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Clips from The Simpsons - Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (S06E06)

"- So, what's the simplest explanation? - I don't know."
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"Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark."
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"- Reverse vampires! - Vampires! The undead!"
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"Hey, wait a minute. That's Amos Pierson's moose farm."
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"Why are we stopping at this dump?"
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"Yeah, we lived here till the bank foreclosed in '63."
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"Farm went bust after the cows started giving sour milk."
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"Something must've spooked them good."
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"Oh, memories. If this old place could talk, it'd say..."
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"If I may, Helen, I'd like to respond to that question..."
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"...with yet another flip remark."
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"Oh, Abe, maybe our Homer could grow up to be president someday."
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"You, president? This is the greatest country in the world."
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"We've got a system set up to keep people like you..."
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"...from ever becoming president."
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"Quit your daydreaming, melonhead."
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"Quit your daydreaming, melonhead."
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"Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?"
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"Maybe I could've been something more than I am."
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"Like a travel agent..."
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"...to a great scientist."
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"Or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm."
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"Who are you to complain? You lock me up in a home..."
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"...and give me the same damn shower safety seat every Christmas."
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"That's because you're a screwup."
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"All right, that's it. We're going home."
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"I'm sick of you and your stupid tonic."
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"That Midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa."
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"Mr. Vice President, someone finally bought a copy of your book."
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"I will."
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"The Pharaoh's Chamber has a vibrating sarcophagus."
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"Oh, here we are. The Utility Room."
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"...is actually a mild form of poisoning."
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"Jeez! If it's in a book, it's gotta be true."
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"That is correct."
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"Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions?"
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"That's the house you grew up in, son."
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"...in conjunction with the saucer people... - Thank you."
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"I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem."
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"No, Dad. I wanna get down."
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"Wait a minute..."
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"This photo is a blessing."
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"It eases my pain."
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"Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds..."
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"We need to talk about the marital difficulties we've been having lately."
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"- Protein deficiency? - No."
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"I can't breathe."
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"Oh, Dad wasn't even around on Christmas morning..."
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"This one's a good choice and it's not smutty."
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"Oh, mama!"
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"You threw them out the window."
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"- You're the screwup! - Why, you little..."
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"...scary."
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"Oh, nuts!"
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"But now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking."
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"I hadn't thought that far ahead."
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"Get out."
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"Dad, number one: I know how to ride a bike."
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"I'm with you, Dad."
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"We now return to the 1971 film..."
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"I promise."
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"I'm just reading up on artillery."
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"What you looking at?"
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""Double your pleasure with a bath..."
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"...the janitor's wife, who has to live with me in the utility room."
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"So to you, Mr. And Mrs. Erotic American, I bid..."
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"You want me to spend more time with Dad?"
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"Sir? Hello, sir. Yes."
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"I've discovered that the rejuvenating effect..."
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"Let's go find that hot dog tree I planted."
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"Stupid cows!"
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"Look at me, Mom. I am President Kennedy."
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"Well, this calls for a celebration."
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"Celebrate good times Come on!"
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
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"Someday you'll thank me for all this scary love."
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