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Clips from Three's Company - Jack's Uncle (S02E02)

"Oh, no, not excited. I said he was upset."
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"Well, I guess it runs in the family."
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"So long."
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"Done... and done."
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"[ Inaudible Dialogue ]"
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"[ Draw Rattles ] [ Snores ]"
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"No. Right."
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"Listen, maybe I could... No, no, no, no."
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"That was beautiful. I'm sorry to have been so much bother."
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"Well, you shouldn't blame yourself. It's not your fault."
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"Mr. Roper? What?"
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"Ow."
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"Chrissy, when you eat something, what side do you chew on?"
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"The side that's nearest to me."
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"No, no. See... See, I was at the dentist,"
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"and he said that everybody chews on one side of their mouth more than on the other."
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"Take a bite. Okay. Let's see..."
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"Don't look at me. Huh?"
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"Well, I can't chew when you're looking at me. I get really self-conscious."
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"I chew straight up and down in the middle."
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"Chrissy, that's ridiculous. Only rabbits chew in the middle."
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"Take another bite."
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"Don't look at me. I'm not looking. I'm observing."
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"Well, I'll observe myself in the mirror."
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"[ Mockingly ] I'll observe myself in the mirror."
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"Well? I chew on the left."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] Yeah?"
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"That's terrible. Why?"
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"That means one side of my mouth is gonna wear out before the other."
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"Oh, hi, Mrs. Roper. Hi, Janet."
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"By the time I'm 30, I'm gonna be lopsided."
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"Well, look, honey. Why don't you try just exercising with the other arm."
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"No, no. See, Mrs. Roper... Honey, I don't have much time."
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"I just wanted to warn you..."
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"that Mr. Roper is on the rampage for his rent."
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"Oh, my goodness. Is it rent time already?"
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"Gee, I didn't know that. Did you, Chrissy?"
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"No."
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"Well, you know me, Janet. I can never keep track of time."
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"The rent's ten days overdue. Eleven."
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"Oh."
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"Ordinarily, I wouldn't worry you about this,"
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"but Mr. Roper is really upset."
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"See, he's been looking over the ads in the papers..."
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"and it's given him an idea of how much he can really get for this dump."
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"Listen, Mrs. Roper, we are gonna pay the rent today as soon as Jack gets home."
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"- Thanks, Janet. - There's no reason for Mr. Roper to get excited."
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"Mr. Roper rarely gets excited."
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"Well, it is a good thing Jack's collecting that $100 Larry owes him."
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"- I could kill that Larry. - Hello, street. Here we come."
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"- You didn't get the $100? - No. He used the $100 I loaned him..."
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"to pay back the 50 he borrowed from another guy."
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"- What about the other 50? - He said he put it into a savings bank."
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"And when it makes $50 interest, then he'll have the 100 to pay me back."
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"- Hey, that's smart. When will that be? - About 1991."
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"I don't think Mr. Roper will wait that long."
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"What are we gonna do? Mr. Roper's gonna be here any minute."
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"Okay. Okay, this is what we're gonna do."
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"What? We're gonna go to the beach."
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"What? Might as well have some fun while we're worrying."
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"No. Get your suits on. Come on. Hup. hup! Suits on!"
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"I left mine outside to dry."
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"Hello, Jack. Hello. Who are you?"
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"Uncle Fremont! It is Uncle Fremont?"
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"It better be. Otherwise, somebody else has been kissing the girls I love."
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"Come in. What are you doing in L.A.?"
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"I thought I'd drop in and visit my favorite nephew. I'm your only nephew."
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"That never stops you from being my favorite."
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"The last time I heard, you were in Argentina, right? Yep."
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"How was South America? Very Spanish."
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"Especially the ladies."
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"How 'bout the men? Very jealous."
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"Weren't you in oil down there? Well, I had to get out."
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"I tried Mexico for a while."
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"Uh-huh. What were you in there? Hot water."
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"That's right. I remember my dad wrote me all about that."
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"And he said then you came back and you finally settled down to live in San Diego."
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"Don't confuse your terms, dear boy."
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"You can either settle down or live. You cannot do both. Oh."
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"Now, I suppose this is your little... I believe you call it a pad."
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"Well, we call it an apartment."
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"Your father worries about you, you know, how you're making it on your own,"
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"what you do for recreation..."
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"Jack, I was thinking that maybe if we took a picnic..."
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"- Oh. - Uncle Fremont, this is my friend Janet."
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"- Uncle? - Friend?"
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"Well, we were, uh, just going to the beach."
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"Oh! Oh, good."
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"See, Janet lives here, but it's not what you think."
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"- All we share is the apartment. - Oh, children, children,"
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"you don't have to explain to me. [ Chuckles ]"
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"You're very lovely, my dear."
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"Okay, I'm ready."
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"Chrissy, this is my Uncle Fremont."
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"Well, how do you do? Alas, not as well as Jack."
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"You have, um, friends like this dropping in all the time?"
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"Well, actually, Chrissy lives here too. You see, the way we live..."
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"I know how you live, dear boy. You've died and gone to heaven. That's how you live."
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"[ Phone Ringing ] Oh, I'll get it."
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"[ Jack Chattering ] Hello? What?"
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"Jack, please. I can't hear! What?"
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"Who? Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Uncle Fremont, it's a woman, Mona Carmichael. Mona!"
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"How in the world... Tell her I..."
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"Tell her I have nothing to say to her."
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"[ Sighs ] Who's Mona Carmichael?"
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"Oh, a woman in San Diego trying to get her man."
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