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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh (S30E30)

"Small cast, simple sets, and some hip-hop,"
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"No, Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda."
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"Carl, Quarrelsome Settler. I got a bone to pick with this part."
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"Finally not a sidekick."
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"What do you mean?"
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"which means I'm always interested in money."
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"Live theater is the only thing getting ratings these days."
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"Mrs. Marge Simpson drives."
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"(screeching)"
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"I've had enough people quit on me today."
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"are part of much larger conglomerates."
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"No problem. Can I make sly analogies to today's politics?"
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"Barbara, you can put the kids to bed now."
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"-Hi, dads. -(dads greet)"
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"And I direct traffic."
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"(chuckling): Oh, sure. I'm happy to take Maggie."
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"Got it."
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"Our new production will be Bloody Bloody Jebediah,"
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"(sobs)"
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"Oh, uh, local theater. You wouldn't be interested."
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"-Fine. -Please, I'm begging you, take me back."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"Yes, but he also said,"
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""There are no second acts in American lives"?"
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"Okay, no pressure, but I need to find a new lead"
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"Oh, mein Gott! It's Sideshow Mel for The Tempest."
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"The dog track is closed."
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"Meet Batman?"
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"Now what do we do?"
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"(gasps) Jebediah Springfield!"
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"Oh..."
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"Right above Judd Nelson and New Coke."
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"I'll tell you where Judd Nelson is."
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"You know what? Just for that, I won't come back."
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"the way you're doing can do anything."
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"¶ ¶"
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"All I ask is that you give me the performance"
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"What?!"
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"to fulfill a lifelong dream--"
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"(grunts)"
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"(gasps) Do they serve booze?"
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"This set is terrible."
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"But I wanna."
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"Actually, Llewellyn, we're doing fine on our own."
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"Is what I'd like to say, but I'm childless."
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"¶ I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jing... ¶"
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"Con-a sarn it."
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"¶ And she's smelly, too! ¶"
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"No."
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"You're flushed, Plummer."
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"I want to pass along a quote from F. Scott Fitzgerald."
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"and I'll write you a tragedy"?"
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"¶ Sing a song of sixpence, a pocketful of rye ¶"
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"before you put them in the pie."
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"-(gasps) -Damn it!"
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"Hmm, what shall we do?"
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"(grunts)"
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"(laughs)"
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"Why is this place so popular?"
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"You're just motivating me."
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""Great art is the contempt of a great woman for small art.""
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"so I'm able to leave this class and marry him."
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"Wait a minute, the part you liked was spending time with me?"
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"in the next 15 minutes."
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"¶ Now, this bear and I are one and the same ¶"
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"(cheering)"
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"ALL: Marge! Marge! Marge! Yay!"
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"So, Marge, are you ready to beg me to come back?"
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"Okay, Marge, this is your big song number."
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"Oh, I get it, she's sexy."
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"Ah, my muse."
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"Your first line is on page 37."
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"So where will we stage it?"
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"Ooh, are you sure that's not risky?"
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"Later, losers."
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"Aw. Well, I'll always dance with you, sweetie."
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"HOMER: Okay, Maggie,"
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"You might want to consider canceling."
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"That would be me. Thanks to this furnace filter,"
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"(Krusty the Clown Show theme song playing)"
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"Welcome to Club Snub, Marge."
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"Now I'm in a hurry-- Maggie and I have a Daddy and Me class."
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"PRESENTER: And a special award for Best Newcomer, Marge Simpson."
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"Fine, if you want me to quit the class, I'll do it."
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"Lenny, get yourself out of that horse's patoot."
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"¶ Let's all wiggle like the wiggle worm does. ¶"
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"Turns to cast, I saved the play."
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"I'll write a musical biography, warts and all."
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"-Can I go? -Sorry, no."
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"¶ She has a real bad temper, a bad, bad temper ¶"
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"(gasps)"
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"Hollywood only lets in one Bill Nye in a generation."
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"A Mrs. Marge Simpson."
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"But didn't he also say,"
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Barry's divorce came through,"
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"Just get the hell out."
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"Improvise."
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"what shall we do while Mommy rehearses?"
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"¶ A wiggle worm giggles ¶"
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"Well, that's it. Time to..."
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"No, you fool, a rescue line."
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"¶ You ¶"
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"in a theater."
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"Oh, the guy from In the Heights."
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"I need to finish this."
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"I came up with the perfect opening."
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"I can get you three together."
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"Okay..."
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"Is it respectful?"
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"This is my time to shine."
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"Fifty-fifty."
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"(exclaims)"
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"Now, how did I know that? I'm back!"
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"and the reference only I understand."
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"Okay, fine, I'll come back."
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"¶ A white wine spritzer ¶"
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"is bringing his cell phone to the box social in 1906?"
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"Now, do you have any qualms about playing this part?"
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"¶ O... ¶"
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