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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Denise Handicapped (S07E07)

"Thank you. This is Denise, by the way, Ted."
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"- Hey. - hi."
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"- Nice to see you. - Nice to meet you."
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"Yeah, nice to meet you too. Very nice."
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"Very nice. Little surprising, but nice."
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"You're gonna love this. It is the best piece of pie you've ever had."
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"Honestly, I'm really... I'm not eating dessert anymore."
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"Just have one bite. Have a bite, come on."
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"Thank you. It's a nice gesture."
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"You're making me look like an asshole."
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"I had the option of ordering dessert"
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"- Be a fucking friend, will you please? - I am a friend."
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"I don't have to take a bite just because you want me to."
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"- Have a bite of the pie. - I'm just gonna get this out of the way for you."
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"- Thank you. - No no, put the pie down."
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"- Take it. I don't want it. - Don't pick up that pie."
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"- Put the pie down. - I'm not taking a bite. I don't want a bite."
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"Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face."
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"- Put the fucking pie down! - Don't put that pie down!"
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"You know something? I heard Rosie O'Donnell beat the crap out of you."
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"- Rosie beat the crap out of you. - Bullshit bullshit."
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"- You big sissy. You big fucking sissy. - She's saying that?"
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"Is that what she's saying? Get this thing away from me. Thank you very much."
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"Rosie O'Donnell. That's bullshit, by the way."
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"She got me down, yeah. Okay, I admit that."
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"She got me down and i could have reversed it,"
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"but it was stopped. People interfered. That's all."
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"How dare you go around spreading that rumor?"
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"Why are you fighting women?"
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"She started it."
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"Oh, what a lovely night for a stroll and a roll."
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"That's right."
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"This is so nice. Thank you."
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"- Larry, hi. - Hey, Larry."
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"- Oh, hello. - Hello."
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"- Hi, I'm Jamie Fowler. - Hi, Jamie. I'm Denise."
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"- We're dating. - Nice to meet you."
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"- No kidding. - Yeah, we just came from dinner."
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"- Well, that's terrific. - Good for you."
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"How nice. You guys are... look at that."
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"- Together? - yeah, we've had a couple dates."
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"- Nice. - wow, that's pretty..."
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"- Larry, I never would have... - Impressive."
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"These are the people who disinvited us to the concert."
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"- Chee-yun? - I told her about it."
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"- She was really looking forward to it. - Yeah, I was."
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"- We kind of overreacted with that. - Absolutely."
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"- Both of you please come. - Let bygones... just let it go."
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"Good for us. Look at us."
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"We will absolutely give you the best seat in the house. No question."
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"- That's not funny. - I'm so sorry."
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"- That's not funny. - She was just overcompensating."
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"- We'll see you there. - Please."
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"- I'm excited. I'm looking forward to it. - Okay, great."
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"- So nice meeting you. - That wasn't funny."
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"I'm so sorry, Larry. We'll call. Okay."
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"I hate it at the beach."
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"Who likes the feeling of sand in their feet?"
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"Even more than I hate the feeling of sand in my feet,"
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"If you wear your sneakers once on the beach, you never get it out."
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"- Hey. - Jeff: Hi."
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"- Is this a gorgeous day? - Yeah."
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"- Jeff, let's take a walk. - I'm comfortable."
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"- Come on, it's gorgeous. Perfect walking weather. - It is beautiful."
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"Get up off your fat ass and let's take a walk! It'll be romantic!"
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"- That's nice. - Do me a favor and watch Sammi."
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"- She's gonna go in the water. - Sure."
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"- Okay, thanks. - Yeah, okay."
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"See? don't you feel better now?"
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"( Beeping )"
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"Sammi: help! Help!"
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"Help! help!"
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"- Help! help! - Oh, okay."
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"One second."
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"- Be right there. - Help!"
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"Larry!"
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"Help, Larry!"
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"- Good. - oh my god, Sammi!"
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"Sammi, are you okay? Are you all right?"
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"- She all right? - What the hell happened?"
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"- You were supposed to be watching her! - No no."
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"I was going into the water but then i realized I had the BlackBerry."
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"- BlackBerry? give me that. - What? No!"
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"( Screams )"
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"- Gone? - yeah, all gone."
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"- Susie's a nut. - I don't have a record of any of those."
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"- What did she say? - Give her a call."
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"- She leave a number? - No."
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"Damn it. I don't have her number or her address."
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"She was in my BlackBerry under Denise handicap."
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"That's how I remember these names."
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"Don't you do that in your BlackBerry?"
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"I've got Shawn yoga. You know, the yoga instructor."
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"- Teresa masseuse. - I do the same thing."
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"Like right here i got... look look."
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"Nancy big tits. I know Nancy's got big ass tits."
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"Jonel sweet ass. That's the only way I know who the fuck it is."
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"That's smart, you know?"
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"I can't just vanish into thin air. That would be terrible."
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"I mean, imagine doing that with a Walker, okay?"
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"With a handicapped woman, just not call her like that,"
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"you can't do that. I'll be a pariah."
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"If you saw the house, would you recognize it?"
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"- Let's go over there and look around. - Come on."
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"I think this is it. I think this is the neighborhood."
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"- It looks very familiar. - All these houses are the same, man."
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"Every time you go to a white neighborhood everything looks fucking nice and clean and shit."
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"When shit is too clean you can't fucking tell where the fuck you at."
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"You know what I mean? Is that her right there?"
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"No, that's not her. But you know what? They might know each other."
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"- Yeah, it could be a whole... - I'm gonna pull over."
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"- Two women in a wheelchair? - They got to know each other."
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"Handicapped people know other handicapped people, right?"
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"and there was a brother, you would know the brother, right?"
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"- I would know the brother. I would go holla at him. - Exactly."
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"- You don't mind me using the word brother, do you? - No, brother's cool."
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"- That's perfect. - How'd it sound coming out of my mouth?"
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"- Sounds great coming out of your mouth. - Coming out of my mouth?"
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"- Sounds cool, yeah. - You didn't mind me saying it?"
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