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Clips from The O.C. - The Telenovela (S01E01)

"- We're trying out a chef. You want some? - The sight of your mother's meat loaf..."
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"...has turned me into a vegetarian."
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"I've come to ask a favor."
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"- You didn't hear me? - I heard you. I want you to say it again."
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"- It's Bill Shaughnessy. - Uncle Shaun."
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"They called security, and now it's a legal matter."
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"I want it handled like a friend. Quietly."
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"By someone who has a relationship with the DA's office?"
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"I'm asking you. I've known Shaun for over 40 years."
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"It would mean a lot to me."
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"But, you know, sometimes I like to surprise her."
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"I don't want her to go and get all conceited and stuff, you know?"
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"You have a copy of the police report? Now, I'm not saying that I'll do it."
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"You know, Jimmy, I don't think I ever thanked you."
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"...destroying the family. - For doing a wonderful job with Marissa."
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"I'm serious. Listening to you in that meeting..."
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"...you're totally involved in her life. - You and Caleb must be doing really well."
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"- Why would you say that? - Because you're being so..."
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"...nice. - Well, actually..."
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"...Caleb and I aren't seeing each other anymore."
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"And to think, you've spent a lifetime wanting to be rich and married..."
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"...when what agrees with you most is being poor and alone."
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"I just... I want our relationship to be private, okay?"
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"I don't like other people knowing my business."
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"Look, there's, like, pressure..."
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"...and scrutiny in the spotlight. - What spotlight?"
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"When has being in the public eye ever helped a relationship?"
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"Sure, we're this week's hottest couple, but then the world gets sick of it."
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""How many Juicy sweat suits does she need?""
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""That goatee is so mid-'90s." Pretty soon, the movie bombs and the wedding is off!"
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"...what we have is special."
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"Summer..."
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"- Guess I'm not very good. - Yeah."
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"- Is this...? I don't know, are we...? - Why...? Why is this weird?"
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"Make out?"
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"Sorry. I just..."
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"Hey, Ryan."
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"I'm early. Sorry. I'll go and come back later."
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"Yeah, I was just leaving. He's got a lot of homework."
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"Considering he is your "Uncle" Shaun..."
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"...don't you think it's weird we have never met?"
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"- And he pretty much works all the time. - Doing what?"
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"He knows people."
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"The guys at the permit office, the union guys."
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"He's our liaison."
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"...and I'm sure I'll hear something back before we get together tonight."
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""Summereth." "Sethummer." You understand what I'm saying?"
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"- I'd like to meet Theresa. - Yeah, she'd like to meet you guys."
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"Catering a tennis tournament. Her mom got laid off."
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"So she's out here a while. Does Marissa know? I'm curious."
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"Look at you, the friend guy. Bringing friends together."
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"- I sense sarcasm. - You're perceptive."
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"This mysterious caliente female from your past just shows up out of nowhere..."
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"...with all this time on her hands and no one to spend it with but you."
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"So when were they ever friends?"
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"You're very sweet."
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"- I wish we could stay here forever. - Why?"
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"We got everything we need here. We got our bed. We got our cable."
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"We got each other."
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"It's $ 79 a night."
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"I gotta motor. I don't wanna be late for homeroom."
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"You have homeroom."
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"And you're only 18."
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"Kaitlin, are you okay?"
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"You're in front of the house?"
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"- See you tonight? - Oh, Luke."
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"Motels, homerooms, dioramas."
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"- This is not the stuff of great romance. - But, Mrs..."
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"Julie."
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"- No worries. - Good."
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"- You mind if...? - No."
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"- So, sorry about... - Sorry I was such a..."
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"- I should've told you she was coming. - You didn't have to."
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"But you could've. I mean, now that we're friends, right?"
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"- Right. - So you and Theresa...?"
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"- We're friends. - And she's back in town for...?"
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"Work. She's staying till the end of the week."
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"- Where's she staying? - The motel by the pier."
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"- The Mermaid. - Right."
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"- Next week we could have that rematch. - Think you're up for it?"
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"Hey, what I lack in nunchaku, I make up for in saber."
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"So..."
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"- Oh, yeah? - We talked about school..."
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"But if you're referring to the part where she's ashamed of me, no."
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"Because you're so wise, Anna. You can't not."
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"All right, fine. Look, you have to take a stand, all right?"
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"Otherwise she has something to be ashamed of..."
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"...because then her boyfriend is a coward."
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"I'm just going to help with the kissing booth, you know, because I love to help."
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"Hope you don't mind. I let myself in through the back."
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"Here. Famous Grouse."
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"I haven't seen a bottle of this since Bob Mitchum passed."
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"...they used to have a place over there on Linda Isle."
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"I'm partial to the parm myself, and a lover of blended Scotch."
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"And Caleb keeps saying you have no redeeming qualities."
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"This fellow who's pressing charges, he's in the construction business."
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"...one of the biggest in the country. In fact, he was in town on a negotiation..."
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"...with one of the Newport Group's chief rivals."
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"- Imagine that. - Yeah, I'm guessing..."
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"...that in that room that you accidentally stumbled into..."
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"...were documents containing information..."
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"...that would be very valuable to somebody like Caleb."
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"...to believe a bellyful of liquor or a wild coincidence would put you in that room?"
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"That's an interesting theory."
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"And one I, you know, hope you don't explore too much, because..."
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"What is it, "Sandy"? You know, Caleb and I have been friends for many years."
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"And if I were to sit down with the DA..."
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"...there's no telling what we might talk about."
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"- So, what do you think? - It's good."
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"No such thing as just ice cream in Newport."
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"Like, instead of car washes, they have auto spas."
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"Dogs have daycare. Fashion Island has valet parking."
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"I can see why you wanna live here, start over."
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"Is that why you came back here? Start over?"
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"I've got my mom to think about."
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"You guys are still...?"
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"- What about you and Marissa? - Kind of the same thing, I guess."
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"Do you need to stretch so you won't pull a hammy?"
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"...isn't working for me. I can't do it. - But I told you how..."
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"One day you might have some MTV-driven radio hits..."
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