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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh (S30E30)

"That corn isn't as high as an elephant's eye."
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"Humpty J. Dumpty, are you eating yourself?"
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"(chuckles) There's my Jebediah."
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"You know how I see him? Not played by you!"
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"(sighs) Now what?"
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"¶ Only ¶"
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"Oh, uh, some dads just love to be with their little girls."
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"You'll understand everything when Chloe comes out."
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"(grunting)"
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"is one that rips off a big hit. What's the biggest hit?"
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"you won't be saying "burr" anymore."
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"We sang "Wheels on the Bus" together."
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"This is mine. I brought it from home."
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"(clears throat) ¶ Lisa is so stupid, so very, very stupid ¶"
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"The bagels are getting hard."
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"Carl, you're back in."
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"You can come visit me!"
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"¶ So dumb and stupid and smelly, too ¶"
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"Huh? I never heard that before."
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"(strains)"
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"(tires screech)"
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"I see him as a forward-thinking guy,"
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"I vant to viggle like the vorm, ja."
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"That's a stupid analogy."
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"Are you sure you're not Hillary?"
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"Boom, et cetera."
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"hell hath no fury like a director scorned."
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"I hired you to bus tables."
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"(cackles) Dramatic twist!"
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"-No. -I'm out."
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"¶ Despite his latent bigotry ¶"
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"(gasps) Oh."
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"What?!"
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"¶ A white wine spritzer ¶"
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"There's one thing a first-time director cannot control."
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"Great, but I got to be someplace,"
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"Homie, wake up."
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"(chuckles)"
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"¶ An out-of-towner was our founder ¶"
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"-MAN: What? -MAN 2: Why would you wish that?"
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"(hip-hop beat playing)"
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"Actually, no."
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"I-I'm so sorry. I was just..."
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"And I wrote a popular off-Broadway musical."
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"Is there a big-screen TV?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Moe, it's me."
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"Not my problem."
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"MARGE: Cut to commercial."
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"Really? Well, tell me to break a leg."
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"John Lithgow?"
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"Well-- there's no business like show business."
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"AUDIENCE (chanting): Marge! Marge! Marge!"
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"¶ Die-a. ¶"
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"Excuse my salty language in front of Aunt Eller,"
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"(indistinct yelling)"
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"What if I directed the play?"
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"Or maybe the first words I got her to say were"
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"¶ Found the town right here. ¶"
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"Marge, as your producer, I'm gonna inform you of a problem,"
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"Well, let's just say I hope you liked the movie Waterworld."
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"(deep voice): ¶ That's right, my name is Jebediah Springfield ¶"
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"¶ Bitten by a rabid beaver ¶"
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"-FRINK (deep voice): ¶ The end. ¶ -Shh!"
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"¶ And now I have a raging fever ¶"
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"in a Play or Musical."
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"There's nothing I enjoy more than watching a director"
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"¶ How did this pioneer domineer ¶"
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"¶ Before the tire fire, a man named Jebediah ¶"
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"Right here."
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"Why does this line say "Curt" when I'm talking to Curly?"
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"(Marge groans)"
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"for a window of three weeks."
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"That's it. We're doomed."
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"Oh, I wish I felt like a great director."
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"I don't know much about showbiz, but I know one thing:"
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"(baby talk): We're going to find out."
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""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall."
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"(all groaning)"
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"-You don't have it. -I'm doing it anyway."
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"You're Ado Annie, the girl who cain't say no."
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"Who owns the rights?"
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"Oh, really? Let's see what kind of bargain"
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""Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.""
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"-Oh, uh, line, please? -"Grrr.""
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"(groans) This is a really complicated show."
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"My spur's stuck in my eye!"
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"No one's asking you to come back."
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"¶ Ah, hell, give me ¶"
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"¶ Live... ¶"
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"You sure like that class."
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"Just get in the meeting!"
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"I didn't hear that."
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"Give me a vodka, straight up."
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"Midge! I thought it was Hillary Clinton."
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"I like to work."
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"Maybe I have the cutest baby."
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"(chuckles nervously, groans)"
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"So much gingham."
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"So hard to dress for respect."
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"And poof."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"in Springfield."
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"You're gonna wear the perfume I bought you?"
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"So my little show's gonna be on TV live?"
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"and a first-time director, but show business is based on risks."
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"I borrowed my granddaughter just for this."
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"Risks and comic books. Excuse me."
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""One pie to the groin won't do damage," they said."
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"but not real hip-hop."
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"(scoffs) Like I have bread money."
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"I said I was taking her to feed the ducks."
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