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Clips from The Simpsons - Das Bus (S09E09)

"Remember, Otto. We're trusting you with our greatest natural resource:"
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"the school bus."
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""Water bill, third notice." "Jury duty, third notice.""
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""Mortgage bill-" Ooh. "Second notice.""
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""Flancrest Enterprises"?"
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"Oops. [Chuckles] That's for me."
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"Flancrest Enterprises is my home business."
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"You liar. You don't have a home business."
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"Why would you make up a lie like that?"
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"No. It's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet."
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"- Internet, eh? - Yes, indeedy. Making some good scratch too."
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"- Scratch, eh? - Yep."
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"Maude, eh?"
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"## [Whistling]"
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"- Homer, what are you doing? - No time to answer that, Marge."
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"I'm setting up a home office for my new business enterprise."
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"What business enterprise?"
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"Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"
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"Internet, eh?"
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"Oh, yeah. Everybody's making money off the Internet except us."
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"We've fallen behind. Way behind."
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"- Is that my good butter? - Can't discuss that now, Marge."
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"I have to write another delicious memo."
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"Mmm. Memo."
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"##[Children Singing]"
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"Oh, this song is driving me crazy."
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"## [Tape Fast-Forwarding]"
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"## [Headphones: Children Singing]"
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"- [Clicks] - Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape."
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"[Grunts]"
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"Hey, Simpson. Race ya."
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"- First one to the front of the bus gets Martirs lunch money. - What?"
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"- Go apple! - Go orange!"
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"Go banana!"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"Make way for grapefruit."
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"Go grapefruit!"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"Stay calm, kids. I need you to be my eyes."
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"- [All Shouting] - Okay. Which way should I turn?"
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"Go banana!"
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"Just hang tight, kids. I'll swim for help."
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"[Children Groaning]"
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"- He's Wendell. I'm Lewis. - Whatever. Just tell Wendell I said bye."
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"[All Screaming]"
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"Somebody help me!"
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"[Reverse Indicator Beeping]"
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"[All Groaning]"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Hey! Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault."
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"People, people. Let's not blame each other."
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"- We all know this is Milhouse's fault. - Huh?"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"[Horn Blows]"
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"What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we're stranded."
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"It'll be just like The Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing."
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"Yahoo!"
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"And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories."
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"One at first, but he'll train others."
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"Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio..."
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"and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system."
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"- What about the rest of us? - You guys gather food for the big feast tonight."
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"- Delicious wine? - Exactly."
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"[Groans] Oh. What am I gonna call my Internet company?"
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"All the good names are taken."
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"Oh, wait. I've got it."
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"Flancrest Enterprises."
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"- D'oh! - What exactly is it your company does again?"
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"This industry moves so fast, it's really hard to tell."
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"That's why I need a name that's cutting edge..."
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"Interslice."
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"Come on, Marge. You're good at these. Help me out."
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"How about CompuGlobalHyperMeganet?"
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"Fine. It's not important."
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"What really matters is my title."
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"I think I'll make myself... vice president."
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"No, wait. Junior vice president."
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"[Rhone Rings]"
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"CompuGlobalHyperMeganet. Junior vice president Homer Simpson speaking."
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"How may I direct your call?"
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"It's Patty."
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"[Horn Blows]"
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"Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got."
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"That's it? What happened to all the lobsters..."
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"All we found were these oozing berries."
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"And they look pretty poisonous."
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"I "eated" the purple berries."
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"Ow. [Groans]"
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"How are they, Ralph?"
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"- Good? - They taste like burning."
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"Okay. Food patrol blew it."
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"Kinda really crummy."
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"[Bart] Well, when monsoon season comes, you'll be glad it's there."
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"[Groans] No food, no shelter, no monkey butlers."
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"This island is a death hole."
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"We should've just swum for it like Otto."
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"[Groans] At least I'll leave a beautiful corpse."
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"Oh! Thank the good dude, I'm saved!"
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"- And we can go back for the kids too. - Hmm."
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"[Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"I think I'm gonna like it on this boat."
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"Run for your lives! Monster!"
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"- [Whimpers] - [Panting]"
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"Well, you'd be scared too if you saw a monster."
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"- Nuh-uh. - Uh-huh."
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"- Unlikely. - Likely."
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"Knock it off. We gotta find a way to light a fire."
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"What's good as new? Who's talking?"
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"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's."
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"- Oh, my gosh! - Oh, wow!"
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"- She really is hungry. - [Lisa] She's really hungry."
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"- [Growling] - It's the monster!"
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"I mean stomach. Gut. Crap factory."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Hey! I need that to live."
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"[Cackles]"
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"Stop!"
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"Who put the duchess of dork in charge?"
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"No one, but if we're gonna survive, we need rules and order."
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"- ## [Humming] - Not now, Martin."
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