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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Denise Handicapped (S07E07)

"I'll take a cart."
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"Yeah, don't you take a cart anyway?"
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"- No, I usually walk. - Oh, really?"
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"That's not true at all. I never walk."
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"Walking is completely overrated. Wouldn't be caught dead walking."
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"I would think that it would be nice to walk on a golf course."
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"No, not nearly as good as taking a cart."
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"In fact, I don't do much walking at all."
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"Generally I'm just walking from one place to sit to the other place to sit."
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"Yeah, but I'm not... you can't classify me as a Walker."
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"- Okay. - ah."
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"The thing is that when..."
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"When we first met"
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"you were wearing a hat."
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"And then you came to the door and I was like, "who's this?""
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"Oh oh!""
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"- It's really not a problem. - I get it."
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"I had a hat on and then baldy showed up."
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"I just didn't know."
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"You feel i misrepresented myself."
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"- You thought I was a hair man. - It was just different."
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"- Is it a problem for you? - No, is it a problem for you?"
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"I mean, you're the one who has to live with it."
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"- It's not a problem. - You know there's options."
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"- Have you ever considered plugs? - Plugs? Plugs?"
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"- Yeah. - you mention plugs to me?"
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"- Are you serious? - Just didn't know."
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"- That you're a wheelie. - Right."
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"What is it? Are you disabled? Handicapped?"
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"Challenged? are you challenged?"
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"Right now I am, yeah."
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"Well, there's your date. That's your date."
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"- Thanks. - that was a date."
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"- It sure was. - Huh?"
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"Would you like to come in?"
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"I should probably... I should probably get going."
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"Right. because I'm handicapped?"
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"What? no, of course not. What are you saying that for?"
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"Oh, okay. All right, then why?"
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"Okay, I'll... I'll come in."
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"Great - okay."
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"Okay. okay, keep going."
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"( Grunts )"
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"How do other people do this?"
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"We just... we go to the bedroom."
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"( Drum roll )"
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"( Panting )"
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"- Anything? - no."
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"Hmm."
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"Interesting."
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"Hey, Larry. This is John Fowler."
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"I don't know what happened on the street yesterday, but..."
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"Jamie: is that him? He's a fucking asshole!"
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"if you didn't come to the chee-yun concert."
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"Jamie: I don't want him anywhere near Kelsey!"
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"John: sorry. Bye."
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"What's up, man?"
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"You got in kind of late last night, right?"
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"How was the date with that wheelchair chick?"
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"- I don't kiss and tell. - Come on, man, what happened?"
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"Well, I'll just give you the bare bones of it, okay?"
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"Oh shit, you gave it to her, right?"
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"Yeah, and there was like no reaction at all."
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"- Hmm. - and I don't know"
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"if it's because I was bad and didn't know what I was doing,"
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"or if it's just her condition."
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"- Did you bring it? - I brought it."
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"- You did your thing? - Yeah."
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"- And no response at all? - Nothing."
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"If you fucking brung it, if you really fucking brung it, man,"
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"it doesn't matter what the fuck is wrong with her..."
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"Coma, fucking handicapped, any of that shit."
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"I don't think you fucking brung it."
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"I'm telling you I brung it. I know when I bring it"
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"and I know when I don't bring it, and I brought it."
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"- You did your fucking thing? - Yes."
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"- You did the dizzle on her, right? - I did what?"
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"- The dizzle. - The dizzle?"
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"Yeah, I did my dizzle."
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"That means you did your fucking thing. No fucking response?"
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"- Yes. - bring the fucking ruckus to that ass, Larry."
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"Oh, I supposed you think you could have gotten a response?"
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"- You're goddamn right, Larry. - Bullshit."
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"Give me her goddamn number. I'll go over there and twist that ass up, Larry."
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"- I'm not giving you her number. - I'll bend that bitch like Beckham."
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"I'll have her ass like a goddamn pretzel."
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"You should've broke that ass in two pieces."
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"You know what I'm saying? You should've came back with the bottom half of the ass."
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"- You know what I mean? What are you gonna do? - I don't know."
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"Oh no, fuck that. You got to break up with her ass."
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"You can't break up with a handicapped person by phone, right?"
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"No, huh-uh. No, you got to do it face to face."
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"It's not gonna be easy."
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"Look at this. No spaces."
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"I can't find a parking space."
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"Just park in the handicapped spot in front of the restaurant."
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"This is how. Like this."
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"What a parking space."
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"How about this ramp? Are you loving this ramp?"
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"Oh, don't worry about it."
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"Hi. I'm sorry, it's gonna be about 45 minutes."
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"Oh, table for two?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - great. Right this way, please."
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"- Really? - absolutely."
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"And we're gonna start you off with a couple of glasses of champagne."
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"- Seriously? - yes, absolutely."
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"- You do this for everyone? - No, we don't."
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"Thanks so much."
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"- That's nice. - Wow."
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"So what did you want to talk to me about?"
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"- Well, I'm glad. - Yeah."
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"- Cheers. - cheers."
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"- sitting just over there. - What?"
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"- Yup. - how nice."
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"I'm kinda full myself. I don't think I'm really in the mood for that."
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"No problem, sure. I'll just get this out of the way for you"
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"- Thank you. - Thanks."
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"- Hey, how are you? - Oh, hey."
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"Yeah, you're gonna... This pie is the best pie"
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"I've ever had in my entire life. You will love the pie."
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