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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Bogie Nights (S01E01)

"I hereby declare, Ricky and Jerri"
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"master and mistress of "Bogey Nights.""
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"[GROWLING]"
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"Let's go now!"
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"Jerri!!!"
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"No, Jerri, what are you doing?!!"
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"Jerri, no!"
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"[THUD]"
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"Whew!"
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"Ohhh... heh-heh."
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"Mmm..."
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"Mm... mmm..."
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"Oh, the gap."
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"I got a tooth knocked out"
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"by a border guard down in Florida"
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"about 15 years ago."
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"Hey, I oughta replace it with this."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Wow, it fits perfectly."
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"Remember how I said I never met my real mother."
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"Yeah, that's too bad."
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"I-I think..."
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"Oh my dear Lord."
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"Why, Mom? Why?"
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"I was a teenage runaway for 32 years."
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"I did things I wouldn't force on a mule."
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"And that includes things I forced on a mule."
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"You just gave me away!"
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"No, no, never."
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"I traded you for a guitar."
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"God..."
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"And all these years I've wondered..."
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""What happened to that guitar?""
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"D-Do you even know who my real father is?"
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"Of course, of course I do."
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"Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida."
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"It was either this obese bail bondsman with a harelip,"
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"or a Cuban."
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"I'm pretty sure it was a Cuban"
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"'cause they're thick as flies down there."
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"But that's not the important thing."
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"The important thing is we're together now!"
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"That would've been great."
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"But I'm transferring out again."
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"My foster dad just got a new job."
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"All right."
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"I guess it's for the best, seems."
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"I don't have a job or any maternal instincts."
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"not relying on me."
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"Good-bye, Mom?"
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"I hope Spike's still kickin',"
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"the bacon strip's sizzlin'!"
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"Well, little tree, it's been quite a week."
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"I hope you grew as much I did."
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"I've learned a lot..."
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"That golf cleats can really rip up the gym floor,"
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"that the violent make passionate lovers,"
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"and that befriending new people"
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"can lead to having sex with your children..."
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"Accidentally."
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"Good night."
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"Y'know, you and I got a lot in common."
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"Friendship Collage, right."
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"Lance, lights?"
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"Aw, I think it's cute."
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""but no one would understand."
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"Desperately yours, Jerri.""
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"Um, ugh, could we maybe, like, have a minute?"
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"Let's just say a jealous little Filipino snitch told me."
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"I'm sorry it's so late."
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"But I had to talk to somebody."
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"You can talk to me, Ricky."
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"I don't know anything about my real mother."
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"It's a tooth."
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"I'm not a snitch like your little friend Orlando"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"He's new!"
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"I'm gonna hit the crapper."
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"Hold it, right there at the border, mi muchacho."
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"[GLASS SHATTERING]"
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"which we cut down to make our new ax handles"
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"[BAND PLAYS]"
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"I couldn't help noticing..."
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"Look uh..."
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"Well, maybe I can be your friend?"
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"Pssst!"
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"Ooh, ha ha."
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"Ha ha, Ricky..."
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"[PEBBLES HITTING WINDOW PANE]"
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"Ohhh, this book means the world to me."
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""if wishes and buts were clusters of nuts,"
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"Dammit, Jerri."
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"but y'know..."
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"Blank, I remember."
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"Jerri.""
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"With a goat..."
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"What?! I don't blame you."
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"Ughh... arghh..."
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"Would I have made you... this?"
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"Oh..."
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"[TUMBLE & THUD]"
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"No. I won't let you go! Not now, not again!"
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"Thanks."
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"[BELL RINGS] Maybe next time."
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"Um, there's this new kid at school..."
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"So who you begging to the dance, spank?"
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"a great-looking bacon strip for the dance."
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"make some smart choices."
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"Oh, where did you hear that?"
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"Or rather, y'know, what's left of it."
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"Get him... club him!"
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"Fit them with their jackets!"
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