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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Fancy Brudgom (S01E01)

"Until you deserted me for team eating food!"
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"Was that a good burn? I'm too hungry to tell."
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"I'm fine."
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"I am stronger than ever!"
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"Watch this."
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"Sarge, what are you-- what are you doing?"
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"No, no, no, no, no. No!"
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"[grunting]"
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"(amy) wow."
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"See? I'm fine! [stomach gurgling]"
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"Oh, no."
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"[continues farting] go back inside!"
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"Are you talking to us or the fart?"
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"So, vivian, do you ever go watch hockey?"
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"About her family."
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"Vermont."
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"Canada? Hey, that reminds me."
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"Weren't the two of you talking about maybe moving there?"
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"Oh, yeah, we are so excited"
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"To start this new chapter of our lives together."
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"Yeah. Well, although I have to say,"
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"Chuck is excited about moving to canada, right, baby?"
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"But what about his job and all of his friends"
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"And his brooklyn-based pizza blog?"
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"Do they even have pizza in canada?"
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"Yes, it's puffier, and it's sweet."
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"It's manitoba sauce cake."
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"Okay, there's no way charles wants that."
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"Jake, I think you're overstepping here."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"I want to retire from the force and move to ottawa with vivian."
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"And no one asked for your stupid opinion."
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"Vivi..."
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"What?"
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"Detective diaz..."
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"All due respect, sir, it's how I was trained."
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"You mess up, you get made fun of."
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"When it messes up in a maze."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"When I was a young officer,"
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"And all I wanted was to be captain"
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"Emperor palpatine. [buzzes]"
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"I do not know who that is."
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"But a real leader doesn't zap people when they mess up."
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"They teach them how to fix the problem."
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"I think you're a leader."
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"So act like one."
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"I can't believe he's moving to canada. I know."
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"So I quit as best man."
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"Jake. What?"
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""one teaspoon eternal love,"
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"A dash of peeing with the door open.""
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"I just don't understand why he's being so weird."
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"I think he needs his farm lover."
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"It's pronounced "for-lohver.""
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"[siren wails]"
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"You quit on me as best man, I'm not talking to you."
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"[grunts]"
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"Ah, I hate that I'm so by the book."
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"Baton to the knee."
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"[thud] ahh! Oh!"
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"Hey, deetmore."
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"I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody..."
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"Also, I'm sorry for making fun of you during my book club."
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"Also, I'm sorry--"
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"It's okay. I get it."
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"No."
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"Also, I'm sorry that I didn't take the time"
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"To show you how to fix your mistake."
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"Come on, we can go over it upstairs."
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"Oh, one more sorry."
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"I'm unquitting as your best man."
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"Oh, how kind of you."
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"Are you also taking me to the knee hospital?"
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"Your knee is fine."
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"Besides, you had it coming"
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"I'm sorry. I was terrible to you."
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"I know, it's tough."
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"But I'm here to support you"
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"And not just in your weird, awful wedding decisions."
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""awful"?"
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"Uh-oh. Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?"
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"Second worst. Red wedding, game of thrones."
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"Because it's exactly what you want."
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"What you don't want is to go to canada."
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"I'm making you talk to vivian."
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"Okay, thanks. You're right."
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"No, I'm not! I'm running away!"
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"Hey, superstar."
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"Keep walking, linetti."
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"Okay, but this shake is really good."
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"Listen. Shh, shh."
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"Listen."
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"[slurping]"
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"Why do you care so much about this diet?"
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"Mm! Amen!"
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"I'm not doing it for me."
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"My wife is on a diet."
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"She's a little self-conscious about her body"
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"Since giving birth to twins."
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"It's crazy!"
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"I think she looks perfect,"
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"And I tell her that all the time."
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"Mm, and I love that you do that, terry."
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"And I'm not there to help out."
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"This was one thing I thought I could do with her."
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"But I'm too weak."
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"Thank you."
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"And we will keep you from eating so you can support your wife."
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"Thank you, team."
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"I'm eating right now, terry--corndog."
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"[grunts]"
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"You got this, all right?"
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"Hey."
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"How'd it go? Everything okay?"
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"Vivian and I talked for hours."
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"There's a lot more to discuss, but it's a start."
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"And you were right. She didn't dump me."
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"What? Whiskey and cigars!"
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