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Clips from Taxi - A Full House for Christmas (S01E01)

This is Alex Rieger, one of your son's employees.

"This is Alex Rieger, one of your son's employees."

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Look, Nick, I've given you your way for a long time.

"Look, Nick, I've given you your way for a long time."

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I've been with Ma.

"I've been with Ma."

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I'm taking care of her.

"I'm taking care of her."

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I never asked you for no help.

"I never asked you for no help."

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Well, maybe I haven't said so,

"Well, maybe I haven't said so,"

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but I always thought that was big of you.

"but I always thought that was big of you."

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Nicky was a difficult birth, huh?

"Nicky was a difficult birth, huh?"

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No, no, please.

"No, no, please."

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Mrs. De Palma, don't tell me all the medical details.

"Mrs. De Palma, don't tell me all the medical details."

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I'm really not a medical man, please.

"I'm really not a medical man, please."

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Look, you're taking Ma to Vegas and that's that.

"Look, you're taking Ma to Vegas and that's that."

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I told you, I can't.

"I told you, I can't."

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Give me one good reason.

"Give me one good reason."

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Nicky used to pull the what off flies?

"Nicky used to pull the what off flies?"

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All right, this is your last chance.

"All right, this is your last chance."

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You either take Ma with you when you go,

"You either take Ma with you when you go,"

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or you leave town an only child.

"or you leave town an only child."

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I'm not your brother anymore.

"I'm not your brother anymore."

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Okay, Louie.

"Okay, Louie."

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Have it your way.

"Have it your way."

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We're not brothers anymore.

"We're not brothers anymore."

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Hey, deal me in.

"Hey, deal me in."

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You want to talk to Nicky?

"You want to talk to Nicky?"

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Nick.

"Nick."

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Louie, Louie, I'm sorry.

"Louie, Louie, I'm sorry."

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Ma!

"Ma!"

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Ma, you're going to Vegas, I promise.

"Ma, you're going to Vegas, I promise."

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I'm not lying.

"I'm not lying."

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Have I lied to you yet?

"Have I lied to you yet?"

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I mean this phone call.

"I mean this phone call."

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No, trust me, then.

"No, trust me, then."

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I swear you're going to Vegas.

"I swear you're going to Vegas."

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How you going to keep a promise like that?

"How you going to keep a promise like that?"

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I don't know, Alex, but I got to.

"I don't know, Alex, but I got to."

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You hear the way she screeches?

"You hear the way she screeches?"

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Sometimes when she's going real good, dogs come from all over.

"Sometimes when she's going real good, dogs come from all over."

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I just have to keep that promise.

"I just have to keep that promise."

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Thanks for coming, Alex.

"Thanks for coming, Alex."

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I knew I could count on you if I called you.

"I knew I could count on you if I called you."

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You're a real pal.

"You're a real pal."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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What are you having?

"What are you having?"

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Um, I'll have a beer.

"Um, I'll have a beer."

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Separate tabs.

"Separate tabs."

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So, how's the party going?

"So, how's the party going?"

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Oh, you'd hate it, Louie.

"Oh, you'd hate it, Louie."

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There's joy everywhere.

"There's joy everywhere."

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Nick still around?

"Nick still around?"

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Yep, and winning big.

"Yep, and winning big."

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You know, I been doing a lot of thinking, Alex,

"You know, I been doing a lot of thinking, Alex,"

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about Ma, about me, about Nick, about Ma and me,

"about Ma, about me, about Nick, about Ma and me,"

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about Nick and me, about Nick and Ma.

"about Nick and me, about Nick and Ma."

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You know, Christmas has always been

"You know, Christmas has always been"

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a stinking time of the year for me.

"a stinking time of the year for me."

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Oh, come on, Louie.

"Oh, come on, Louie."

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Always!

"Always!"

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Do you know that I played the elf

"Do you know that I played the elf"

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in the Christmas pageant every year

"in the Christmas pageant every year"

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till I left for the Army?

"till I left for the Army?"

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Yeah, I know.

"Yeah, I know."

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I never got to play the parts

"I never got to play the parts"

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that I wanted to play--

"that I wanted to play--"

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angel, shepherd, room clerk...

"angel, shepherd, room clerk..."

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The guy who said, "No room at the Inn."

"The guy who said, "No room at the Inn.""

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Oh, that room clerk.

"Oh, that room clerk."

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Alex, Louie.

"Alex, Louie."

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Hi, John.

"Hi, John."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Listen, I was just on my way

"Listen, I was just on my way"

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to my in-laws' house for the party

"to my in-laws' house for the party"

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and I wanted to drop by

"and I wanted to drop by"

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and wish you a Merry Christmas.

"and wish you a Merry Christmas."

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Maybe this is the wrong time.

"Maybe this is the wrong time."

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Huh? No, no, it's okay, John.

"Huh? No, no, it's okay, John."

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Got cleaned out.

"Got cleaned out."

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Boy, that brother of yours can really play poker.

"Boy, that brother of yours can really play poker."

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He's cleaning everybody.

"He's cleaning everybody."

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Yeah, I'm glad I'm not playing.

"Yeah, I'm glad I'm not playing."

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That does it.

"That does it."

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It's bad enough he's ruining Christmas for me and Ma.

"It's bad enough he's ruining Christmas for me and Ma."

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He's got to ruin it for everybody else.

"He's got to ruin it for everybody else."

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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I want to get even with him. I would too.

"I want to get even with him. I would too."

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I want to hit him where it hurts the most.

"I want to hit him where it hurts the most."

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And I want you to help me.

"And I want you to help me."

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Me?

"Me?"

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Yeah. You're the best

"Yeah. You're the best"

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Well...

"Well..."

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I want you to challenge Nick

"I want you to challenge Nick"

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and beat him at his own game.

"and beat him at his own game."

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Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute."

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Now, Nick's a pro. I can't beat him.

"Now, Nick's a pro. I can't beat him."

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Even if I could, it would take a lot of money

"Even if I could, it would take a lot of money"

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to bankroll a challenge like that.

"to bankroll a challenge like that."

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I got the money.

"I got the money."

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It's my life savings.

"It's my life savings."

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I been socking away money for years.

"I been socking away money for years."

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I've always wanted to use it

"I've always wanted to use it"

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a trip to Florida, a new car...

"a trip to Florida, a new car..."

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Revenge!

"Revenge!"

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I want him wiped out, Alex

"I want him wiped out, Alex"

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crushed, destroyed, humiliated...

"crushed, destroyed, humiliated..."

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for Ma.

"for Ma."

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Louie, what do you think?

"Louie, what do you think?"

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About what?

"About what?"

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Nick.

"Nick."

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Hey, Louie, I knew

"Hey, Louie, I knew"

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you couldn't stay mad at me forever.

"you couldn't stay mad at me forever."

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Great bunch of guys, too.

"Great bunch of guys, too."

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From now on, I'm coming back more often.

"From now on, I'm coming back more often."

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That's a promise.

"That's a promise."

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Nick, Nick.

"Nick, Nick."

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Alex, yo.

"Alex, yo."

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Alex wants to play one on one with you.

"Alex wants to play one on one with you."

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Hey, Alex, hey, are you sure?

"Hey, Alex, hey, are you sure?"

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I mean, like, he's really good.

"I mean, like, he's really good."

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I mean, he's really good,

"I mean, he's really good,"

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