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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Atomic Shakespeare (S03E03)

"What a drag."
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"...not to bestow my youngest daughter..."
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"Come here, wife."
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"She be very wealthy, and in dire need of a suitor."
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"Are you a man who liveth to see tomorrow?"
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"Signor Baptista, know you not who my master is?"
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""Your own Winnebago, a chance to direct..."
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"Go then, my friend, till we meet again..."
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"If you're a man, you gotta love the 16th century."
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"...thy mildness praised. --myself am moved to..."
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"Then let me answereth quickly as well:"
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"Now."
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"Hey!"
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"The master bedroom."
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"~The sun. ~The moon."
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"And persist."
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"Good husband, how are we married?"
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"And for my part, should that respect begineth tonight..."
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"Thy life."
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"...if Kate be not only still married, but tamed by Bianca's wedding day."
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"...and have come to see if he'll collect his due."
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"Be thou certain?"
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"Word hath come that Kate merely pretended to be tamed."
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"To look again."
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"...that I might receive thy dowry if, and only if, I tamed thee."
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"...and by me."
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"So it was."
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"-Mom, what are you doing? -You have homework to do."
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"-But it's Moonlighting. -Moonlighting?"
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"Yeah, you know, the show about the two detectives. A man and woman."
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"They argue a lot, and all they wanna do is sleep together?"
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"-Yeah. -Sounds like trash to me."
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"-But, Mom.... -Watching TV isn't gonna help you..."
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"...on your Shakespeare test tomorrow. You have reading to do. Let's go."
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"-But, Mom. -No arguments."
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"Good morrow, sir."
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"I'm Lucentio, come hither for to see fair Padua..."
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"...pleasant garden of great Italy. To seek out and happily begin..."
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"...a course of learning and studies herein."
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"You've mistaken me, sir, for someone who careth. Come."
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"I am Lucentio..."
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"...and am steadfast resolved to suck the sweets of sweet philosoph--"
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"I must away, as I am off to floss."
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"I am Lucentio..."
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"...new arrived from distant lands. In search of--"
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"Think it's my fault I get stuck with all the exposition?"
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"Sweet Bianca."
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"-Fair Bianca. -Please, good lady."
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"But, soft!"
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"What light through yonder window breaks?"
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"Gentlemen, enough, enough."
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"Gentlemen, importune me no farther."
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"For now I firmly am resolved..."
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"...before I have a husband for the elder."
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"As I have told those before you..."
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"...though Bianca be the cherished, 'tis Katherina must marry first."
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"Only hence, only hence..."
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"...will Bianca's lovely hand be made available."
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"Be mindful, I am the wealthiest man in Padua..."
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"...and he who weds Katherina lands a dowry you could cry for."
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"-Any takers? -No way, José."
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"-Go back to the hall. -No way."
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"What are you, nuts?"
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"What?"
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"School and studies may one day bring home the bacon..."
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"...but no profit grows where is no pleasure taken."
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"Only stands twixt me and Bianca one simple act of fate."
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"Simple, I say. For how hard could it be to find Katherina a mate?"
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"Run, heathen, run, and know what awaits you should you stop it."
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"As your mouth runneth off, so must your feet run off..."
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"...and from a poor, defenceless woman no less."
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"If defenceless be apt, then what against?"
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"An army perhaps, or a lion incensed."
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"You speak of animals. Yet all three of you be rats."
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"And three blind rats you're not, as clearly you came to gawk at me."
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"We only just arrived to woo and bewitch..."
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"...having not advance knowledge that you be such a--"
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"Enough!"
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"Had the rats tails, though likely they be thrust between their legs..."
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"...I'd be moved to slice them up."
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"But I'll leave with less fare and give you this."
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"Sir. These that find a pawn, then let these words be said:"
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"There's nothing so poetic..."
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"...as a well-placed smack upside the head."
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"Men."
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"Father!"
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"Is it your will, sir, to make a stale of me..."
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"...amongst these mates? A trinket to be auctioned off..."
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"...to he who bids the highest?"
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"I know wherefore these men came. From you in order to marry me..."
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"...and clear the path for your little angel."
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"Well, Father, never will man sent by you..."
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"...walk in and walk out with my affections."
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"Sister, everyone knowest thou art jealous of me."
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"I mean..."
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"...far be it from me to rush you..."
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"...as only you will know when you've found the right man."
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"Sister, Father, Padua..."
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"...goest thou to hell!"
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"A problem, no doubt, and one in need of solution bold..."
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"...for love does of a sudden take such hold."
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"The task, alas, to find a mate to weather Kate's typhoon."
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"But where?"
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"For such a man doth come along but once in a blue moon."
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"What's shaking, y'all?"
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"Fill her up, lad. Clean the bugs out of her teeth."
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"To be, or not to be: That is the question."
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"Wrong play."
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"Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious--"
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"Wrong play."
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears--"
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"Wrong play!"
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"Verona, for a while I take my leave..."
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"...lo see my friends in Padua."
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"And what a fortuitous gale it is that blows me here."
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"Such wind as scatters young men through the world..."
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"...to seek their fortunes farther than at home..."
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"...where small experience grows."
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"Thus it stands with me: That I thrust myself into this maze."
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"Crowns in my purse I have, goods at home..."
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