Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Office - Charity (S02E02)

"# I've never really looked before but now you take my breath away"
The Office
"# suddenly you're in my life a part of everything I do"
The Office
"# you got me working day and night just trying to keep a hold on you"
The Office
"# my only chance for happiness"
The Office
"# 0h, say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine"
The Office
"# more than a woman"
The Office
"# baby more than a woman to me... #"
The Office
"# goes right on till the dawn"
The Office
"# my woman takes me higher"
The Office
"# What you doin' on your back? Aah"
The Office
"# you should be dancing, yeah"
The Office
"# dancing, yeah... #"
The Office
"and if you wanted dancing, you should have come to me. No need to rehearse that, it's a planned.."
The Office
"- Do you dance? - Big time. Yeah."
The Office
"More modern stuff than that as well. I've sort of fused "Flashdance" with MC Hammer shit."
The Office
"Well... just for charity, just a little bit."
The Office
"# Do do do-do do dah... #"
The Office
"- So... that's... - great, Dave."
The Office
"Well don't say it like that. All the money collected is for both dances, both excellent dances in their way."
The Office
"If there is a difference. Mine was impromptu, but I don't think you should get extra points for that, necassarily."
The Office
"Make your own minds up. Leave me out of it. I'm collecting for charity."
The Office
"You've seen me entertain and raise money but maybe I'd like to do that in the future for a living."
The Office
"Use my humour and my profile to both help and amuse people."
The Office
"And if it's ideas for tv shows - game shows or whatever you want - I'm your man."
The Office
"I'm already exploring the entertainment avenue with my management training,"
The Office
"but I'd like to do that on a global scale."
The Office
"And that's not going "Oh look at me today. I'm entertaining whilst saving lives. Aren't I brilliant?""
The Office
"It's going, "if you think I'm brilliant,"
The Office
"Not as entertainers. A lot of them can't even speak english, but, you know.."
The Office
"Don't give them their own game show, but save them from dying at least."
The Office
"And then maybe they could, you know, do something in their own country"
The Office
"on television or whatever they have.. the wireless or.. god knows"
The Office
"Give them a job on the world service or something."
The Office
"We're from the local mental hospital. Is Gareth Keenan here? He's escaped."
The Office
"- Coz he is mental. - Here's my crew."
The Office
"Kisses for a quid. Yes."
The Office
"My mad mates. That's all we need."
The Office
"- They finally came to take you away then? - Are you mad as well?"
The Office
"- Guilty! - He's the boss."
The Office
"- Give us a job. - I've already got one reprobate. Thanks very much."
The Office
"Jimmy the perv and the oggmonster."
The Office
"- What's the weather like up there? - Ooh I've heard that before."
The Office
"- Your parents put you in a gro-bag when you were little, did they? - That's an old one."
The Office
"- "Let's grow ourselves a big lanky, goggle-eyed freak!" - All right calm down mate. There's no need to get offensive."
The Office
"- I didn't call you fatty as soon as I saw you. - All right.. I was joining in with.."
The Office
"Don't have a go at the eyes, because that's astigmatism I've had from the age of five."
The Office
"So that's what makes them a bit bulbous. Dont just.."
The Office
"- I didn't call you like whale man or blobber man as soon as I saw you. - Yea but I don't go around calling myself the mong boy."
The Office
"- Well I don;t either. I call myself the oggmonster. - I'm not gonna call you the oggmonster."
The Office
"- That's my name. - No it's not. What's your real name?"
The Office
"- Nathan. - It's a good name. - Is it? - Yes. I'll call you Nathan."
The Office
"- I didn't call you fatty as sonn as I saw you! - What's the matter with him?"
The Office
"I've got a sponsorship form for comic relief. I wanted to enter into the spirit a bit more."
The Office
"I have to hide as many of Gareth's possessions as I can from him, for the rest of the day."
The Office
"Break it up. Put her down!"
The Office
"No, they wouldn't. She wouldn't. Her husband's loaded."
The Office
"He does ok."
The Office
"Oh, dear."
The Office
"- What a day! He's still... - David, do you have that report?"
The Office
"- Glad you brought that up. - That's why I'm here."
The Office
"Yes. Um... formulating a lot of good ideas..."
The Office
"No David, I don't want to talk about a report or the report we're going to do soon."
The Office
"I'm talking about the report we talked about four days ago that was definitely gonna be done today."
The Office
"You know how important I consider this report to be."
The Office
"I come in, and I discover that this is the fruit of your labours."
The Office
"- Don't go through my stuff when I'm not.. - Please, read the first sentence for Jennifer."
The Office
""Imagine a cross between 'Telly Addicts' and 'Noel's house party'."
The Office
""You've just imagined 'upstairs downstairs', a new quiz show devised and hosted by David Brent.""
The Office
"- Contestants run upstairs and they get a clue... - No not the game show!"
The Office
"I don't understand why you haven't done the report you said you'd do,"
The Office
"I don;t understand your consistent negligience and failure to do what is asked of you."
The Office
"Because you're viewing my methods like there's something missing."
The Office
"You're looking at it like the jigsaw that it is but you're viewing it through a keyhole when really you should be..."
The Office
"- David some words would be useful here. - Oh..I think actions speak louder than words."
The Office
"You're on a warning, ok? That's the action I'm gonna take."
The Office
"It's a verbal warning. Obviously three strikes and you're out and things have got to change."
The Office
"Fine. Give me all three now, then, because I'd love to see you run this place."
The Office
"You'd have a mutiny on your hands for a start, coz they would.. but if that's what you want, c'mon let's bring it on."
The Office
"- Take the verbal warning... - Still take the warning?"
The Office
"Take the verbal warning...learn from it and let's move onwards and upwards. Ok?"
The Office
"Going on about he wants some report doing. It's red nose day."
The Office
"What's more important? You, Neil, with your report or some starving children?"
The Office
"Oh, I don't know. Oh, What would Lenny Henry say? I think we know."
The Office
"Imagine him going out the door on comic relief day"
The Office
"and Dawn French is going "Where're you going? "you haven't done the washing up. You haven't put the rubbish out"."
The Office
"- What are you reading? - A holiday brochure."
The Office
"- Possibly. - Where to?"
The Office
"The states."
The Office
"- United states? - Yeah."
The Office
"Don't know if you've heard the gossip, but Tim's going out with Rachel."
The Office
"- Er... yeah. I'd heard. - He used to fancy you, didn't he?"
The Office
"And now he's found someone better."
The Office
"Yup."
The Office
"- Seen my phone? - Huh?"
The Office
"Where have you put it? Seriously where have you put my phone?"
The Office
"- I don't believe it! - Gareth..."
The Office
"- Gareth, it's for charity, allright? - What else have you taken? Where's my tiny tanks?"
The Office
"- How am I supposed to work? - You'll just have to hop to it."
The Office
"Word of advice. Keep your traveller's cheques in a bum-bag."
The Office
"Thanks. I'll buy one."
The Office
"- When you get there? - Yup."
The Office
"'Cause fanny means your arse over there..."
The Office
"Where's...? God, you're so immature!"
The Office
"- Where...? Right. I demand that everything is back... - Gareth's stopped hopping everywhere."
The Office
"- How can I supposed to do any work? - Gareth I've told you it's for charity."
The Office
"- It's not for charity though, is it? It's for you winding me up. - Gareth's stopped hopping."
The Office
"I don't have to hop all day. It's just when I'm moving I have to hop."
The Office
"- Where does it say that in the rule book? - Where is my.. see?"
The Office
"That's mine, for a start. Straightaway. Where's the rest of it?"
The Office
"Gareth. Ok, Gareth. Just calm down, ok? Have a seat. You've been on your foot all day."
The Office
"Oh God! How do you hide a chair?"
The Office
"You all right? All right?"
The Office
"There you go. Prawn and avocado. See you later."
The Office
"- You're not going to eat here? - I've gotta get back."
The Office
"Any of it going to English kids or is it all going abroad I suppose?"
The Office
"Well... stop moaning and give her a quid for a kiss."
The Office
"- I'm not paying for it, mate. - Them's the rules."
The Office
"There you go. Come here, you."
The Office
"Good. That's great."
The Office
"- See ya. - See ya."
The Office
Show more clips