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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Glitter (S06E06)

"Lily, come on. We don't even know that's what happened."
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"Um, hello. Somebody already solved that crime using math, remember?"
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"Look, Lily, Robin is clearly getting tired of you constantly talking about babies."
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"- I don't... - [Others Groan]"
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"- Lily, how old am I? - 384 months."
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"Busted!"
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"Okay. So, before you Lily all over the place..."
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"maybe you should try hanging out with Robin and not talking about babies."
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"[Ted Narrating] So, Lily did just that."
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"- She tried not to talk about babies. - Hey!"
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"- Lily, what brings you to the crib? - The crib."
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"- What's the matter? You look rattled. - Rattled?"
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"- [Grunts] I wanna talk about babies. - What?"
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"Look, I know you don't care about this stuff..."
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"but I'm about to become a mother."
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"Oh, my God! You're not even pregnant yet!"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means that a fertilized egg has not yet attached itself..."
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"to the lining of your uterine wall."
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"You see? I read your Facebook updates."
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"It's like... It's all you ever talk about, Lily, and I'm sick of it!"
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"Well, guess what? I've got some good news."
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"When that baby comes, you don't have to see it."
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"In fact, you don't have to see me. This whole friendship thing... done."
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"- Great. - Great."
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"I had to. We were growing apart, and we're better off without each other."
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"Okay, Lily, you sound about as convincing as you did..."
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"the time you accidentally shredded my Joey Buttafuoco pants."
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"No!"
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"I can't. The damage is done. [Whimpering, Gasping]"
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"- Can you just hold me? - You know what? No."
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"I don't agree with what you did, and so I refuse to comfort you..."
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"despite how adorable you are when you cry."
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"Okay."
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"- [Weeping] - Okay, maybe just one cuddle, but then that's it."
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"Time Square's da bomb!"
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"I got so many great pictures of all the billboards."
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"Yeah, you know, there's more to New York than Times Square."
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"There's the Village, Lower East Side, Central Park."
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"They got better billboards than the ones in Times Square?"
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"- No. - Times Square's da bomb!"
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"Here, you know what? Hold this, okay?"
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"I'm gonna go pee in the jar I got goin' in the alley."
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"[Scoffs] Seriously, dude, he has got to go."
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"You need to be, like..."
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"[British Accent] "You are the weakest link. Good-bye.""
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"Punchy, the tribe has spoken."
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"Please pack up your knives and go."
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"Your work of art didn't work for us."
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"[Gruff Voice] Your time's up."
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"I have to ask you to leave the mansion."
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"You must leave the château."
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"Your tour ends here."
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"You've been evicted from the Big Brother house."
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"Your dessert just didn't measure up. Sashay away."
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"I'm sorry. You did not get a rose."
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"You have been eliminated from the race."
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"You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model."
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"Ted, come look at this."
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"I found a little wounded bird in the alley."
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"- That's your scrotum. - [Laughing]"
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"Yeah, he's gotta go."
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"- [Crowd Cheering] - ## [Organ On P.A.]"
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"What are we doing in Madison Square Garden?"
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"You refused to talk to Robin, so I thought that you might like to talk to..."
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"the organist for the New York Rangers."
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"## [Organ]"
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"Jessica Glitter?"
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"## [Organ: "Here We Go"]"
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"How did you find Glitter?"
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"Simple, really. I used my powers of deduction."
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"You see, I knew that Glitter used to be a keytarist, which is basically a piano..."
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"so I just made a list of all the keyboard-based occupations, and then I cross matched..."
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"His friend Barney looked me up, hoping to buy my Space Teens costume."
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"And, Glitter, be cool."
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"So, is this the one who's best friends with Robin now?"
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"No, more like ex-best friends. Just like you."
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"- ## ["Chicken Dance"] - Sorry to hear that."
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"I miss Robin."
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"Yeah, well, Marshall and I are about to get pregnant..."
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"and I know she stopped being friends with you when you had a baby, so..."
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"Oh, Robin didn't stop being friends with me."
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"- I stopped being friends with her. - What? Why?"
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"Because I had a baby."
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"Honey, when you have a baby, all that best friend stuff..."
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"hockey, bow hunting for caribou, math..."
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"- that all goes out the window. - ## [Continues]"
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"I mean, I tried to stay friends with her, but it just didn't happen."
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"She took it pretty hard."
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"I even thought she might try to kill herself."
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"## ["Charge"]"
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"Wow, you dumped her just because you had a baby?"
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"- That's cold. - Didn't you do the same thing, minus the baby?"
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"Oh, God. I gotta go."
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"I gotta go apologize to Robin."
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"I-I need to tell her I love her and that she'll always be a priority."
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"Be careful, Lily. I made those promises too."
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"And now I haven't even talked to her in five years."
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"Sure, I thought about picking up the phone and calling her a hundred times..."
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"but I just never have the courage to act..."
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"## ["Chopsticks"]"
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"Go ahead."
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"## [One Note]"
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"Hey, do you guys get Big Chuck and Lil'John out here?"
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"- Punchy, it's time to go back. - Back to Times Square?"
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"Uh, no. Back... Back to Cleveland."
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"I mean, yeah, I been jonesin' for a piece of Cleveland-style pizza..."
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"- I worry about you, Ted. - [Chuckles] You worry about me?"
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"Yeah. The other day when you called..."
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"- Good talkin' to you. - You too. If you're ever in New York."
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"- Sweetie, who was that? - It's my friend Ted."
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"- He sounded kind of depressed. - Is this the Ted who got left at the altar?"
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"Yeah. He's not doin' so good."
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"Poor guy lives in a tiny apartment in New York nowhere near Times Square."
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"He's got no family around. He's still single."
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"Maybe you should go visit him, cheer him up a little."
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"You know, buy him some shots, do the whole wounded bird trick."
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"- You think that will work? - Worked on me."
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"She's my angel."
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"In fact, uh, we're getting married."
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