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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - The Trip Back (S01E01)

"so I thought I'd play a little mountain music"
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"I wrote on the beach."
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"Maybe Mr. Jellineck's right."
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"Maybe we shouldn't smoke pot anymore."
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"No way!"
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"This stuff frees your mind!"
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"Yeah, you're right, spark that spleef."
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"I wanna get high!"
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"I'll see you after class."
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"Well, well, well, what do we've got here?"
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"It's a bake sale."
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"We're raising money for blind children."
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"Oh sure, aren't we all."
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"which brownie do you think I should choose?"
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"Around and round she goes, where she stops..."
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"How 'bout this one!"
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"Whichever one you want, Officer."
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"Hah, hah... good one."
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"Sure, yeah."
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"Are you going to pay for that?"
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"Oh sure, yeah."
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"I'm a student just like you."
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"Where'd you get it?"
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"Hmm... I love free samples!"
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"Student."
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"Principal."
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""A+," Tiny."
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"Tim, "B-" not too shabby."
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"Your grades on the final exam this year were excellent!"
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"Jerri, you got a zero."
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"Wow..."
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"But I studied really hard for this."
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"Didn't I?"
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"I don't know, Jerri, uh, but,"
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"in the answer to the question,"
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""what was the Magna Carta?""
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"And in response to the query,"
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""what was the capital of France during the Nazi occupation?""
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"You traced your hand."
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"Oh yeah... I drew a beak on the thumb there."
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"Oh, it's a turkey!"
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"Must have been during the holidays."
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"It was yesterday, Jerri."
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"Jerri, listen."
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"I was gonna say this in private"
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"but I was afraid that it wouldn't be"
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"sufficiently humiliating."
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"You fail."
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"You fail freshman year."
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"Huh?"
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"I'm saying you fail."
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"I can't do this year all over again."
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"Nor do I wanna to teach you,"
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"tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m."
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"Oh, c'mon, 7:00 a.m.!"
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"7:00 a.m.!"
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"And if you have any hopes for a happy life,"
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"I'd go study."
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"Okay, everybody, that does it for freshman year."
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"It's been a pleasure teaching you,"
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"and since we only have 15 minutes..."
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"Why don't you all just go and... wait a second!"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry."
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"Okay, sit down."
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"Ummm..."
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"The opium war was fought in 1840..."
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"New student."
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"Just transferred in."
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"On the last day of school?"
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"Who wrote that word on the board?"
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"I did."
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"We're studying the... Opium Wars."
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"Okay, class dismissed."
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"You can all go now."
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"Wait a second, you can't dismiss my class."
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"Class dismissed, have a good summer."
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"All right, Jerri, you have one night to prepare for this test."
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"Are you ready for it?"
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"Absolutely."
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"What's it on?"
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"Right, Noblet..."
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"American History."
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"From what country was the land purchased?"
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"Louisiana."
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"From what country did the United States"
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"I'll give you a hint."
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"One of its cities is named, uh, Baton Rouge."
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"Baton Rouge... Baton Rouge..."
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"Louisiana!"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"Oh look, I gotta study for a test."
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"We'll help you study!"
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"I'll wait for you at school tomorrow, Jerri."
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"I'll be there."
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"Don't get high tonight, Jerri."
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"I promise I won't."
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"Goddamn, that's gotta be tight!"
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"Owwww..."
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"How'd your test go, Jerri?"
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"Jeez... I'm on my way right now."
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"Oh no... right."
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"I know what you're thinking,"
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"and I didn't get high last night."
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"You look high, Jerri."
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"What?! Am I high?!"
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"[SLURRING BADLY]"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"Oh no, that's not a good idea, Jerri!"
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"Uhh!!"
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"Well, I was trying to show you..."
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"Uh... what's the last thing you remember?"
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"and the... the rest is hazy."
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"Hazy... oh well... Uhh... oh boy..."
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"You were jumped... Uhh... by a bunch of guys..."
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"Uhh... big black guys."
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"Sexy, sexy, muscular black guys... yeah!"
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"Really?"
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"No! I was stoned!"
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"I nearly chopped your head off because I was high!"
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