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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Bogie Nights (S01E01)

"There we go."
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"We both have thick leathery bark,"
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"So happy St. Arbor Days, weak little ficus."
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"Oh, it's not a legal holiday,"
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"The dance is this Friday!"
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"I made it out of words and pictures from magazines."
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"I'm not deaf and you don't stutter."
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"[ZAPPING] Ouch!"
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"Beach..."
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"On the beach."
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"all the desks have been taken by real Flatpoint students,"
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"so I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to sit"
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"Go on."
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"any other student that you don't know anything about"
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"waltz into my classroom in the middle of the semester"
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"Tell me about it."
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"It's OK."
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"Your new-student eyes immediately graze"
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"There's nothing I'd like better"
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"Talk your monkey ass off."
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"I've got a good excuse..."
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"Really?"
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"Name's Jerri..."
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"I bet she runs sweet."
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"I like you a lot."
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"I don't know, "Bogey Nights"?"
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"Hey, sack,"
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"your face looks like a moccasin."
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"I don't want to hear that talk in my house,"
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"I'll be in my bedroom."
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"[MUTTERING] Ahh... let's see..."
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""Dear real diary,"
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""and I hate my step-mother."
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"Ricky?"
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"Ricky!"
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"Down with the new student!"
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"Blahh... unggh!"
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"Keep it down, keep it down"
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"No that way..."
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"[SCREAMING & PANDEMONIUM]"
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"and the passenger-side glass."
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"Well, if you weren't..."
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"I dunno, dance, da... ahem dance with me?"
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"Line! [CLASS GASPS]"
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"Can I take those home?"
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"Hi, can I speak with you for a moment?"
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"I'll catch up with you booties, later."
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"[GROANING]"
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"work out their aggression"
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"on the percussion instruments."
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"we'd all have a bowl of granola.""
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"And you're the only one I know"
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"Oh no, sit..."
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"Shove your words into my ears."
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"Mm, she sounds pretty."
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"I mean... "Jerri.""
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"I'm-I-I was thinking about her."
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"I'll treasure it."
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"Uh, Spike!"
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"Huh?"
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"I was just telling the ladies"
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"He's nothing like us."
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"Ricky!"
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"B-But I guess you won't want it now."
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"Yeah, Jerri!"
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"We can't go to the dance."
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"from los estudiantes nuevos."
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"Ricky!"
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"I'm leaving Flatpoint, Jerri."
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"It's not always easy doing the wrong things the right way."
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"That's what I always say."
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"[BAND STOPS]"
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"Thanks for sticking up for me, Jerri."
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"I think maybe I just have."
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"You have to understand,"
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"You just can't waltz back into my life and be my mom!"
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"I have to."
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"But at least I know you'll be out there,"
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"Well... can't we still make out?"
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"Ricky?!"
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"C'mon... Spike!"
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"Well, I hope you enjoyed your week in the sun."
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"Hello there, little ficus."
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"I'm Jerri Blank,"
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"and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman."
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"we both have initials carved into our trunks,"
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"and we're both setting down new roots..."
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"Me, back in school after 32 years of"
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"drug addiction,"
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"prostitution, and money laundering;"
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"and you here, after being ripped from the secure beauty"
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"of your native soils."
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"Neither are most of the Jew ones."
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"Gone... taken, gone, taken..."
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"Redneck..."
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"So Jerri..."
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"Too fat, mama's boy..."
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"Did you ask somebody to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?"
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"I'm working on it."
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"I can read a calendar."
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"Hey, I made you a present."
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"It's a friendship collage."
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"Thanks a bunch!"
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"What, you want a medal?"
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"I said "thank you.""
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"Good luck on thinking of somebody to ask to the dance."
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"I've gotta go."
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"If you get a chance, check out the..."
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"Bonjour, señorita Blank."
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"Have you decided who you're going to ask"
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"to the Sadie Hawkins Dance yet?"
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"Well, I... I thought as much."
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"As always, this year Special Ed is looking for"
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"volunteers to escort violent students to the dance."
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"We don't want them to feel disappointed."
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"Keeps them calmer."
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"But I... don't worry."
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"We'll be supplying you all with tasers."
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"We don't want a repeat of last year's debacle, hmm?"
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