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Clips from Taxi - A Full House for Christmas (S01E01)

"and I don't like the way it tastes,"
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"I never spit it out."
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"I always tell her, "Take another crack at it.""
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"But listen, I want to tell you something."
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"This is just between you and me."
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"The winters have been getting"
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"really hard on Ma,"
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"and she freezes up on me,"
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"Oh. you know?"
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"And she needs to go someplace"
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"where it's warm so she can thaw out."
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"You know, like Las Vegas."
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"Yeah."
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"Now, here's Nick--"
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"he's got this beautiful apartment out there."
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"You think he ever asked her once to come out and visit?"
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"No."
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"Now, what I'm hoping is"
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"he's going to go home and see how bad off she is"
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"and then get the idea himself and ask her."
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"I wouldn't count on it, Louie."
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"No, I'm not, I'm not."
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"That's why I told Ma, you know, drop a few subtle hints."
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"Now that'd be an idea."
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"Yeah, like I told her to tell him,"
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""Nicky, I'd really love to see your apartment in Vegas"
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""before I die,"
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"because if I don't I'll put a curse on you from my grave.""
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"* Joy to the world, the Lord is come *"
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"* let Earth receive her King... *"
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"Look at this."
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"* Let every heart prepare Him room *"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* and heaven and nature sing"
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"* And heaven and nature sing... *"
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"Come on, give him a buck, everybody."
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"* Let Earth receive her King"
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"* Let every heart prepare Him room *"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* And heaven and nature sing"
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"* Joy to the world..."
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"Here's your cut, Mr. De Palma."
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"Thanks for letting us work the garage."
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"Okay, Merry Christmas."
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"All right, now keep practicing"
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"because I might have a New Year's eve gig for you."
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"Hey, I was just thinking."
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"Why don't we have a little Christmas party?"
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"Where?"
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"Right here in the garage."
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"You know, why not?"
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"We never had one here before."
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"How come?"
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"I don't know... tradition?"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"That might not be such a bad idea."
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"Sure."
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"I can make some egg nog."
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"I'm not going to be able to cook"
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"but I could stop at a deli."
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"That's fine, that's fine."
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"I'll get some Christmas decorations."
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"Right."
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"I'm sure even Louie will give me a break on the choir."
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"And you know what?"
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"I'm going to get a Christmas tree"
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"so we can put all of our gifts underneath it."
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"What's wrong?"
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"You do exchange Christmas gifts, don't you?"
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"We do now."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"ELAINE: Okay, well, I'm going to make some phone calls"
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"and I'll set it up."
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"Okay, everybody, okay."
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"Come here round the table. Let's go."
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"Who's the cashier around this joint, huh?"
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"LOUIE: Nick!"
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"What are you doing back here? You're supposed to be seeing Ma."
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"I saw Ma-- we had a little chat."
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"You had a good idea me coming."
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"I'm glad I did it."
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"Hey, deal me in."
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"Don't deal him in."
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"You only been gone ten minutes."
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"It takes ten minutes to drive there and back."
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"What'd you expect, me to spend all afternoon with her? Deal me in."
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"Don't deal him in. I want to talk to you."
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"I got a poker game to play, Louie."
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"I want to talk to you now."
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"Get in the cage."
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"Excuse us."
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"Get in there."
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"Watch my coat, huh?"
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"I'll watch the coat."
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"Sit down."
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"You're a rotten kid, Nick."
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"Six years you're gone."
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"You don't call, you don't write."
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"Nothing."
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"You come back for a crummy five minutes."
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"Ain't you got no feelings for Ma at all?"
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"( phone rings )"
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"Sunshine cab."
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"Hey, crazy lady, give me a break here."
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"It's Ma."
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"I'm talking to him now."
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"She says she asked you about going to Vegas"
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"and you laughed in her face."
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"I thought she was joking."
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"What am I going to do with Ma in Las Vegas?"
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"Stop screaming, will you?!"
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"I can't talk to her when she's like this."
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"Ma, I can't talk to you when you're like this."
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"Alex, come in here and talk to my mother."
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"What, me?"
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"LOUIE: Come on, just take the phone."
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"Hey, Louie, I don't know what to say to your mother."
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"You don't have to say anything, just listen."
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"Hello, Mrs. De Palma?"
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