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Clips from The Simpsons - Das Bus (S09E09)

"[Seagulls Squawking]"
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"- Who wants rations? - [All] Me! Me!"
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"Mmm!"
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"- I'm so hungry I could puke. - [All Gasp]"
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"Where'd all the food go?"
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"Mornir. Is it time to eat?"
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"Looks like you already did."
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"- What are you talkir about? - You ate our food!"
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"Now we're all gonna die because of you."
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"[Sniffs] Nacho cheese. Get him!"
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"You wouldn't dare hurt me."
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"Yoink!"
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"Well, now that you've got everything you need, I'll just, you know..."
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"get out of your hair."
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"Not so fast, two eyes!"
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"Come on. Let's slice him open and get our food back."
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"Wait! We're not savages. We live in a society of law."
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"Milhouse has the right to a fair trial."
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"[All Groaning]"
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"Society blows."
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"Oh, Captain Janeway."
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"Mmm! Lace: The Final Brassiere."
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"Oh, hurry up. I'm a busy man."
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"[Groans] This high-speed modem is intolerably slow."
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"Hey. What the-"
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"Huh. The Internet King. I wonder ifhe can provide faster nudity."
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"Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?"
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"to a 1.5 megabit fiber-optic T1 line."
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"Will you be able to provide an I.P. router..."
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"that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?"
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"Can I have some money now?"
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"Uh, is this cage really necessary?"
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"No talking in the cage."
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"Court is now in session. All rise."
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"- Ha, ha. Made you rise. - Your Honor..."
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"the defense calls its first and only witness: Milhouse Van Houten."
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"- Oh, wow! I can't believe it. - [Chattering]"
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"Milhouse, did you steal the food?"
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"Nuh-uh. No way."
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"Could anyone else have taken it?"
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"Well, I guess you could have."
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"Milhouse, I am defending you."
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"Oh. Sorry. I'm just saying, it was either you or the monster."
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"Monster? [Scoffs] Oh, please."
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"[All Grumbling]"
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"The defense has just one more question."
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"Did any one of you actually see Milhouse eat the food?"
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"Objection! He's not asking any questions."
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"Hmm. I'm gonna allow this."
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"Prosecution rests."
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"After careful deliberation..."
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"it's my opinion that Milhouse probably did eat the food..."
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"But he ate our food!"
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"- The law has spoken. - Ah, sucks to the law. [Grunts]"
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"- [Groans] - Hey, man. Leave my sister alone!"
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"Oh, so you're one of them."
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"So be it. Kill the dorks!"
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"- Bash their butts! - Kick their shins!"
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"[Together] Kill the dorks! Bash their butts!"
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"Run away!"
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"The hunt is on."
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"Bill Gates? Billionaire computer nerd Bill Gates?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get out of sight, Marge."
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"- I don't want this to look like a two-bit operation. - [Groans]"
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"- Mr. Simpson? - You don't look so rich."
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"Get a load of the bowl job, Marge."
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"Your Internet ad was brought to my attention..."
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"but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMeganet does."
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"So, rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out."
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"This is it, Marge. I poured my heart and soul into this business..."
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"and now it's finally paying off."
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"We're rich! Richer than astronauts!"
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"Homer, quiet! You'll queer the deal."
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"Oh. Right. I reluctantly accept your proposal."
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"Well, everyone always does."
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"- Buy him out, boys. - [Chuckles]"
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"[Cackling]"
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"[Whooping]"
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"- [All Whooping] - Meow."
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"[All Panting]"
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"[Groans] I can't go on."
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"Hurry! They're catching up!"
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"Here, Milhouse. You go first."
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"Okay. Now throw the vine back."
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"- There's no time. - [Gasps]"
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"[Whooping]"
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"Look. We can hide in that cave."
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"[Lisa] We should be safe in here."
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"[Nelson] They're trapped in the cave. Move in for the kill."
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"Oh, figs."
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"[Whooping]"
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"Stop! You are in violation of the Model U.N. charter!"
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"Uh, that's right. The U.N. doesn't look too kindly on-"
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"- The monster! - [Growls]"
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"[All Screaming]"
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"Your monster appears to be nothing but a run-of-the-mill wild boar."
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"Hey. Look at his tusk."
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"So the boar ate our food."
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"Oh. Sorry about that whole trying to kill you thing."
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"Yeah. Well, you should be!"
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"I only stole two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos."
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"Hey. If a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food."
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"Look. He's licking the slime off that rock."
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"That's what he's been eating. Slime!"
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"And there's enough slime for all of us. We're saved!"
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"All that slime made this boar extra tender."
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"More snout anyone?"
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"Mmm! Mmm! How's your dinner, Lise?"
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"[Man Narrating] So the children learned to function as a society."
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"And eventually, they were rescued by..."
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"oh, let's say Moe."
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"- [Thunderclap] - Two of every creature!"
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"[All Laughing]"
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"- Okay, Libya. Exports. - Yes, sir, you American pig."
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"Good luck, Ralphy. If your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much."
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"[All Shouting]"
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"Zeppelin rules!"
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"How many monkey butlers will there be?"
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"Good. Let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the tree house."
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"like CUTCO or Edgecom."
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