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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Launch Acceleration (S05E05)

"Seven o'clock. Right on time."
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"It's not an accident."
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"I waited outside your door for 20 minutes."
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"Well, dinner's almost ready."
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"I must say I was surprised you chose to spend our date-night in your apartment."
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"Well, as I mentioned, uh..."
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"...the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times..."
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"...and later, the Lego store is having a Midnight Madness sale."
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"You ask anyone, that's a hot date."
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"Tempting choices, but I have something special planned for tonight."
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"...I have decided we should make progress in ours."
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"Oh, dear Lord."
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"...and now I'm in your apartment after dark."
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"How much faster can this thing go?"
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"Had a feeling you'd be reluctant..."
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"...which is why I'm going to dip into my bag of tricks."
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"I have devised an experiment that I believe will increase your feelings..."
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"- ...for me in an accelerated time-frame. - Well, how do you propose to do that?"
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"Uh, I hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought-control."
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"There's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys."
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"Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up."
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"In your case, to your mother, superheroes, et cetera."
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"I'm going to attempt an experiment..."
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"...that will get you to transfer those feelings to me."
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"Well, seems what's on the menu tonight..."
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"...is malarkey with a big side of poppycock."
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"We'll see. Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?"
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"- The "Super Mario Brothers" theme? - Yes."
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"I see what you're doing. You're attempting to build on the work..."
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"...of Ebbinghaus by triggering an involuntary memory..."
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"...of me playing that game."
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"Admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood."
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"- But it won't work. - Fine."
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"There's no reason we can't have a lovely dinner. Why don't you have a seat?"
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"- May I offer you something to drink? - You know I don't drink."
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"Not even Strawberry Quik?"
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"I love Strawberry Quik."
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"...uh, narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol."
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"Oh, I know. I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared for dinner."
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"Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it."
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"- Just like your mommy used to make. - Oh."
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"Yummy, yummy."
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"Yeah, we should do this more often."
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"Uh-oh."
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"I'm sorry, I did. I crossed a line. I didn't mean to!"
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"Who says that right in the middle of sex?"
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"I don't know. It just came out."
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"People say weird things during sex all the time."
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"- Well, they sure as hell don't say that. - Itwas the heat of the moment."
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"No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that"..."
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"...not, "Will you marry me?""
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""Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?"
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"I take it back."
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"Okay, at some point, we'll look back and this is going to be a funny story."
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"Why don't we just start doing that now?"
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"- You're kidding. - No."
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"Hey, do you remember..."
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"...that time when I proposed to you in bed, heh?"
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"And you were all, like, "What are you doing"?"
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"That was so funny."
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"So funny."
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"Is that a little smile I see there?"
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"I should go."
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"Hey, I was thinking, for our first dance at the wedding..."
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"...what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing?"
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"- You're kidding. - No, come on."
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"How cool would that be? Me running into your arms."
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"You lifting me up into the air."
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"- You're in a good mood. - Yeah, well, why wouldn't I be?"
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"I'm marrying the girl of my dreams..."
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"...and finally got my mother to agree not to come on our honeymoon."
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"Oh, hang on."
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"Oh, it's NASA."
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"Wolowitz."
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"Oh, hi, Dave. What's up, heh?"
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"No kidding. Really, heh?"
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"Well, that's great news."
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"Great, great news."
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"All right, I'll watch my e-mail for the details."
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"It looks like I'm going into space after all, heh."
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"Howie, that's wonderful."
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"Uh-huh, wonderful."
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"Yay!"
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"What happened? I thought they cancelled your mission."
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"They... They did. But NASA really wants my telescope..."
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"...up on the space station, so they're putting me on an earlier launch."
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"When?"
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"What? We're getting married that Sunday."
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"You're right, heh. I... I can't go to space. I have to get married..."
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"...and no one can say that's not a good reason. I'll call him back."
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"Wait. I don't wanna be the one who stands in your way."
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"Well, too bad, you already did. It's a done deal. But I forgive you."
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"No. That's not how I wanna start our marriage."
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"Killing your dream? We'll have the wedding when you get back."
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"Yeah, but what about all the plans and the guests?"
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"We'll call them."
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"Although my dad's gonna go a little nutso over losing his deposits."
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"You're right, he is."
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"Your dad's gonna be furious."
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"There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding."
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"Well, we tried."
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"I'll talk to him. He won't say no to his little girl, heh."
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"No, I... l should talk to him. You know, man to man."
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"Howie, my dad can be a bully."
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"He's gonna make you cancel your flight."
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"Yeah, we can only hope, heh, that he doesn't."
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"Bishop to queen four, level two."
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"- Check. - Sheldon, Knight takes Bishop."
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"You all right?"
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"I'm fine."
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"Are you? You left your queen exposed from above..."
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"...trapped your knight in the corner, and you keep sighing and saying:"
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""Why me?""
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"Very well."
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"Can I ask you a question about women?"
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"We got you that book last year. Wasn't everything in there?"
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"No. I'm having a relationship problem with Amy."
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"And by the way, that book gave me nightmares."
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"If it makes you feel any better..."
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"...I screwed things up pretty good with Penny."
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