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Clips from Taxi - A Full House for Christmas (S01E01)

"I don't want his shoes."
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"I want my shoes."
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"It's Christmas, Louie, take his shoes."
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"Okay, but you're still $200 short."
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"Well, let me think."
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"Let me do it for you."
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"The way I figure it,"
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"three weeks for Ma in Vegas is worth $200."
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"You want me to bet Ma?"
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"You win? You're off the hook."
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"You lose? You take her with you."
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"You're betting on our own mother."
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"Right."
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"$300, Two weeks."
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"Two weeks for $200."
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"$100 a week."
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"All right."
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"I raise a week."
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"I don't believe this."
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"Okay."
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"We see your week"
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"and raise you another $200."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"I can't take her for five weeks."
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"100 is for hugs and kisses every day she's there."
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"$50, You take her out to dinner twice a week to someplace fancy,"
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"not no taco palace."
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"And the last $50"
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"you take her to one of those"
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"splashy floor shows they got out there."
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"Is anybody keeping this straight?"
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"It's $4,350, three weeks in Vegas"
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"six meals, one floor show,"
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"one plane ticket, one watch"
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"and a pair of shoes."
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"Oh, yeah, and the hugs and kisses."
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"You get all that?"
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"Hmm?"
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"I call."
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"What do you got?"
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"Aces and Jacks."
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"Three sixes, you lose."
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"I lose?"
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"You lose!"
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"I'll have Ma packed and waiting for you."
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"* Hallelujah!"
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"( children singing "Hallelujah" chorus )"
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"* Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah *"
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"* Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah *"
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"* Silent night"
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"* Holy night"
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"* All is calm"
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"* All is bright"
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"* Round yon virgin, mother and child... *"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"* Holy infant so tender and mild... *"
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"Hey, Louie."
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"* Sleep in heavenly peace"
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"* Sleep in heavenly peace"
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"* Sleep in heavenly peace"
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"* Sleep in heavenly peace."
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"* Joy to the world, the Lord is come *"
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"* Let Earth receive her King"
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"* Let every heart prepare Him room *"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* Joy to the world"
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"* The Lord is come"
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"* Let Earth receive her King"
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"* Let every heart"
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"* Prepare Him room..."
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"* Let heaven and nature sing."
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"WOMAN: Merry Christmas, Mr. Walters."
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"( grunts )"
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"Poor thing."
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"Really?"
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"Nick!"
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"Thank goodness you don't have a bigger family."
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"$450."
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"What?"
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"I'll see it..."
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