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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"and you would know that if you ever left your little love snob country club."
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"We're going to get buried by snow. That's going to happen."
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"No, screw this. I'm not going to sit here and be insulted."
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"What just happened?"
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"Hey, hey, hi. We called earlier about the Seattle microbrew."
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"Yeah, good thing you called when you did. I was getting ready to close up."
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"Storm of the century out there."
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"Of course, it's only '09, so storm of the century might be a little bit premature."
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"We're kind of in a hurry, so we'll take the beer now."
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"You are a cute couple."
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"- Thank you. - We're not a couple."
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"Thank God. That would be weird."
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"Well, here she is. Supersonic Tonic."
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"- A keg's all I got. - We'll take the keg."
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"What? Oh, no. Last time I had one of these in the car,"
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"I wound up chipping dried vomit off the seat with a putty knife."
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"I'm sorry, Ranjit, but this is a ritual, and I am bringing him this beer."
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"If you could just put it in the car."
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"- I'll give you 50 bucks. - To the Town Car."
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"Look, Robin, I'm sorry. You're not a robot."
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"I mean, if you are, you're an incredibly advanced model,"
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"and the human race doesn't stand a chance."
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"But maybe the reason Lily and I do is because we always have,"
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"and we don't know any other way."
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"One thing I do know is that if she's there sitting at the airport alone,"
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"I have to go get her. Those are the rules."
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"Marshall, close your eyes."
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"I don't know how you heard any of that as me hitting on you, but..."
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"Now, let's go get your woman."
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"All right, come on."
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"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
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"I've always wanted to say that. I mean, in a bar."
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"I say it all the time at home."
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"Dude, someday we should buy a bar."
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"And when we do, we are never going to have last call."
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"Come on, Barney. We said no last call. We got to mean it."
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"Well, what are we supposed to do? Carl's going to be here any minute."
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"Only one thing we can do."
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"Dude, running a bar is a pain in the ass. We should just stick with what we know."
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"- We should start a band. - Of course we should start a band."
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"How have we not started a band yet?"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, sometimes in life, the planets align, everything links up,"
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"and your timing is perfect."
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"- Marshall? - Lily?"
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"Marshall?"
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"Lily?"
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"This wasn't one of those times."
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"- Where is she? - Seattle."
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"- What? - Her flight's canceled. It never took off."
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"No, no, she would've called me and..."
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"Hey, baby, it's me. My flight's been canceled because of some snowstorm"
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"and they couldn't rebook me till Thursday, so I'm stuck here for another two days."
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"But it's lunchtime, and I love you."
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"OLDER TED: Like I said, this was a three-day storm."
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"Tuesday..."
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"I still say this is stupid."
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"and Thursday."
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"So, on Tuesday, when Marshall heard that message..."
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"She's not coming in till Thursday."
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"I mean, we came all the way down here, and she's not coming in till Thursday."
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"I feel so stupid."
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"Look, let's just... Let's not tell Lily about any of this, okay?"
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"Especially the part about you hitting on me."
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"- I didn't hit on you. - Exactly."
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"OLDER TED: Then on Wednesday..."
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"Oh, man, I can't believe you drove all the way out there."
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"Now you're just going to turn around"
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"and drive all the way out there again tomorrow."
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"Yeah, no. This whole thing was a sign, you know?"
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"It's time to put that old ritual to bed. I'm not going to pick her up."
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"- And Robin really hit on you? - Dude, it was weird."
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"Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens."
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"If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask."
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"Is the flute section seeing anyone?"
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"So, wait, you're really not gonna pick her up?"
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"Yeah, really."
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"So, the New Year's kiss, the lunchtime phone calls,"
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"the whole "this is what I ate today" thing, you're really letting it all go?"
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"I really am."
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"OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday."
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"(PLAYING AULD LANG S YNE)"
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"A muffin, a pastrami sandwich and a bag of chips."
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"And I know it's way past lunchtime, but I love you."
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"More and more each day, I love you, Lily. Happy New Year."
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"Wait, does this mean that I have to bring"
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"a marching band to the airport from now on?"
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"- Absolutely, it does. - Oh, crap."
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"MAN 1: Go, Hens! MAN 2: Go, Hens!"
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"- Puzzles. - That is a great band name."
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"Hey, have you seen Amanda?"
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"Bingo!"
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"(DOOR SHUTTING)"
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"- Where's my beer? - We said we weren't gonna."
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"- We'll get one. - Oh, thank God you're still here."
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""Why is that human leaking?""
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"Let's say storm of the year. Although, it is only January."
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"had one of our telepathic conversations."
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"That's where we wanna go way down in Kokomo"
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"I have to take you back a few years, to the night that I uttered five little words"
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"I'm gonna win her back."
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"I can jump that far."
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"Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo"
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"That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour."
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"- To the Town Car! - Thank you."
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"We'll get one."
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"(SINGING) Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama"
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"Who wants a beer, huh?"
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"Okay, all these cute, adorable little rituals?"
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"Wednesday"
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"We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow"
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