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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Apartment (S01E01)

About the "guesome mude."

"About the "guesome mude.""

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"♪"

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[upbeat music]

"[upbeat music]"

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All I have are my grandma's old klezmer records,

"All I have are my grandma's old klezmer records,"

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Which I will never throw my mail into again.

"Which I will never throw my mail into again."

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Keeping you safe police.

"Keeping you safe police."

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That's $20,000 right there,

"That's $20,000 right there,"

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I didn't call him dad.

"I didn't call him dad."

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I like it.

"I like it."

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But most importantly,

"But most importantly,"

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Well, normally, lohank hits the locker room

"Well, normally, lohank hits the locker room"

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The key is you use your hands like scoopers.

"The key is you use your hands like scoopers."

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Trying to save electricity, gina.

"Trying to save electricity, gina."

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My generation mostly texts.

"My generation mostly texts."

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Oh, I could tell. [laughs]

"Oh, I could tell. [laughs]"

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How could you afford this place?

"How could you afford this place?"

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And become my "landlady."

"And become my "landlady.""

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I hate the weekend squad.

"I hate the weekend squad."

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Is what I think your biggest flaw is.

"Is what I think your biggest flaw is."

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But he leads the precinct in collars,

"But he leads the precinct in collars,"

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They respect you so much.

"They respect you so much."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Now that you're in love with someone else.

"Now that you're in love with someone else."

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Robbed the store, and then hid the gun

"Robbed the store, and then hid the gun"

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Son.

"Son."

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Interesting analogy, sergeant.

"Interesting analogy, sergeant."

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Peralta, I will not give you a cool half mil

"Peralta, I will not give you a cool half mil"

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For each other.

"For each other."

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Can I interest you in an ice-cold foh-dy?

"Can I interest you in an ice-cold foh-dy?"

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Technically speaking, you're bankrupt, kiddo.

"Technically speaking, you're bankrupt, kiddo."

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With zero warning?

"With zero warning?"

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I didn't want to do this, but I do know one way

"I didn't want to do this, but I do know one way"

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He's kinda skeevy, but he will loan money to anybody.

"He's kinda skeevy, but he will loan money to anybody."

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[shady music]

"[shady music]"

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20 points.

"20 points."

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Well, I don't need much.

"Well, I don't need much."

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I can make a down payment at the bank.

"I can make a down payment at the bank."

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Was going co-op until last week.

"Was going co-op until last week."

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To the Sunday after eight years from next Friday?

"To the Sunday after eight years from next Friday?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Whoa, whoa, you be my landlady?

"Whoa, whoa, you be my landlady?"

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When did everyone decide to become an adult?

"When did everyone decide to become an adult?"

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Your shame cigarettes.

"Your shame cigarettes."

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Hurts my feelings.

"Hurts my feelings."

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And I am so sure of that,

"And I am so sure of that,"

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You're right.

"You're right."

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