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Clips from The West Wing - Pilot (S01E01)

"- What? - Condoms in schools."
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"- That's a problem. - What?"
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"They reduce the risk of teen pregnancy and AIDS."
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"So does abstinence."
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"A teenager sees a condom, he turns to lust."
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"Show him a lug wrench, and he..."
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"School prayer, pornography, condoms. What's it gonna be?"
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"We're not prepared to make a deal right now."
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"Sure we are. Mary..."
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"You're cleaning out your desk at the end of the day."
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"I'll negotiate with Toby, if it's all the same."
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"It was only a matter of time. That New York sense of humor..."
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"They think they're smarter."
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"But nobody else does."
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"I'm actually from Connecticut. But the point is..."
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"She meant Jewish."
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""New York sense of humor. ""
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"- She meant you and me. - Let's not even go there."
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"There's been an apology. Let's move on."
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"...but not the Commandments."
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"- I don't like what I'm accused of. - That's tough."
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"First Commandment is, "Honor thy father. ""
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"No, it isn't. If we're going through this preposterous exercise..."
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"...we're gonna get the Commandments right!"
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"It's the third commandment."
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"Thou shalt worship no other god before me. ""
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"Those were the days."
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"- Good afternoon, Mr. President. - Al."
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"- What do you got here, C.J.? - We've got some hot tempers."
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"- I'm John Van Dyke. - Yes. Reverend?"
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"If children can buy pornography anywhere for $5..."
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"...isn't that too high a price to pay for free speech?"
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"- Really? - However..."
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"...I do think $5 is too high a price for pornography."
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"- Why don't we sit down? - No."
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"They won't be staying long. Some coffee, Mr. Lewis?"
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"I've asked you to denounce the practices of a group..."
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"...called the "Lambs of God. ""
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"- It's not up to me. - Crap. It is up to you."
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"My wife never wants me to do anything while I'm upset."
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"Thank you, Mr. Lewis."
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"Years ago, I came home from a very bad day."
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"But I forgot to open the garage door."
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"Abbey said not to drive angry. She was right."
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"She said not to get on that bicycle while I was upset, but I did."
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"I was about as angry as I've ever been."
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"Seems my granddaughter had given an interview in a teen magazine."
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"Between movie stars and makeup..."
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"...she talked about a woman's right to choose."
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"Annie, all of 12, has always been precocious."
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"She's got a good head on her shoulders."
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"Her mother called me in tears. I said, "Elizabeth, what's wrong?""
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"She said, "It's Annie. ""
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"I love my family, I've read my Bible cover to cover, so you tell me:"
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"From what part of Scripture did the Lambs of God draw their inspiration..."
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"...when they sent my granddaughter a doll..."
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"...with a knife stuck through its throat?"
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"You'll denounce these people publicly."
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"Until you do, you can all get your fat asses out of my White House."
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"Show these people out."
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"- I believe we can find the door. - Find it now."
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"- We'll fix this, Leo. - See that you do."
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"- I was the calmest person in the room. - Way to stay cool."
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"I won't auction off the Bill of Rights."
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"You almost hit her."
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"- She called us New York Jews. - I'm from Connecticut."
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"You, C.J., were brilliant."
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"I liked the part where you said nothing at all."
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"All I could think about was Russell and your girlfriend."
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"- Mandy and Lloyd Russell? - "Hello, Mr. President!"
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"Did you have a nice trip, sir? How's the ankle, sir?""
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"We've been taking a little break, thinking about our personal lives..."
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"...or thinking about keeping our jobs."
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"It's not a bad idea to take a break every now and then."
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"I know how hard you all work."
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"One time Annie came to me with this press clipping."
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"Some theologians in South America were excited..."
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"...because a little girl in Chile sliced a tomato..."
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"...and the inside flesh had actually formed a perfect rosary."
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"The theologians thought this was a very impressive girl."
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"Annie commented that she thought it was a very impressive tomato."
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"Don't know why I thought of that."
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"Approximately 700 turned back due to weather."
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"Some 350 are missing and presumed dead."
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"137 have been taken into custody in Miami and are seeking asylum."
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"They came through a storm."
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"The ones that didn't die want a better life, and they want it here."
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"Talk about impressive."
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"My point is this: Break's over."
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"- Thank you, Mr. President. - Thank you, sir."
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""Too busy being indicted for tax fraud"?"
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"Don't ever do it again."
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"Mrs. Landingham, what's next?"
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"A group's assembling for a photo op."
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"At 7:00, you have cocktails...."
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"Two Absolut martinis up. Another Dewar's rocks."
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"We're not gonna run the table."
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"Deep background. I won't use your name."
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"And you won't get a quote."
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"- Why are we here? - You sat down."
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"- Is Josh on his way out? - No."
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"- I know he's your friend. - He is."
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"- Did Caldwell...? - I'm not talking."
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"- Who do I call? - No."
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"- Just tell me who to call. - Call 1-800-BITE-ME."
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"He's not going anywhere, Billy."
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"You're lying now."
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"Why would I lie to a journalist?"
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"Why do you keep looking behind me?"
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"Alger Hiss came in with a pumpkin."
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"Yeah, I think she was."
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"Thank you for the casual way you did that."
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"She probably didn't notice that."
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"Twenty-five cars jumped the tracks, spilling sodium hydroxide...."
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"- You should call them. - I will."
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"- Telephone. - I'm in the shower."
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"It's Potus."
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"You can have a normal life. You'd be amazed at how normal I am."
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"It's all about budgeting your time."
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"This time, this hour, this is my time. 5 a.m. to 6 a.m."
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