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Clips from The West Wing - Pilot (S01E01)

"I can work out, think about personal matters."
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"- The trick... - Beeper."
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"Lyman here. What is it?"
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"Please turn off all electronic devices..."
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"... stow tray tables and return your seats to the upright position."
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"We will be landing shortly."
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"- Sir, please turn off your computer. - I'm almost done."
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"Sir, your laptop interferes with our systems."
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"Mr. Ziegler, a message was sent to the cockpit for you."
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"You can't use that until we land."
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"We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011."
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"It carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system."
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"But I can screw it up with something I bought at Radioshack?"
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"You can call when we land, sir."
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"Also, I never got my peanuts."
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"How you doing, Sam?"
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"The water pressure in here is impressive."
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"- I know. - You could run hydraulics."
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"- You want some? - I'm fine."
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"- I'm wasted. - And free of cataracts."
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"- I get that. That's funny. - Thank you."
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"Wait, your pager went off while you were in the shower."
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"I thought it was mine."
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""Potus in a bicycle accident. Come to the office. ""
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"Anyway, I'm totally baked, but it's not like I'm a drug person."
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"- I just love pot. - Laurie, I have to go."
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"- It's 5:30 a.m. - This doesn't look good."
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"Stay right here, save the call."
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"I see the logic, but I gotta go."
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"- Because Potus was in an accident? - Yep."
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"Tell your friend Potus to learn to ride a bike."
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"He's my boss, not my friend. It's not his name. It's his title."
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"Potus?"
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""President of the United States. " I'll call you!"
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"- Nice morning, Mr. McGarry. - We'll take care of that in a hurry."
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"- Don't kill the messenger, Leo. - Why not?"
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"- Five minutes? - Please."
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"- Emma. - Morning."
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"Wilson. Joe."
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"- Jeffrey. - Whatever. Josh!"
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"- Morning, Leo. - Donna."
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"- Is he in yet? - Yeah."
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"Can you get him?"
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"- Josh! - Thanks."
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"- I heard it's broken. - Wrong."
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"- What caused it? - You from State Farm?"
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"Go! Do a job. He was swerving to avoid a tree."
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"Just don't do anything until you talk to Justice."
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"How many Cubans are crammed into these boats?"
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"By and large, they're not boats."
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"What the Cubans are on are charitably described as rafts."
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"They're coming from Havana in fruit baskets."
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"- Let's be clear. - We are."
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"- Know when they arrive? - No."
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"On high ground in Key West with binoculars..."
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"Tom sent the Coast Guard. They won't make it to our waters!"
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"- Do they? - I can make a phone call."
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"If the DEA thought they had drugs..."
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"...wouldn't we have to search those rafts with guns and blankets?"
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"You look like hell. You know that?"
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"The president's pissed at you and so am I."
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"We gotta work with these people. Where do you get off...?"
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"- Al Caldwell's a good man. - He wasn't there."
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"...and dump them into one big pile."
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"- We need them. - We don't need them."
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"We need Caldwell. We want Caldwell."
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"And I think there shouldn't be instant replay in football."
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"- It was stupid. - Damn straight."
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"- I was right, though! - Like I don't know that."
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"Mr. McGarry, have they done an x-ray? Is anything broken?"
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"A $4000 titanium touring bike that I swore I'd never lend anyone."
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"- I don't understand. - He's a klutz! The president's a geek."
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"You know how I feel about that kind of talk."
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"- I apologize. - Just in this room, is all I'm asking."
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"Call OEOB. Set up a briefing for the VP."
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"Coordinate with Katey Simons' office."
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"- Get everybody? - Yes. Margaret?"
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"Call the editor of The Times ' crossword."
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"Tell him "Khaddafi" has one H and two D's."
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"And it isn't a 7-letter word."
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"- Is this real or is this funny? - Neither."
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"Can I say anything besides "Rode into a tree"?"
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"- He'll never do it again. - They'll laugh."
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"He rode his bicycle into a tree."
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"...came to a sudden arboreal stop. ""
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"Tell me about the Cubans."
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"Between 1200 and 2000 Cubans..."
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"...from a village south of Havana."
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"- Headed where? - Vegas."
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"- Miami. Their navigational equipment... - Navigational? "That way is north. ""
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"- If one had a fast ball, we'd get them. - That's not entirely true."
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"Forget about the journey. The voyage is not our problem."
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"- What's our problem? - What to do when they hit Miami."
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"Can't send them back."
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"- We'll get whacked. - Three districts."
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"- Those seats are gone. - Plus, it's wrong."
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"- Texas? - Don't worry."
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"Keep Josh in the loop on this."
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"- Me? The thing is... - Deal with it."
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"I'm happy to. I'm just saying, isn't this more of a military area?"
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"Military?"
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"- I like our chances. - How did we win an election?"
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"- Pat Thomas wants the Guard. - You'll create a panic situation."
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"I agree with Josh, C.J. and Sam. You know that makes me crazy."
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"They're on the run. Don't play games."
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"Send help, don't send the National Guard."
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"See that INS works with Red Cross and CDC."
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"- I got a guy in CDC. - Talk to him."
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"Moving on, let's talk about Josh."
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"Al scares the president. Josh knows."
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"- He won't fire him. - He has no choice."
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"- He's not gonna fire Josh. - He doesn't have a choice."
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"I had drinks with Sam Seaborn last night."
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"- And the president's firing Josh? - He needs these people."
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"Folks...."
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"- What if he...? - He doesn't have a choice."
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"Good morning."
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"Dr. Randal Haymen, chief of orthopedics at St. John's..."
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"...sustained while cycling into a large tree."
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"Details are in the report being distributed..."
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