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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - The Trip Back (S01E01)

"What?"
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"No!"
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"Jerri, maybe you should just leave."
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"Well, what are you doing here?"
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"I... I thought you were all better."
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"Yes, I'm all better now, Jerri."
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"I'm just blind."
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"So, Uhh..."
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"You're not gonna turn me in for smoking pot, are ya?"
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"I'm blind, Jerri."
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"You're busted!"
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"That's right..."
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"Ah, Jesus..."
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"I'm telling you, you're wasting your time."
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"Well, I guess I've learned one thing..."
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"Never talk about your marijuana exploits"
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"I'm telling you, you're just wasting your"
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"Well, in case anyone's interested,"
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"I'll be out in time to start freshman year all over again."
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"[SOBBING] I only smoked it once!"
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"Why am I in a ladies jail?"
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"Don't thank me, Jerri. You earned it."
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"I've got something I'd... like to say."
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"I'm gonna pass my exams"
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"and then we can spend all summer"
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"I see grays and browns and grays..."
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"Ah, ha ha ha!"
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"You're all hopped up on that weed."
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"Principal Blackman! Principal Blackman!"
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"and infesting the healthy plants"
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"You can't help a drug addict until they hit rock bottom,"
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"Ladies."
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"is how do we... treat the drug addict..."
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"How can I return the calls"
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"it's creeping up the trail."
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"Thank you, Jerri..."
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"How do you know everything about it?"
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"I know we've all read the "scientific studies" that say"
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"Boy, I sure got the munchies."
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"Uh... I-I just... I just don't remember."
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"to 1842, between the Chinese..."
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"C'mon, or, you gotta give me that one."
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"Trish!"
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"Huhh!!"
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"You're asking me if I'm high?"
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"Uhh!! Uhh!!"
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"I was... I was waiting for you at school"
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"Get out."
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"Are you the student who sprayed me?"
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"I've been clean for a year!"
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"in front of an undercover cop..."
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"I am a man!"
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"Hi, I'm Jerri Blank,"
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"For your information, dick-a-licious,"
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"if I don't know who called?"
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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
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"Orlando!"
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"Oh, or... can you ever forgive me?"
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"purchase Louisiana?"
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"And seeing as I have the munchies,"
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"Well, as you can see, I'm back in the slammer."
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"You cooked my basketball!"
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"Let's start with the Louisiana Purchase."
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"Hey, I figured out a way to derail the toddler train!"
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"C'mon, c'mon, next up, let's go!"
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"Now this particular kiln heats up to 1500 degrees."
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"POLICE RADIO: We have a 3-11 in progress, on the corner of 5th and..."
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"[GIGGLING HYSTERICALLY]"
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"No, Jerri, when I say "hint,""
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"We're gonna pass the peace pipe."
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"Okay, everybody out."
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"but Chief Big Bong is throwing a war council"
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"Thanks, I try."
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"OK... I'm done."
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"Ohh man!"
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"[HANDS SIZZLING]"
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"Oh Pepper, a turtle, very nice!"
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"Quick, to my office!"
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"I was hoping we could shoot the breeze a bit, you know, rap."
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"[ALL SNICKERING]"
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"So I turned to pot, hoping it would solve my problems."
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"No, Jerri."
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"No, I don't, Jerri, and neither will Noblet!"
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"[SMOKE-CHOKING]"
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"You guys are my best friends..."
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"Next!"
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"Jerri, I know you gotta study and everything,"
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"Faggot!"
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"My [BLEEP]-hole's hungry, baby!"
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