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Clips from All in the Family - Archie's Aching Back (S01E01)

There's 10,000 names here. I'll skip around. It'll be faster.

"There's 10,000 names here. I'll skip around. It'll be faster."

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Uh, "w.B. Adams. Adams and brenner. Burton and fitzallen.

"Uh, "w.B. Adams. Adams and brenner. Burton and fitzallen."

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Cohen and Ginsberg--"

"Cohen and Ginsberg--""

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Cohen and Ginsberg. What ?

"Cohen and Ginsberg. What ?"

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Cohen-- just go on readin'. Go on, go on.

"Cohen-- just go on readin'. Go on, go on."

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Lochman, shapiro and stone--"

"Lochman, shapiro and stone--""

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lochman, shapiro and stone.

"lochman, shapiro and stone."

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- What ? - I'm just thinkin'. Will you read on !

"- What ? - I'm just thinkin'. Will you read on !"

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All right. "Harris and whipple.

"All right. "Harris and whipple."

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"Johnson and Smith. McDonald and shelby.

""Johnson and Smith. McDonald and shelby."

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rabinowitz, rabinowitz--

"rabinowitz, rabinowitz--"

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Yeah. How do they sound to you ?

"Yeah. How do they sound to you ?"

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Jewish.

"Jewish."

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Very Jewish.

"Very Jewish."

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What has their religion got to do with it ? That's what we wanna know.

"What has their religion got to do with it ? That's what we wanna know."

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Listen, Mr. big liberal, you brought up their religion, not me.

"Listen, Mr. big liberal, you brought up their religion, not me."

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If they're good lawyers, for all I care they could be chinks.

"If they're good lawyers, for all I care they could be chinks."

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Do you believe him ?

"Do you believe him ?"

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He actually thinks because they're Jewish they're smarter, shrewder.

"He actually thinks because they're Jewish they're smarter, shrewder."

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Well ? You actually believe that junk ?

"Well ? You actually believe that junk ?"

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Listen to this guy, Edith.

"Listen to this guy, Edith."

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Now, daddy, you stop twisting things around like that.

"Now, daddy, you stop twisting things around like that."

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You don't trust anybody that's different from you, until you need him.

"You don't trust anybody that's different from you, until you need him."

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Well, I do need him !

"Well, I do need him !"

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Oh, jeez ! Mom, he's so prejudiced.

"Oh, jeez ! Mom, he's so prejudiced."

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What are we gonna do ?

"What are we gonna do ?"

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Get him a rabinowitz.

"Get him a rabinowitz."

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Archie, I brought you some juice.

"Archie, I brought you some juice."

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It'll help wash down the pills.

"It'll help wash down the pills."

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Are you all right ? Can I get you anything more ?

"Are you all right ? Can I get you anything more ?"

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No, Edith, just pick up some of the papers around here.

"No, Edith, just pick up some of the papers around here."

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And, Gloria, you get up and straighten out some of the pictures on the walls.

"And, Gloria, you get up and straighten out some of the pictures on the walls."

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When your own mother came to visit.

"When your own mother came to visit."

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His own mother wasn't a Jewish lawyer.

"His own mother wasn't a Jewish lawyer."

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I don't think she even went to high school.

"I don't think she even went to high school."

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All right, Edith.

"All right, Edith."

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Did she, Archie ? Did your mother go to high school ?

"Did she, Archie ? Did your mother go to high school ?"

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Will you shut up and straighten out around here !

"Will you shut up and straighten out around here !"

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[ Doorbell rings ] There he is. I'll go.

"[ Doorbell rings ] There he is. I'll go."

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Wait a minute. Don't be in such a hurry. Let me tell you somethin'.

"Wait a minute. Don't be in such a hurry. Let me tell you somethin'."

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[ Doorbell rings ]

"[ Doorbell rings ]"

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Oh, how do you do ?

"Oh, how do you do ?"

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I assume, since this is the Archie bunker residence, that you are the bunker family.

"I assume, since this is the Archie bunker residence, that you are the bunker family."

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[ Man chuckles ] [ Edith ] Come in.

"[ Man chuckles ] [ Edith ] Come in."

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Archie, this is "Mr. Whitney fitzroy I-v."

"Archie, this is "Mr. Whitney fitzroy I-v.""

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Very much indeed. [ Chuckles ]

"Very much indeed. [ Chuckles ]"

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So, you're Mr. fitzroy. Yes.

"So, you're Mr. fitzroy. Yes."

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Next to Mr. bunker.

"Next to Mr. bunker."

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I'll tell you what I'll do-- I think I'll come over here and sit right next to Mr. bunker.

"I'll tell you what I'll do-- I think I'll come over here and sit right next to Mr. bunker."

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[ Chuckles ]

"[ Chuckles ]"

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You're in luck. He has a sense of humor.

"You're in luck. He has a sense of humor."

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I guess that we can get right down to business.

"I guess that we can get right down to business."

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I make a livin'.

"I make a livin'."

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I suppose, uh-- I suppose you're wondering why Mr. sol rabinowitz didn't come.

"I suppose, uh-- I suppose you're wondering why Mr. sol rabinowitz didn't come."

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Actually, it was set up that way originally,

"Actually, it was set up that way originally,"

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but then we realized the area that you live in and your name,

"but then we realized the area that you live in and your name,"

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[ Chortles ]

"[ Chortles ]"

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That's me. [ Giggling ]

"That's me. [ Giggling ]"

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The rabinowitzes and I, we share the same letterhead and the same office,

"The rabinowitzes and I, we share the same letterhead and the same office,"

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but that's where it ends.

"but that's where it ends."

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[ Chortling ] You see what I mean ?

"[ Chortling ] You see what I mean ?"

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That's where it ends.

"That's where it ends."

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Well, that's where this meeting ends-- here and now !

"Well, that's where this meeting ends-- here and now !"

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But, uh, m-m-Mr. bunker-- no, no, no ! Get away from me, you !

"But, uh, m-m-Mr. bunker-- no, no, no ! Get away from me, you !"

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Mr. bunker, believe me,

"Mr. bunker, believe me,"

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I appreciate your extraordinary faith...

"I appreciate your extraordinary faith..."

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In the ability of an older and sometimes faltering counselor-at-law.

"In the ability of an older and sometimes faltering counselor-at-law."

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As a matter of fact, it was your rather eloquent appeal to my secretary...

"As a matter of fact, it was your rather eloquent appeal to my secretary..."

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That induced me to canard at all.

"That induced me to canard at all."

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I can only hope that your confidence in me is well founded.

"I can only hope that your confidence in me is well founded."

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Don't he talk good, Edith ? Huh ?

"Don't he talk good, Edith ? Huh ?"

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I know the real article when I see one, Mr. rabinowitz.

"I know the real article when I see one, Mr. rabinowitz."

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Youse people really believe in education, don't youse ?

"Youse people really believe in education, don't youse ?"

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Uh, we often say, Mr. bunker,

"Uh, we often say, Mr. bunker,"

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the tree of learning bears the noblest fruit.

"the tree of learning bears the noblest fruit."

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Hear that ? The tree of learnin'.

"Hear that ? The tree of learnin'."

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Probably made in a Jewish bakery.

"Probably made in a Jewish bakery."

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Go on, Mr. rabinowitz. Help yourself to some wine. That's Morgan David.

"Go on, Mr. rabinowitz. Help yourself to some wine. That's Morgan David."

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Now, listen, between you and me,

"Now, listen, between you and me,"

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you know, kind of on the q.T.,

"you know, kind of on the q.T.,"

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how come you got this guy Whitney fitzroy the fourth workin' for ya ?

"how come you got this guy Whitney fitzroy the fourth workin' for ya ?"

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'Cause I'm here to tell ya, he ain't exactly a friend to the Jewish people.

"'Cause I'm here to tell ya, he ain't exactly a friend to the Jewish people."

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He's friendly enough. Really ?

"He's friendly enough. Really ?"

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He is married to my only daughter.

"He is married to my only daughter."

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Oh, jeez.

"Oh, jeez."

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[ Sighs ] I beg him not to do...

"[ Sighs ] I beg him not to do..."

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Well, what can you do with children these days ? That's the way it is.

"Well, what can you do with children these days ? That's the way it is."

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Oh, how do you do ? Hello.

"Oh, how do you do ? Hello."

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I'm the attorney for Mrs. greenspan. Well, come in.

"I'm the attorney for Mrs. greenspan. Well, come in."

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My card. Thank you.

"My card. Thank you."

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Archie, this is Mr...

"Archie, this is Mr..."

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"Clarence the fifth Marshall."

""Clarence the fifth Marshall.""

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Uh, I'm Solomon--

"Uh, I'm Solomon--"

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I'm Solomon rabinowitz, representing the injured party, Mr. bunker.

"I'm Solomon rabinowitz, representing the injured party, Mr. bunker."

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Pleased to meet you. Let me take your coat.

"Pleased to meet you. Let me take your coat."

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Won't you sit down, Mr. Marshall.

"Won't you sit down, Mr. Marshall."

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Well, how are you feeling, Mr. bunker ?

"Well, how are you feeling, Mr. bunker ?"

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Uh, we are in great pain, Mr. Marshall.

"Uh, we are in great pain, Mr. Marshall."

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The bunker family physician, Dr. ferguson,

"The bunker family physician, Dr. ferguson,"

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And the whiplash in our neck is quite severe.

"And the whiplash in our neck is quite severe."

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It looks like a long, long siege ahead.

"It looks like a long, long siege ahead."

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according to our records,

"according to our records,"

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this accident took place on, uh, Saturday the 14th...

"this accident took place on, uh, Saturday the 14th..."

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At approximately 6:30 in the evening.

"At approximately 6:30 in the evening."

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Is that correct ?

"Is that correct ?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Now, according to our witnesses--

"Now, according to our witnesses--"

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witnesses ? You said nothing to me about witnesses, Mr. bunker.

"witnesses ? You said nothing to me about witnesses, Mr. bunker."

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- The kids, the kids. You know. - Oh, yes, the little children in the playground.

"- The kids, the kids. You know. - Oh, yes, the little children in the playground."

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Hardly admissible.

"Hardly admissible."

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Yes, but I'm referring to a station wagon filled with nuns.

"Yes, but I'm referring to a station wagon filled with nuns."

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Your witnesses ?

"Your witnesses ?"

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According to them, you were coming out of the parking lot when it happened.

"According to them, you were coming out of the parking lot when it happened."

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Now, do you recall in what direction you were traveling ?

"Now, do you recall in what direction you were traveling ?"

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Yes, but he was traveling South.

"Yes, but he was traveling South."

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Well, I was backin' up. Now, what difference could that make ?

"Well, I was backin' up. Now, what difference could that make ?"

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Well, if you were backing up, you were going the wrong way in a one-way alley.

"Well, if you were backing up, you were going the wrong way in a one-way alley."

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I musta been going forward. Not according to our witnesses.

"I musta been going forward. Not according to our witnesses."

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sister Catherine, sister Jeremy, sister Rosemary--"

"sister Catherine, sister Jeremy, sister Rosemary--""

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Everybody knows they go around in a mob.

"Everybody knows they go around in a mob."

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