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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I have beer."
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"Wow. A six-pack and you're an appropriate height for me."
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"Let's go, New Lily."
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"Oh, man, I got to get some beer."
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"Looks like we're going to be arriving an hour early."
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"Yes!"
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"Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar."
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"- Whoa, no! It's only 9:00. - And this place is raging, yo!"
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"Guys, I'm really sorry, but I got to go set up cots in the church basement."
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"It doubles as a shelter on snowy nights like this."
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"You selfish bastard!"
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"There are two very hot girls coming here to meet us."
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"Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer?"
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"- We'll keep an eye on everything. - You two? No way."
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"You wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar."
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"As soon as your girls show up, you turn off the lights and you lock up."
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"And I don't want to come back here and find this place trashed."
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"- Wow, seriously? - I can trust you guys."
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"OLDER TED: To understand what it meant to us to get the keys to MacLaren's,"
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"that every man, at some point in his life, will say."
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"- We should totally buy a bar. - We should totally buy a bar."
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"- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,"
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"the name of our bar, Puzzles."
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"People will be like, "Why is it called Puzzles?""
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"That's the puzzle."
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"That is"
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"a great name for a bar!"
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"- And also, at Puzzles, no last call. - No last call!"
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"Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life"
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"do we stack the chairs on the table"
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"and power down the three-story margarita waterfall."
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"- We should buy a bar. - We should buy a bar."
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"OLDER TED: And like the other ill-advised five-word sentences"
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"every man eventually says in his life..."
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"I can trust you guys."
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"Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama"
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"Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go"
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"You have it? Awesome, I'll be right there."
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"- Ranjit! - Hello."
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"- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily."
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"If you are getting off the plane, where is Marshall?"
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"And where is your six-pack?"
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"- Barkeep, Triple Sec. - Coming right up, tap-minder."
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"- Hey! - Hey!"
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"(GLASS SHATTERING)"
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"- Order up! - Order up. Okay."
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"I don't know if you guys have ever seen Star Wars,"
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"- but it's like Hoth out there. - Dibs."
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"It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad, before he left."
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"- And dibs. - So, can we warm you up with a drink?"
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"Sure. Oh, by the way, I invited the rest of the band to come and meet us."
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"We were hoping to get drunk. I mean, really drunk."
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"- Like my dad used to. - Dibsity, dibsity, dibsity."
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"Well, I guess we could keep the place open a little bit longer."
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"As long as it's just you and the band."
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"Melissa, what kind of band is this?"
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"We're the Arizona Tech Fighting Hens Marching Band."
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"- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!"
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"OLDER TED: And then, your Uncle Barney and I"
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"Dude, Carl's gonna kill us if we don't kick everyone out of here right now."
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"(SINGING) Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya"
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"Barney, I'm serious. We promised we wouldn't mess the place up."
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"All right, I guess you have a point."
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"The bar is open!"
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"I still say this is stupid."
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"What happened to, "As we mature, the relationship matures with us"?"
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"That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today."
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"All right, she read it in Cosmo. All right, I read it in Cosmo."
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"All right, it was Cosmo Girl! Just drive, okay?"
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"I just don't get why it's such a big deal that one little ritual goes by the wayside."
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"Man, I don't want to hear about your crazy monkey sex."
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"We would tell each other what we had to eat that day."
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"Two eggs, a slice of cheese pizza and some steamed veggies."
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"Everything bagel, chicken breast,"
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"some celery sticks and a spoon of peanut butter."
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"- Crazy monkey sex? - Crazy monkey sex."
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"(MIMICS MONKEY SCREECHING)"
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"Lily, TMI, too many informations."
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"And you know what else I miss? Our lunchtime phone call."
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"Hey, baby, it's lunchtime, and I love you."
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"I reciprocate in principle,"
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"although with the caveat that there seems to be a bit of a surplus here on my end."
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"No, I love you more."
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"Do we need to get in a room together and bang this thing out?"
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"Those sound like agreeable terms, although I may need to adjust my briefs."
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"Love you, too."
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"But today when she called, I let it go to voicemail. Voicemail!"
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"How could you?"
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"The thing I miss most is kissing at midnight on New Year's Eve."
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"It was a New Year's tradition. But you know what we did this year?"
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"- Crazy monkey sex? - No."
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"- Yeah. - They're stupid."
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"Telling each other what you had to eat? You're like children playing house."
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"because you've never been in a relationship"
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"long enough to develop them."
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"- What? - Yeah, you don't understand love, okay?"
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"You're like some robot who sees a person crying and says,"
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"- Is that right? - Yeah."
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"Well, then, robot initiating"
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"pull-over-to-the-side-of-the-road- until-jackass-apologizes-to-me sequence."
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"(IMITATING BEEPING)"
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"My robot was, like, a million times better."
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"Hey, just so you know, the trough in the bathroom is overflowing."
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"There's no trough in the bathroom. And you just came out of the kitchen."
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"Ted, what's in a gin and tonic? What's in a gin and tonic?"
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"Okay, running a bar sucks. Let's just close up."
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"No! No! There's no last call."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Puzzles, go for Barney."
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"Good. You're still there. I'll be there in five."
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"Last call!"
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"(BELL RINGING)"
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"Robin, there's a snowplow coming. We have to get back on the road."
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"You think the only way to be in love is to have pet names."
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"Or leave each other stupid, little notes,"
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"or go charging off into a blizzard for no good reason."
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"Do you understand what's gonna happen if that plow comes by?"
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"You know what you are?"
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"- You're a love snob. - Okay."
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"There's lots of ways to be in a relationship,"
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