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Clips from Taxi - A Full House for Christmas (S01E01)

you know what I mean?

"you know what I mean?"

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Does that mean we can't play anymore?

"Does that mean we can't play anymore?"

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It means that we've lost enough already.

"It means that we've lost enough already."

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You lost enough-- I haven't.

"You lost enough-- I haven't."

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Hey, I'll cut you for 20.

"Hey, I'll cut you for 20."

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20.

"20."

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NICK: Ace.

"NICK: Ace."

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Now I lost enough.

"Now I lost enough."

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Hey, could I have my shoes back?

"Hey, could I have my shoes back?"

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Yeah, but you can only borrow them till I'm done here.

"Yeah, but you can only borrow them till I'm done here."

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Okay, Alex.

"Okay, Alex."

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Oh yeah, right.

"Oh yeah, right."

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You get him. We're all behind you, all right?

"You get him. We're all behind you, all right?"

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Don't worry about it.

"Don't worry about it."

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Okay, how much you playing with?

"Okay, how much you playing with?"

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Alex isn't playing with his money.

"Alex isn't playing with his money."

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He's playing with mine.

"He's playing with mine."

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You're bankrolling him against me,

"You're bankrolling him against me,"

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your own brother?

"your own brother?"

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Jeez, Louie, I always knew you resented me and all of that

"Jeez, Louie, I always knew you resented me and all of that"

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but I never knew you had it in you to do something like this.

"but I never knew you had it in you to do something like this."

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You're all right.

"You're all right."

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TONY: Hey, John, I thought

"TONY: Hey, John, I thought"

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you were going to your in-laws'.

"you were going to your in-laws'."

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Oh, I am. I forgot and left Suzanne's present in my locker.

"Oh, I am. I forgot and left Suzanne's present in my locker."

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How's the game going?

"How's the game going?"

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They're just getting started.

"They're just getting started."

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Okay, well, we'll see you all

"Okay, well, we'll see you all"

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in a couple days.

"in a couple days."

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Merry Christmas again. Merry Christmas.

"Merry Christmas again. Merry Christmas."

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I'm just going to call Suzanne and tell her I'm on my way.

"I'm just going to call Suzanne and tell her I'm on my way."

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All right, let's get started.

"All right, let's get started."

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Only we're going to make some new rules this time.

"Only we're going to make some new rules this time."

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so could you ask your folks if they'd hold dinner for me?

"so could you ask your folks if they'd hold dinner for me?"

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All right.

"All right."

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No limit on the betting.

"No limit on the betting."

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Alex, here's $3,000.

"Alex, here's $3,000."

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Maybe you better tell them

"Maybe you better tell them"

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to start without me.

"to start without me."

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JOHN: Well, honey,

"JOHN: Well, honey,"

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Alex just raised another 20...

"Alex just raised another 20..."

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Nick is smiling...

"Nick is smiling..."

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Nick calls...

"Nick calls..."

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Damn, Alex lost again.

"Damn, Alex lost again."

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That's the third time in a row.

"That's the third time in a row."

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Hey, Alex, how much you lost now?

"Hey, Alex, how much you lost now?"

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None of your business, Banta.

"None of your business, Banta."

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About 1,100.

"About 1,100."

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What are you-- a computer?

"What are you-- a computer?"

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You guys been at this five hours now.

"You guys been at this five hours now."

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Couldn't we take a break?

"Couldn't we take a break?"

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They don't need a break.

"They don't need a break."

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I've seen Alex play ten, 12 hours in a row.

"I've seen Alex play ten, 12 hours in a row."

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No, look, if Nick wants to take a break, I'll take a break.

"No, look, if Nick wants to take a break, I'll take a break."

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I once played for 72 hours in a row.

"I once played for 72 hours in a row."

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Let's play.

"Let's play."

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Hey, 72 hours.

"Hey, 72 hours."

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That's like my fight with Rocky Santocuore.

"That's like my fight with Rocky Santocuore."

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Your fight with Santocuore lasted four minutes.

"Your fight with Santocuore lasted four minutes."

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I'm talking about my recovery.

"I'm talking about my recovery."

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I bet $500.

"I bet $500."

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( spectators gasping )

"( spectators gasping )"

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I like your style, kid.

"I like your style, kid."

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I'll see your five...

"I'll see your five..."

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and raise five.

"and raise five."

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$1,500 in one pile.

"$1,500 in one pile."

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I don't believe it.

"I don't believe it."

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Hey, Alex, take it easy.

"Hey, Alex, take it easy."

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I will see your five.

"I will see your five."

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And I will raise you...

"And I will raise you..."

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Five.

"Five."

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This is unbelievable.

"This is unbelievable."

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Alex, you better be sure.

"Alex, you better be sure."

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I mean, you better be sure

"I mean, you better be sure"

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you're sure.

"you're sure."

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I'm going to find out.

"I'm going to find out."

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and raise you my last $300.

"and raise you my last $300."

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I'm all in.

"I'm all in."

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Louie, I can't cover that.

"Louie, I can't cover that."

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Alex, look into my eyes

"Alex, look into my eyes"

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and tell me that you're sure

"and tell me that you're sure"

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about this hand.

"about this hand."

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I mean, promise me you're sure.

"I mean, promise me you're sure."

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Say you're positive.

"Say you're positive."

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I'm reasonably sure.

"I'm reasonably sure."

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I'll get more money.

"I'll get more money."

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More money?

"More money?"

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Where are you going to get more money?

"Where are you going to get more money?"

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Hey, Louie, where you going?

"Hey, Louie, where you going?"

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What are you going in there for?

"What are you going in there for?"

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You're going to bet the company receipts?

"You're going to bet the company receipts?"

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What the hell do you think you been playing with?

"What the hell do you think you been playing with?"

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You said it was your life savings, Louie.

"You said it was your life savings, Louie."

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I lied-- I do that sometimes.

"I lied-- I do that sometimes."

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Louie, Louie

"Louie, Louie"

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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie.

"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie."

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What do you mean, I'm playing with stolen money?

"What do you mean, I'm playing with stolen money?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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( groaning )

"( groaning )"

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If you lose now, you're in big trouble.

"If you lose now, you're in big trouble."

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All right.

"All right."

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That's fine.

"That's fine."

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Makes the game a lot more interesting.

"Makes the game a lot more interesting."

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He sees your bet,

"He sees your bet,"

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and raises you...

"and raises you..."

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another...

"another..."

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Louie, I told you I was all in.

"Louie, I told you I was all in."

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So fold.

"So fold."

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You take a check?

"You take a check?"

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Okay, you won't.

"Okay, you won't."

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Here, my airline ticket.

"Here, my airline ticket."

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It's worth $150.

"It's worth $150."

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What do you give me for a $300 watch?

"What do you give me for a $300 watch?"

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$80.

"$80."

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Great, I only paid $50 for it.

"Great, I only paid $50 for it."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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That's $80, and 150

"That's $80, and 150"

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is $230.

"is $230."

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I give that guy $20 for his shoes;

"I give that guy $20 for his shoes;"

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that makes it $250.

"that makes it $250."

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