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Clips from Three's Company - Roper's Car (S02E02)

"Roper, I can't wait any longer. It's all right. I got the car back."
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"- Did you give the kids a fair deal? - We made a very equitable split."
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"Stanley, I'm proud of you."
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"Some days he's almost human."
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"All right, Roper. Here's my check for 1200."
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"- [ Both ] What? - $1200?"
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"Wait a minute. You're not gonna do this to me twice."
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"This time we're gonna haggle."
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"It's not every day you come across a '57 Chevy."
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"- '57? That car's a '58. - '58?"
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"Jack, Jack, sonny boy,"
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"you don't know anything about cars."
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"I mean, to car buffs, a '57 Chevy is a classic."
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"Now, I remember buying that car in October, 1957."
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"It was one of the first new models that came out for 19..."
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"[ Together ] '58."
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"Oh, my God. Bye-bye."
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"Wait a minute. Wait, wait. That car's gotta be worth something. Please!"
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"- All right. I'll take a look at it. - It's right out front."
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"Look at the beautiful lines."
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"I can give you a good deal. You're a gentleman."
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"Give me 25 bucks, and I'll tow it away."
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"You're a bum!"
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"Don't worry, Stanley. Somebody will buy the car from you."
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"You know what they say."
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"There's one born every minute."
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"You think so, Helen?"
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"Sure, Stanley."
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"You're the living proof."
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"Well, I wasn't so stupid after all, was I?"
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"Uhn... [ Whistles ]"
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"Ooh!"
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"Come on. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Hello."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Roper. What can we do for you?"
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"Uh, remember yesterday when I was playing fair with you,"
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"you took me for $100?"
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"I was just wondering..."
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"Mr. Roper, you don't have to say another word."
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"- We're gonna give your $100 back to you. - Oh, that's very nice."
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"Yeah. Give it to him, Chrissy."
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""To my darling wife. From her loving husband, Stanley.""
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"- What's this? - It's a coat Mrs. Roper's had her eye on for a long time."
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"You can give it to her as a present. Won't that be nice?"
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"It was a real bargain... 99 dollars and 99 cents."
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"But I don't want to give her a present. I want my $100."
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"You want us to tell Mrs. Roper about the equitable split that you didn't give us?"
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"On second thought, maybe she deserves a present."
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"Aw! [ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, one thing. Yes, Mr. Roper?"
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"you wanna give me the penny you owe me?"
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"[ Man ] Three's Company was videotaped..."
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"in front of a studio audience."
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"Stanley, I'd like to make a better deal just the same as you,"
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"When I told you that, you should've understood something. What?"
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"Just to wipe the slate clean,"
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"Ha-ha. Nice try, Jack. Shucks."
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"My arms have stretched six inches carrying those bags."
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