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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Another Bad Thanksgiving (S02E02)

"Listen. I'm sorry."
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"Because of the C-section scar? Doesn't bother me. Bothers me a little."
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"I'll deal with my sister. Yah!"
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"- Listen, Cleveland... - Holt, Janet's got two children."
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"Children who need a father."
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"I'll admit I don't know much about being a dad, but I'm gonna try."
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"She's worth it to me."
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"You."
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"Thank you, Freddy."
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"Holt, you have my blessing."
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"Donna. What are you doing here?"
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"I heard you were getting married, so I got you a wedding gift."
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"Your children."
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"Janet, it's time for you to stop acting like a child."
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"...while you hook up with one random guy after another?"
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"You think I don't wanna sleep with every man who buys me a drink?"
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"Because I do. All women do."
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"But I don't let myself because I have responsibilities."
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"And so do you."
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"If you're talking about the boys, their father's a pastor..."
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"...so they got God looking after them."
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"Look, Janet. Marriage means something to Holt."
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"...or the best golfer in the world. Don't do this to him."
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"Donna, this is my life."
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"And I'd appreciate some respect on this blessed day."
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"Before we get started, no, I'm not an Elvis impersonator."
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"Janet, I have found in you the other half of myself..."
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"...that I never knew I was looking for."
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"Our souls have become intertwined..."
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"...but we have a long, long future ahead of us."
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"The Holt abides."
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"Died a drug addict on a toilet. Some king."
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"My sister's right."
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"You're too nice a guy for a party girl like me."
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"Oh, God."
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"I think I need a Red Bull."
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"Thank you, Freddy."
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"I'm just realizing that I'm not ready to settle down right now."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But I am open to being non-monogamous, long-distance boyfriend and girlfriend."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Do I still have to dress up like Austin Powers?"
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"I never asked you to do that."
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"Didn't have to."
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"Wedding's off, everybody."
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"...with a bunch of godless savages."
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"Much like today, as my family breaks bread with you, the human garbage of Las Vegas."
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"We welcome you, leathery showgirl..."
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"...joyless blackjack dealer..."
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"...and creepy rape-vibe Carrot Top."
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"Here's to them casually getting down until she gets pregnant..."
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"Would you like to do the honors?"
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"...who'll eat anything and is gonna die this month."
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"And that cloning mess I tried didn't work."
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"All grown up."
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"Twelve. Forty one. Six."
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"Big deal, I was once on TV too."
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"Rub a dub-dub. Two men in two Tubbs."
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"No, Cleve's cool. Boned your sister-in-law."
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"Yes! Thirsty."
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"What's the classiest place in Stoolbend?"
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"Wait. Maybe that's them."
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"Why is there no Ketel Two?" Ha-ha-ha. That's good."
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"- Average number of attempts per jackpot... - Jackpot!"
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"No wait, 10."
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"I'm married to Jay-Z. He liked it. He put a ring on it."
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"Cle-Bro. Grub time."
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"Oh, Donna..."
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"- What? - Holt a-said they get a-married."
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"- Wanna see pictures of her naked? - Yes, I do."
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"I just wear this costume to remind his family that he's dead."
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"Okay, on to the vows."
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"...like the weird scene in Avatar where they did it under the light-up tree."
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"And I will always be here for you."
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"Your turn, ma'am."
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"Look, Holt. I can't marry you."
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"But we're still gonna shag, baby."
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"I'd also like to welcome my son's escort..."
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"He had a coke-fueled heart attack at a strip club early this morning."
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Time to gobble up your lunch, Geraldine, you jive turkey."
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"- Bro. - Bro."
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"Excuse me, miss."
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"Holt, you don't wanna marry Janet."
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"Oh, hey, Cleveland."
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"- Applebee's. - Oh, I have a coupon."
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""Crushed a steak at the restaurant."
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""Janet and I at OREO Speedwagon.""
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"Cleveland, that is not helpful."
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"Now we gotta find somebody..."
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"White people are onto something."
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"Meet back here in five."
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"Bitch, I am a Blackberry!"
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""Just landed in Vegas with Janet.""
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"I'm an escort."
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"We feed you long time."
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"Dad, did you kill Turkey Luke Wilson?"
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"Oh, who did I invite over..."
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"Brian's okay, but D'Brian is the worst."
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"It's all going to a worthy cause."
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"That bird will barely serve the five of us."
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"And working that ass."
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"She said numbers that were on TV."
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"But then she'll say, "Leave, Cleve," and I don't have another one."
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"Having too much charis-mo."
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"...while she's out getting wined and dined at Applebee's."
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"...and loudly bragging about how drunk he is?"
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"Come on, Junior, you're the math genius."
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"...is doing sitting over here all by herself?"
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"...nobody is more disappointed in me right now than I am. No fries?"
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"Besides, I got the world's greatest dad as a teacher."
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"I'll need a moment."
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"Mm. Thank you, Freddy."
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"It was the first Thanksgiving where civilized people came together..."
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