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Clips from Portlandia: Art Project

"Hello."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Hey, uh it's me."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Listen, I'm gonna go get coffee, you wanna come with me?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"I'm gonna stop at my mom's and"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Bye."
Portlandia: Art Project
"I like these color a lot."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Sorry, what is?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"I call it onlooker."
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"I mean what is art? If it's not being observed."
Portlandia: Art Project
"So you're in here 24/7?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"I'm showing the juxtaposition of motion and stillness in a shared public place."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Isn't this a dangerous thing in the middle of the street?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"That's what I'm trying to say in the art piece."
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"Good luck with it, alright."
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"It's part of the art project now."
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"What is personal property?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Good luck!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Thank you, it's certainly going well so far."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Yeah great."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Jeez! What the hell!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"This is an art project!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Jesus!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Sorry! I didn't see you!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Been trying to hold it for 10 days!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"You ruined it! get him!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"What about your cards and your keys?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Art project! Well, I can understand that."
Portlandia: Art Project
"You know, your dad and I collaborated on an art project."
Portlandia: Art Project
"What do you mean?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"It was you!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"[screaming]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"It's been insane!"
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"please don't!"
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"an incredible, huge part of my life! This what we have!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Oh no no!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Right after we go to jackpot records."
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"Yeah, then I thought we could go to screendoor."
Portlandia: Art Project
"I just want like a little snack."
Portlandia: Art Project
"Oh yeah! that's on burnside right?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"[inaudible talk]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"It's called, the city of Portland."
Portlandia: Art Project
"[camera clicks]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Please, no photos."
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"[giggling]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"then I'll meet you."
Portlandia: Art Project
"I'll see you there."
Portlandia: Art Project
"So he just grabbed my bag! He stole my purse!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"[oriental music]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"I thought you were gonna say something totally different."
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"Can I go?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"What do you want me to do?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Carrie! god! you have no idea what I've been through!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Give it back!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"I'm so relieved to hear you say that!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Hey! that's my purse!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"[bells ringing]"
Portlandia: Art Project
"What art project?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Yeah, I'm just gonna finish up here,"
Portlandia: Art Project
"This is my piece!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Is that your piece?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"You know, how do we see theft?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"What!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Ow! what are you doing man?"
Portlandia: Art Project
"Weirdest thing was he said "oh! this is just an art project""
Portlandia: Art Project
"see!"
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"Yeah."
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"You're so wet!"
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"First of all I gotta tell you something."
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"This. is."
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"It's everything to me!"
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"Moving on, this work of art is very special."
Portlandia: Art Project
"You know I'd really like to go to sundown"
Portlandia: Art Project
"What!"
Portlandia: Art Project
"[phone ringing]"
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"And I sold you for a good price to these men!"
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"Is that a yes?"
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"[honking]"
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"I don't understand!"
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"It's actually an art project."
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"..."
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"..."
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