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Clips from The Simpsons - Helter Shelter (S14E14)

"I'm just gonna say it."
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"Your apartment is stunning."
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"I really have to go to the bathroom, and I'm out of tokens."
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"...it can give us one."
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"I'm Mitch Hartwell, creator of The 1895 Challenge."
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"And by creator, I mean I saw it on Dutch television and tweaked the title."
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"Oh, man. I can't wear this."
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"Wow, they had an Army helmet under every bed?"
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"Why, it says here that President Cleveland has..."
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"Urkel-O's. Delicious but forbidden."
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"- Yes, they did. Look closer. - Ooh!"
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"- All right. - Let's see what we've got here."
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"They're gay, I get it."
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"...one of father's wealthy business associates."
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"Like it did last week on another show."
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"That's why they gave me this Taser."
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"Everybody, pull out your TVs and start flipping around."
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"Hello, Laverne."
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"Marge, throw me an old-timey rope in an old-timey way!"
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"Mr. Simpson, your contract allows us to do anything we want to you."
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"Our lives are ruined."
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"Is it so gosh-darn hard..."
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"And now to wreck their precious helicopter!"
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"Oh, it sure is good to be home."
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"Law & Order..."
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"Hey, Dad. Why don't we watch you drink from a hose?"
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"So this has become a game of wits, has it?"
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"Wow, it's so fancy."
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"It's like Moby's house on Cribs."
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"What a Marge-alicious way to start my Flander-rific day."
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"Can you save our house?"
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"You're supposed to go to the bathroom in it."
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"Shh."
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"Certainly."
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"I'm gonna drive a golden spike..."
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"Is it just me or are you guys getting sick of crazy adventures?"
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"- You could save McKinley. - It's not a time machine, Moe."
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"What's so good about it?"
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"Hey! Get out! I'm in here!"
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"I had to use the good poison."
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"- All right, let me get that. - Remember, if you just..."
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"I don't believe they had those in 1895."
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"But now we're going to escape."
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"Helter Shelter"
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"- Okay, where do you want it? - I don't know. Work the stomach."
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"Bart, watch your potty mouth."
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"Hello, Laverne."
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"...to get cocktail sauce in the middle of the Amazon?"
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"Gummy Sue, this is your lucky day. There."
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"You'll find me down with the real fans standing ankle-deep in beer and blood."
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"How come Lisa gets something and I don't?"
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"Your sister getting something nice doesn't hurt you in any way."
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"I find it soothing."
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"Uh, ha, ha. My hair isn't really blue."
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"- Hello. - Squiggy?"
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"Homer, your strop."
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"God, I wish I had that little outfit."
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"...of 21st century technology in the whole house."
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"Psst. Psst."
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"We come in peace."
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"I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"Let's sneak in."
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"No, Homer, no! That's our only way home."
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"Whoa."
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"I'll use my eye to see what the trouble is."
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"Otto, what are you waiting for? Get your ass on my neck."
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"Ugh. Why do you always hire the cheapest guy?"
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"We can't live in our house for six months."
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"We can eat the loser."
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"Marge, I'm still not sure about this."
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"Whoever that is."
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"Good morning, ladies."
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"Just... That comes off."
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"And soon, I will marry..."
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"Hello, Laverne."
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"Uh-huh. That's what we used."
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"Oh, no. Everything is ruined."
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"Yeah. If we read books, we could form a club."
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"Hmm. The water's off."
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"Well, cock-a-diddily-doo."
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"I'll just take these tampons."
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"The Simpsons"
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