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Clips from South Park - Tegridy Farms Halloween Special (S23E23)

"Who do you most look up to in the whole world?"
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"Total stoner."
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"High as a kite every tennis match."
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"No she's NOT! RANDY"
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"You don't know that, Shelly."
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"Now you're just making assumptions."
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"Everyone in this country is getting dumber,"
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"and I wish marijuana was illegal again!"
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"Okay, look, the thing is,"
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"this problem you're having with marijuana ‐"
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"it's just got to stop, okay."
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"We're working on our Tegridy Farms Halloween Special, okay?"
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"Nobody wants a giant bummer ruining it."
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"I love you."
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"Whoa. Very impressive."
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"Find anything good, Butters?"
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"One minute, dad. Archaeologist Butters just needs"
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"to get his stamp and sticker for his artifact book."
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"Ha ha! Another rare find."
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"Well, did you all enjoy the museum, gang?"
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"I got all the stickers and stamps except for one."
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"Well, I'm pretty sure we saw the whole exhibit."
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"Alright, Archaeologist Butters."
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"But then meet us back right here."
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"Okay!"
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"which were joining the main pieces of the kufu boat."
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"The cedar timbers of the boat's hull"
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"were lashed together with hemp rope"
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"in a technique used until the‐"
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"RANDY: Whoa. Whoa. Wait just one second."
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"Are you actually saying that hemp,"
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"was actually used by the ancient Egyptians?"
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"Well, yes. In fact, it's been found"
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"that cannabis was used by Egyptians"
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"for its medical properties, as well."
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"Hold the freaking phone."
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"You're telling us that marijuana has been used"
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"throughout the centuries ‐‐"
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"Is this why you brought me here?"
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"No, I ‐‐ I'm just‐ I'm surprised that ‐‐"
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"You said a father‐daughter day at the museum"
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"And it is, Shelly. We're having a great time."
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"I don't care if Egyptians used stupid pot!"
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"She has a marijuana problem."
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"Shelly!"
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"Where's that stupid last sticker‐stamp?"
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"Whoa."
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"Sarcophagus and mummified remains of Egyptian royalty."
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"That's the mummy of Took‐Tan‐ra."
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"You don't want to put that stamp in your sticka book."
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"Nobody puts that stamp in their sticka book."
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"But this is my last one."
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"It's got a curse on it ‐‐"
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"ancient love curse not fit for any child."
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"You can look at the mummy all you like,"
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"but you don't want that stamp in ya sticka book."
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"[ Laughs ] That's okay."
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"I'm no ordinary child."
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"Happy Halloween, mister!"
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"Yeah, for some of us, maybe."
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"It's just so hard being a parent sometimes, you know?"
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"I've tried everything to get through to my daughter."
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"I took her to a laser show."
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"I played her all of "Dark Side of the Moon.""
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"But it's like ‐‐ It's like there's something in her head"
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"I just ‐ I have to live my life, you know?"
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"I can't let her problems with marijuana drag me down anymore."
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"No, you're right. You're totally right."
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"So, anyway, hey, how's the Halloween Special coming along?"
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"The Halloween Special? Oh, it's ready."
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"It's ready?"
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"Yeah. It's right over here."
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"Oh, wow! The Halloween Special!"
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"I'm so excited to try it!"
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"Yeah, it's basically a hybrid"
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"of our Tegridy Gold and Colorado Kush."
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"Turned out really great, I think."
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"[ Sniffs ]"
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"Oh, wow. That is nice."
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"I'd like to see anyone compete with this Halloween Special."
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"[ Ominous music plays ]"
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"[ Single knock ]"
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"Mom?"
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"[ Two knocks ]"
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"Dad?"
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"♪♪♪"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"♪♪♪"
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"What?"
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"Okay. Oh."
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"That's okay. Yeah, that's okay."
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"There you go."
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"[ Groans lightly ]"
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"Oh, wow! A Fitbit!"
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"[ Groans lightly ]"
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"Well, thank you. Thank you."
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"I ‐‐ I actually already have a Fitbit,"
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"but I could give this one to a friend!"
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"I just‐‐ I have one, so..."
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"♪♪♪"
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"Furniture polish, paint thinner, and bleach."
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"I hate everybody."
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"I just like to read."
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"Everyone's stupid. They smoke too much weed."
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"So, with this eldrich potion, and these ancient words,"
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"I make my revenge upon all the turds."
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"[ Knocking ]"
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"[ Ominous music plays ]"
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"Butters Scotch?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"about what happened in town last night."
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"What happened in town?"
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"People were attacked by an ancient Egyptian mummy."
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"It killed five people, and destroyed everything it could."
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"Oh. A mummy, huh?"
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"That's ‐‐ That's weird."
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"Oh, you just think that's weird?"
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"Because The mummy says you two got in some kind"
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"of altercation last night."
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