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Clips from South Park - Tegridy Farms Halloween Special (S23E23)

"What? The mummy talked to you?"
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"Is it true, sir, that you and the mummy..."
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""got into an argument over a gift"
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"which you didn't seem to appreciate"?"
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"There was no argument."
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"I just said I already had it, and I'd give it to a friend."
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"A present that the mummy got for you?"
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"You can see how that could be pretty hurtful?"
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"Did you throw the mummy out of your house?"
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"No! I didn't throw the mummy out of the house!"
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"The mummy got all pissed off at me, and left!"
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"You're gonna have to share in the damages, here, son."
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"But I didn't do anything wrong!"
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"Okay look, officers. I think..."
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"You've got a summons to appear in court."
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"Until then, I just suggest you and the mummy"
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"stay away from each other."
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"It's really smooth."
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"This is so good that we should stop smoking it right now."
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"We don't want to ruin our Halloween experience, you know?"
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"This is seriously gonna be the best Halloween ever."
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"No! No!!"
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"Halloween has almost arrived, and I want to make sure that"
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"we are all aware of certain guidelines"
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"Now, I don't want to see any [bleep] sombreros!"
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"Alright? If I see any [bleep] Mexican sombreros,"
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"I'm gonna lose my [bleep] shit."
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"There will be no HOBOS or BUMS ‐"
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"if I see any of you girls dressed as [bleep] Moana,"
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"Alright, now, the student book fair is coming up next week."
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"We encourage all students to ‐‐"
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"♪♪♪"
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"And that's all that happened."
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"I put that stamp in the sticker book,"
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"and now this mummy is destroying everything around me."
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"I need help. ‐M'kay."
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"A‐And do you feel like maybe the mummy's trying to,"
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"you know, get you to react?"
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"Well, what do you mean? ‐Well, you know, Butters,"
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"but it doesn't get to do whatever it wants."
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"Wait, the mummy talked to you, too?!"
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"Why is it talking to everyone?!"
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"I think the mummy's very insightful and cares about you a lot ‐‐"
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"No, it doesn't! This is crazy!"
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"Look, the mummy's just sad"
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"because you get to go to school and have fun"
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"and what does the mummy get to do?"
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"You know, it just sits around being a mummy, you know."
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"I don't have fun at school! And secondly,"
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"the mummy can do whatever it wants. I don't care!"
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"Right, but you do care, Butters, because you're sitting here"
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"in my office talking about all the bad things the mummy does, m'kay?"
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"♪♪♪"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Randy! Quick! You gotta come see!"
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"I just need some time, okay Towelie?"
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"Well, it's a miracle!"
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"Come on! You're not gonna believe it!"
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"Alright, Towelie, what is this ‐‐ Whoa!"
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""Creepshow" music plays."
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"Whatever your daughter threw on this shit"
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"Yeah! We're back! Yeah!"
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"Yeah! Ye‐‐"
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"I have to end this curse, fellas."
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"Last night, the mummy attacked my parents!"
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"And then it said I was being narcissistic!"
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"It has no reason. No logic."
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"It's starting to make me think I'm crazy!"
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"It's a freaking mummy! Wouldn't you talk about it?!"
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"We're just saying, Butters, that sometimes it all seems"
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"a little co‐dependent. Yeah, like you and the mummy"
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"I would love that, but I don't have a choice!"
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"I swear you guys, mummies can smell fun!"
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"Whenever I'm somewhere and I actually start having a good time,"
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"I get a call or a text from the mummy"
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"Like it knows."
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"Well, you're kinda having fun now, aren't you?"
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"Yeah, it is fun to get away"
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"[ Shouting ] [ Screaming ]"
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"[ Music stops ] Ah, gosh darn it. Hang on a second, fellas."
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"Ok, that should be enough Halloween Special for the first few people."
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"Now, I think we should put the open bar in this area"
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"and the hot tub maybe right here."
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"Yeah, that'll work well."
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"Dad, you have to drive me to the book fair."
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"You're going to a book fair. ‐Yes."
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"‐On [bleep] Halloween?! ‐Yes!"
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"I don't even know how to deal with you anymore."
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"You're my dad. Drive me to the book fair!"
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"I will not! I have things to get ready!"
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"The last thing people in this town need"
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"[ Shouting ] Oh, my God!"
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"It's a nightmare. It's a personal hell."
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"to help her with her problem,"
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"but she just ignores everything I say!"
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"I can't do this."
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"You're such a piece of shit, Dad!"
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"[ Shouts ] Shelley, I love you!"
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"And what does her mother have to say about this?"
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"Her mother doesn't say anything anymore!"
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"Whenever I bring up our daughter's marijuana problem,"
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"my wife says, "I'm gonna lose my mind"
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"if you bring this up again." It's destroying all of us!"
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"I just think maybe a night in jail is the wake‐up call that she needs."
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"I'm barely gonna have fun at the Halloween Special now."
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"It's gonna be really hard for me to rage"
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"for me to rage."
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"Alright, here you go."
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"you hurt everyone around you. Happy Halloween."
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"BUTTERS: What are you in for?"
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"I'm in here because apparently"
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"I'm a passive‐aggressive, controlling,"
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"drives other people crazy."
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"♪ Turn this mutha out ♪"
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"♪ Oaktown posse they will ♪"
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"Alright, here you go guys!"
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"Hey, come on in guys. There's candy and a hot tub!"
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"Alright!"
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"Samplers of the special are there on the table guys."
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"Feel free to light up!"
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