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Clips from The Office - Charity (S02E02)

"Right. Oh... my contribution."
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"- Yea it's all right. I gave you the pound. - You've got to have a kiss."
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"It's the rules."
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"- What you doing? - Just working."
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"I'm very, very, very bored."
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"Excuse me. Desk procedures. Chairs are for sitting on."
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"Wrong. I got the arse this side, so.."
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"I'd only want to be sitting where he's sitting if you was wearing skirt and I could look up there at it."
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"- Aren't you going to defend my honour? - No."
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"- You'd better get off the table. - He's embarrassed by his new girlfriend!"
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"I'm not."
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"- Today or tomorrow? - Tomorrow lunchtime."
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"- Excuse me, David. - Yes."
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"- Can we have another quick word? - Not now, no. I'm literally running downstairs this minute."
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""The Gazette" are coming in to take my picture."
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"I'm going to be in the paper. Wernham-Hogg are going to be in the paper. Free advertising, so.. That's not why I'm doing it."
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"- This shouldn't take long. - Ok."
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"Sorry to spring this on you now. We've been discussing something you said earlier -"
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"and it's certainly something we've been thinking about as well."
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"We'd like to offer you a very generous redundancy package."
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"Are you offering it or telling me I've got to take it?"
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"That's good timing, isn't it? Telling me that today. The day of laughter."
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"Brilliant."
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"It's got pockets and everything."
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"So now I'll try and go down there and be funny."
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"That's going to be good, isn't it?"
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"With that going through."
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"I knew you were up to something, planning something."
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"I'll be all right. Don't worry about me. I've got other irons in the fire, so.."
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"But I'm going to love to see you telling that lot, out there, coz you are gonna have a mutiny on your hands."
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"They will go berserk. Definitely."
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"G on. I've got stuff to do. I've got laughter... I've got money to raise. Mouths to feed."
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"- Thanks for your time. - Yeah."
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"If you're wondering what that meeting was just about in there..."
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"After it was me who saved others from redundancy. And then it's back..."
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"the good die young."
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"But um... yes... I said you lot are going mental."
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"Now I've got to go and give laughter."
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"But..."
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"See ya."
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"Ah?"
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"Ok. Do you just want to make it peck?"
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"Just run around a bit."
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"Good."
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"- Smile. It's for comic relief. - Can I just do it standing there?"
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"Just.. can you make it peck at your mates like Roy Hudd?"
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"- Rod Hull. - Yeah. Just do that."
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"Good."
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"Yeah."
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"- Ok. Good. That's fine. - All right?"
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"It's a bit dark, actually. I didn't bring a flash. Probably won't be able to use these actually."
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"- Ok. Don't be disappointed if they're not in. - No."
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"- Thank you. - Cheers."
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"- Well done, David. - No worries."
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"- Did I miss it? - Yes."
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"Booyakasha."
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"I don't think there are any in this office, and if there are, good luck to them. They're all welcome. All equal, now."
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"She's joining in with it. Do you want to put this on? Little nose?"
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"# we can take forever just a minute at a time"
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"then give generously and help save these guys who are starving, but are also brilliant.""
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"They're waiting for me."
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"- Did he? - Yeah, he did."
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"- Have you got it? - No."
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"- Are you all right? - Yeah."
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"It's the best thing that's ever happened to me, to be honest."
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"Yeah."
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"- We're telling you you've got to take it. - We'll put in a proper meeting tomorrow."
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"Where's my phone?"
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"- All right. - Thank you."
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"If that's it, can you leave now, please?"
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