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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"- and that is it. - You're Robin Scherbatsky, right?"
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"- What? - Yes, I am."
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"Wow! Look, I didn't mean to stare. It's just... I watch your show all the time."
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"- Really? - Really?"
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"- What are you doing out with Ted? - It's Professor Mosby."
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"We're friends."
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"Holy crap! Robin Scherbatsky's friends with my econ professor!"
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"All right, you know what, Scotty, you're crowding us. Hit the bricks."
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"- Wait a minute. You're Big Fudge! - Go!"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Hey, baby, I'm on my way up."
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"What? Why?"
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"There was a measles outbreak at school and they called a half-day."
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"Thought I'd come by here, have lunch, maybe give you the measles?"
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"Okay."
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"Um. I have a problem. That was my wife."
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"When I first mentioned you, she mistakenly thought you were a guy,"
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"- and so... - So now you're worried"
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"that once she finds out I'm a woman, she's gonna totally flip out."
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"- Yes, exactly. - Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh."
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"Okay, okay. I was in an improv group in Pelican Rapids."
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"- Follow my lead. - Okay."
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"- Lily! - Hey, baby..."
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"Hi, I'm Lily, Marshall's wife."
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"Hi, Lily. I'm from the French Embassy."
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"I'm here because of a small but significant cheese incident that occurred."
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"You're Jenkins?"
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"Yeah, well, that Camembert crisis isn't gonna resolve itself,"
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"OLDER TED: Marshall cringed. This was the moment he had feared."
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"Funny, I was picturing a guy. Anyhoo, lunch?"
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"(STAMMERING) Wait. So you're not jealous at all?"
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"Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right?"
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"(LAUGHS) Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch?"
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"- She wasn't jealous at all! - Of course she wasn't jealous."
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"That's the whole dynamic of your relationship."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it's like this, my man."
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"Every good relationship has a reacher and a settler."
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"Exactly. One person reaches for someone out of their league,"
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"the other one settles for someone below theirs."
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"I did not settle for Lily. Okay, yes, she's a little short,"
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"and true, my mom says she doesn't have the hips to birth an Eriksen child, but it..."
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"Oh, my God, you guys think I'm the reacher."
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"That's why Lily's not jealous."
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"The settler is never jealous of the reacher because where's the reacher gonna go?"
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"The settler, Lily, is the best thing that the reacher, Marshall, is ever gonna get."
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"No! Okay, yes, I'm lucky to have Lily, but Lily is just as lucky to have me!"
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"Okay? Neither one of us is the reacher."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- What? - Shh. Take the hit. Take the hit."
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"Thus ending modern architecture's very brief experiment"
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"with the V-frame house."
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"Um. Excuse me for a second. What are you doing here?"
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"(LOUDLY) I noticed you forgot something this morning, so I thought I'd bring it by."
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"- Your pen. - This is your pen."
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"And you chewed on the end of this recently."
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"Not a problem, Ted."
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"- Your class was on my way to work... - No, it's not."
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"...at Come On, Get Up, New York,"
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"- where I'm an anchor, so... - I watch your show all the time."
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"What? You watch the show?"
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"Oh! Well, paint me flattered! Any other fans out there?"
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"- Oh! We got... - Okay, all right."
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"- Thanks for coming by, Robin. - Well, tune in tonight."
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"I'm doing a great piece on snail poison."
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"Also, who's got the worst pizza in New York?"
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"I'll give you the answer after traffic on the ones, threes, fives, and nines."
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"Really? You guys watch her show?"
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"It's like watching a well-lit aquarium, but not as interesting."
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"And now that I think about it, not as well lit."
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"Well, the truth is, we watch it for the drinking game."
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"The who now?"
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"Her morning show comes on so early we're usually still at the bar,"
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"so whenever she does an interview,"
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"you have to drink every time she says "but, um.""
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"- "But, um"? - "But, um.""
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"Apparently, she says it a lot."
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"It's funny. I had a drinking game based on Robin,"
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"but it was actually on Robin."
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"I'd pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton..."
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"- Dude, we agreed we wouldn't do this. - Sorry. You're right."
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"She didn't like it anyway. Said it woke her up."
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"OLDER TED: That night, we found out just how much she said it."
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"That's great, but, um..."
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"- "But, um." - Nice."
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"This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?"
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"- Nope. Third. - Oh! Good for you, but, um..."
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"- But, um. - But, um."
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"But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um..."
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"But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um..."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(SLURRING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)"
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"Hmm."
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"Interesting article in the paper."
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"Says that in every relationship there's a reacher and a settler."
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"Really? Let me see it."
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"It's not in this newspaper. It's in one I read awhile back."
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"- What do you think about that? - Well, I guess sometimes that's the case."
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"But not in ours."
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"- What? No, of course not. - Right."
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"Well, say, gun to your head, you had to say one of us was the reacher."
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"Well, I'd say it's neither. That's what makes us great."
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"Okay, now, there's a gun to my head,"
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"and our future children, and our future cat or monkey,"
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"depending on who wins the game of Risk we've been playing for three years."
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"Nope. No reacher, no settler."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"Well, how about this..."
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"Until finally..."
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"are all on a plane piloted by Oprah,"
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"and it's about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings,"
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"and the only way, the only way to save everything,"
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"is just to answer the question. Are you the reacher or the settler?"
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"- And Oprah's tried everything? - Everything! You have to decide now!"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Well, I guess if I had to say, then maybe I'd say"
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"She thinks that she's the settler."
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"I mean, that's it. I gotta prove to her that I am not the reacher."
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"I gotta make her jealous."
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"Well, that's easy. Here's the plan. Step one, sleep with Jenkins."
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