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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife (S17E17)

"Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha!"
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"Ha! Hoo-hoo!"
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"He-he-ha! Ha-ha!"
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"And bodell jenks the third crashes into bodell jenks!"
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"The winner is Bodell Jenks, junior!"
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"wow, I can actually feel the heat."
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"Beat it. This is my alone time."
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"Can you at least take a picture of me with the tv?"
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"Yeah. Good times."
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"Picture so blurry."
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"Homie, I've been thinking."
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"We have been using this tv for a long time,"
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"I love you!"
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"Now i really hope we win that contest."
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"There's a chance we won't win?!"
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"My collection is complete."
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"40 years of the family circus."
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"Y'ello."
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"Congratulations, Mr. Simpson."
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"The big screen tv?"
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"No. No one wins that."
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"You won third prize, a tour of the FOX network in los angeles, california."
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"All expenses paid?"
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"Here's where we make the best damn sports show, period."
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"And there's where we make "the worst damn comedy show, period.""
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"why look."
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"There's Dan Castellaneta from the Tracey Ullman show."
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"Hey, funny man!"
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"Please don't lean out of the tram, sir."
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"Don't lean out of the tram..."
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"There's dwarf or midget:"
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"America decides, and million dollar fart-off."
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"Mother Flippers?"
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"What's this show about?"
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"This is a reality program, dear, where we take wives from"
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"two very different families and they trade places for a month."
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"I already saw that exact same show on another network."
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"Here, sweetie, have a FOX sweatshirt."
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"This is an abc sweatshirt."
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"Yeah, and it zips all the way up."
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"Spray 'em down!"
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"That's just the product I've been coveting!"
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"Pick us! Pick us!"
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"Not so fast."
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"Are you sure you want your most intimate moments broadcast across the"
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"country?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Take a look at my dvd."
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"They'll never let me near lake havasu again."
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"What are you doing, Homer?"
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"I'm signing us up for a reality show where we trade you to another family."
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"Well, that might be interesting."
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"Or it could damage many, many lives."
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"Marge, you're the greatest mom ever."
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"I want the whole world to see that."
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"That's very sweet, but I..."
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"Look, ma'am, I've done a lot of these."
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"Everybody has fun, no one gets hurt"
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"and you make a lot of money you could really use."
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"And if you say yes now, it'll make a great act break."
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"Perfect. But could you say it again"
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"with more emphasis on the "I'll"?"
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"I'll do it."
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"No, no, go back to the first way."
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"I'll do it."
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"Wait, I wasn't happy with that."
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"You know what, just do it the way it feels comfortable to you."
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"I'll do it. I'll do it."
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"I'll... do... it."
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"How was that?"
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"We'll get it later."
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"Verity, who will be your new mom,"
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"is the youngest-ever full professor at yale."
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"I got my tenure at 28."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Bart, when did you get your tenure?"
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"I got my tenure right here."
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"Yeah, well I have full tenure."
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"We better pixelate those."
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"There aren't enough pixels in the world!"
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"Yeah, just cover it with Ryan seacrest's head."
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"This is Charles."
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"You can call me Charlie."
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"But do not call me late when there are scones about."
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"Your two families will exchange wives for a month,"
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"then a viewer vote will decide who they think is the least reprehensible."
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"I don't understand, dad."
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"Our family has so many flaws."
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"Why must we share them with the world?"
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"Because we'll be on tv, and earn enough money to buy a tv."
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"Tv."
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"But dad..."
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"yes, tv-sa?"
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"Forget it."
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"Listen up, stonehenge."
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"I made a drawing of the places on Marge you can't touch."
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"Oh, you needn't worry."
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"I'm a bit of an elbow man, myself, actually."
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"A bit different, a bit weird."
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"semi-stripper who's usually on FOX."
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"Why'd you do it?"
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"Well, I thought there was no further way"
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"I could humiliate my husband, and then this opportunity came along."
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"Well, I should be getting to the living room."
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"Well, he didn't get the prize pig at the fair, either."
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"Charles hasn't satisfied me in years."
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"Yeah, that's how I feel about Notre Dame football."
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"Cruel, dusty years."
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"I don't know why I ever married that woman."
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"Well, I'm an office manager, and, no,"
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"I didn't even get a promotion today, again."
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"So, go on, go ahead."
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"Disembowel me with your pointy, pointy words."
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"Really? You manage a whole office?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes. Yes I do, actually."
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"Well, that's very impressive."
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"Yeah, and I decide where the christmas party's held."
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"Actually, it's decided by committee, but, you know,"
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"I choose the committee."
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