go another minute without being around"
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"♪ Amazing... ♪"
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"I will "screw my courage to the sticking McNugget.""
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"It's the curse!"
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"Hard "K" sounds."
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"Everyone's trying to destroy me."
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"Pam putch, car waiting times, "the germ.""
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"Congratulations, Elizabeth."
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"where all pants have built-in underwear."
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"meditation is a waste of time,"
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"Buffett on buffets."
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"That's exactly what I'm trying to do."
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"Buy me a drink first."
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"And I just don't know what to do now."
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"Dump all the unsold dishwashers into the ocean."
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"As it turns out, you are my shower principle,"
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"Shower me in the inane waters"
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"I am serious."
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"Meditate, Lemon? I once pantsed deepak chopra"
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"while Craig T. Nelson taped it."
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"Liz,"
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"No!"
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"but never like that."
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"Jack, tell me what to do about my..."
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"Boyfriend! DVR! Feet!"
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"Nut up, Donaghy, and meditate!"
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"I don't need an echo."
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"Meditation over!"
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"You know what they'd thought when I saw up your skirt."
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"My hand!"
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"I can't take this any more."
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"This curse is ruining my life."
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"Because, I want to be Liz Lemon's best friend."
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"I want to know her secrets,"
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"have a pair of vintage Jordache jeans that we share."
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"I just wanted to scare you off."
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"Nice try, Hazel."
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"You didn't kill me when you had the chance."
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"I've got one word for you, Hank..."
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"Couches."
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"I've been thinking about what you told"
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"Is NBC developing a show"
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"Heh! As a matter of fact, we are."
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"nearly every aspect of that experience."
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"Why are the couches our customers sit on made in..."
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"I don't know... Vietnam?"
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"Taking my original buttocks"
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"Let's do it! Let's make us some couches."
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"I only have three regrets in my life, Jack."
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"Not buying the Phillies, not marrying my wife sooner,"
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