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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - The Trip Back (S01E01)

"You heard me, grind that pelvis into the leather and smack it..."
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"Smack it... smack it!"
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"Way to smack it."
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"I like your style."
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"Can I get some water?"
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"I'm a little dry."
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"I'm plenty wet..."
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"Heh heh heh, seriously."
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"[CHUCKLING] You're funny, Jerri."
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"Yeah?"
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"C'mon..."
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"COACH: Yeah, clamp, clamp, tighten!"
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"So who goes first?"
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"Ummm!"
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"Umm... "skunk weed.""
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"Wanna hit?"
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"No, I'm not into pot."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Okay, let's burn it down."
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"[DEMONIC LAUGHTER]"
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"Nothing unusual."
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"[THROATY GAGGING]"
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"Ohh God, I see a carnival of colors!"
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"[THROATY GAGGING]"
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"Don't you just love it?"
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"Umm!"
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"Oh! Man!"
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"Whoo!"
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"[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]"
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"[GIGGLING UNCONTROLLABLY]"
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"I've seen this one before..."
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"They're gonna untie her tubes."
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"Ah ha ha ha."
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"making dinner tonight?"
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"Hey, let's go outside and shoot some hoops."
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"Stroke-a-delic's bumming my stone."
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"Troll!!"
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"That's right, and it's a very expensive habit."
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"So don't be surprised if I cut out one of your livers"
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"Hey, Frankenfag!"
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"You forgot your basketball!"
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"imagine one degree..."
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"1500 times!"
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"We'll set them on this slate."
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"We've got some dice... Those are fun..."
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"What do you got there, Jerri?"
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"Hmm... no carpal, interesting."
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"Okay, as soon as these are baked,"
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"we'll glaze them!"
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"As soon as they're baked"
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"we'll get baked."
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"Ah, ha ha ha ha..."
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"Yes... what is it?!"
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"There are some bad seeds in this school"
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"who are growing into weeds"
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"Hmmm, your metaphor confuses me,"
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"yet I am intrigued by your ramble."
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"Thank you all for coming this afternoon,"
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"to our second meeting of "M-Mad,""
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""Mad Mothers Against Drugs.""
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"If you refer to your pamphlet, please."
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"and sometimes it's important to help the process along."
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"You dig a hole in the yard and cover it with sticks and leaves."
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"Cut the brake cable in their car."
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"Exactly, cut the brake cable to their car."
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"The point is to help them hurt themselves."
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"Hi, Jerri."
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"Jerri, Jerri, Jerri, not now, please."
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"Now the point of the meeting this afternoon"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Jerri!"
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"Did I get any calls?"
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"Yes, why don't you go return them."
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"If you look at the pamphlet..."
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"A, um... "Mr. Puffmeister" and "Chief Big Bong.""
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"Ah, the chief called?"
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"Man, he must be on the warpath."
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"Speaking of which, I got on Indian underwear,"
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"Man, you people are old!"
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"I bet you could dry beef down there."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, she was only kidding."
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"We have a slide show."
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"Step... daughter."
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"How dare you come into this house with a drug problem"
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"when I am conducting a meeting about drug problems!"
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"You better shape up, young lady,"
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"or I am gonna want you out of this house!"
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"You always want me out of this house."
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"Hey, do you know where I uh..."
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"Might be able to buy some big fat doobies?"
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"What?"
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"Well, I was, uh, y'know looking to"
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"take a trip with mary jane,"
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"and I thought you might know her travel agent?"
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"Are you a cop?"
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"You just made the list, mister..."
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"Of the top ten people in this area."
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"I thought I'd teach class today in a more informal setting."
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"Now, there's this herb..."
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"Most of you probably know it by it's ancient Dutch name..."
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"Mari-juana."
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"Yeah, everything's funny on pot, isn't it?"
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"A few years back I was pretty down."
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"I just started this job and my plugs weren't taking,"
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"my parents were brutally murdered, and..."
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"I was fat."
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"But you know something,"
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"the only thing it fixed... was my life."
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"You can't lay that on pot."
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"Why not?!"
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"I know it feels good."
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"it's non-addictive and that there are no side-effects."
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"But scientists don't smoke pot,"
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"we do!"
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"And that's the difference!"
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"then be prepared to spend a lot of time..."
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"Laughing with your friends."
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"Think about it."
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"Now we still have 55 minutes left for class,"
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