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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"Step two, I sleep with Jenkins first."
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"Step three, we do step two first. I'm gonna go get started on step two."
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"Okay, okay, I got something."
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"Remember the other night, the skee ball game?"
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"When you were putting nothing but wood in the 50-hole?"
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"Hello, baby, ooh!"
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"Swish, sock, bonk, ping"
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"Ooh!"
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"Swish, sock, bonk, ping"
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"Hello, baby"
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"- You thought she was into me? - Full-on lady wood."
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"Yes. Of course. A plan taketh shape."
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"If Lady Lily's jealousy young Marshall cannot budge,"
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"then perchance, fair gentles,"
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"Big Fudge can make her jealous."
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"Okay, let me try that again."
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"Ted, I have got a great idea."
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"Is it clean your hair out of the shower drain when you're done?"
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"Seriously, it's like you're trying to carpet the tub."
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"If you wanted to print out one of your lectures or something,"
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"I could read it on air. Coming from a more entertaining source,"
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"your students might actually pay attention and learn something."
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"Oh! You're entertaining?"
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"Last night there was three minutes of dead air"
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"while you sewed a button back on your sweater."
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"Look, just because your class likes me more than you..."
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"That's why they watch. They made a drinking game out of you."
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"Every time you say "but, um," they do a shot."
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"- "But, um"? - Yeah."
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"Well, then I guess it's not a very good drinking game,"
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"which would mean last night, when Barney and I played it,"
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"I didn't get super wasted and throw up all over myself."
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"(LAUGHING) Wait! I did both of those things, so face!"
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"- Hey, Jenkins. - Hey, buddy."
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"You could just, like, watch me play skee ball,"
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"or do exactly what you did the other night. Something like that."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(CONTINUES SCREAMING)"
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"Hey, baby, what are you doing home?"
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""Baby"? That's a name I don't deserve."
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"- What? - Jenkins kissed me."
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"She kissed me."
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"The other day she saw me play skee ball, and I don't know,"
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"I guess she caught some of the Big Fudge fever."
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"But you have to know, I stopped it right away,"
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"and you're the only one for me, baby."
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"Oh, I see what this is."
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"This is about the whole reacher-settler thing."
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"Come again for Big Fudge?"
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"You want to make me jealous, so you're making up a story about Jenkins."
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"I'm not making this up! This happened! That woman kissed me, with tongue."
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"- Her tongue was in my mouth! - Sure it was."
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"It was thick and rough, like a starfish arm!"
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"I'm so jealous! I'm just gonna go over there"
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"Come on, baby. You want some soup?"
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"It happened!"
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"Do you have any split-pea left?"
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"These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture,"
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"and yet, he is only remembered for one thing."
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"That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo."
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"Any questions?"
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"Hey, do you want to go out drinking with us tonight?"
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"- What? - Yeah, we were gonna play"
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"the Robin Scherbatsky drinking game."
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"Well, what can I say except, "But-ums up.""
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"Can I still come?"
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"I'll pay."
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"So, your third book was your breakout novel, but, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"Damn! Sorry."
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"But... Just "but," no "um." Just "but.""
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"Your first novel was written more quickly."
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"- That's correct. - But, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"How great is this?"
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"OLDER TED: And it was right then that Robin got an idea"
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"that would end the drinking game forever."
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"I wanted to ask you about the novel you're writing right now, but, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"It's an idea you've had for a... But, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"...time. But, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"No. No, no, no. Don't drink. It's a trap."
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"I think I'm gonna go. You can keep your 10 bucks."
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"Okay, but, um, thanks for being with us."
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"But, um, if there's any college kids watching,"
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"but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um..."
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"We have to drink, professor. It's the rules."
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"God help us all."
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"There you are. I'm so sorry I kissed you yesterday."
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"- That's okay. - And I'm sorry I had sex with you"
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"in the mailroom."
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"That wasn't me."
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"Good grief! That's two awkward conversations I have to have today."
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"I don't normally do that. I was really drunk."
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"- You were drunk at 8:00 in the morning? - Yeah, I don't know how that happened."
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"ROBIN: I thought snail pellets were safe, but, um..."
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"- But, um! - But, um!"
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"I gotta get to work."
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"Man, that game is really catching on."
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"- Damn it! How could I do this? - It's okay."
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"No, you know what? It's not okay. You're the nicest guy in this stupid office,"
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"and I really don't want to screw up our friendship."
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"This is so embarrassing. Please don't tell anyone."
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"No, who am I gonna tell? Lily? I told Lily."
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"For Pete's sake. Well, I gotta go talk to her. I gotta apologize."
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"- No! No! No! - Yes."
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"Marshall, I'm just gonna tell her that it happened, that it meant nothing,"
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"- and that I'm sorry. - No, I..."
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"- I will. - Yeah,"
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"and if you don't have time for all that,"
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"just tell her it happened and that you're sorry."
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"And if you're in a real rush, you don't even have to say "I'm sorry.""
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"Just tell her that it happened."
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"That's the important part, that it actually happened."
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"So, emphasize that as much as you can."
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"And so, Lily, I guess what I'm saying is, it happened."
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"I feel terrible about it, and I'm really sorry."
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"Well, it happened."
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