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Clips from The Boondocks - The Color Ruckus (S03E03)

"it was a especially good night to be born."
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"What is it, doc?"
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"There's no easy way to put this."
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"I can't understand what you're saying!"
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"a Negro."
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"No! Not that! Anything but that!"
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"Hey!"
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"as blue as the summer sky."
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"Your cooking ain't shit. You ain't clean worth a damn."
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"the shit stains out my drawers, so I guess you'll do."
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"Look, uh, why don't we go for a walk"
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"let's walk by the swamp! Okay, okay."
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"a goddamn white-baby kidnapping charge."
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"Name it after my uncle."
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"Okay."
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"If the authorities come, you going to jail."
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"* I am the visual The inspiration *"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"* The inner glow That lets you know *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"I'll never forget the day my grandmamma, Nellie Ruckus,"
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"Ow! Goddamn it!"
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"one-eyed motherfucking burglar."
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"You raggedy son of a bitch! I live here."
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"You sass me again, boy, and I'll cut you!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"And I just couldn't do it."
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"I couldn't die in your father's house."
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"I... I haven't seen or heard from you"
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"Do you even have a job?"
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"Right now? I don't know. It's getting late."
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"and we can play Klan and the Little Negroes."
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"and I'll stay here and babysit the little coon kiddies."
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"I just can't go back."
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"The re-vitaligo spread rapidly"
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"across my whole body."
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"I was indistinguishable"
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"My adopted Negro father was a loser,"
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"While you frolicking in the damn fields,"
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"frolic your ass to the store and get me some beer, nigga."
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"He was miserable just for the sake"
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"I remember him making me feel very ashamed"
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"I had two younger brothers:"
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"But Mister always seemed to single me out the worst."
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"Lord have mercy! My baby!"
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"did the best she could."
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"Now don't you listen to him, Uncle."
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"When I thought it couldn't get no worse,"
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"my grandmamma showed up at the doorstep."
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"She was the only person"
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"I ever met more miserable than my daddy."
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"Ugh, look at you."
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"With your stupid ugly wife"
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"and your stupid ugly childrens."
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"Aah! I can't take it no more!"
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"It was very shortly after that"
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"But I don't know what to do."
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"in a fancy motherfucking mansion."
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"Aw, shit,"
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"now this is a dying chair, right here."
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"you can't die in Robert's chair."
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"Robert, you gotta help me."
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"They're probably gonna eat them children first."
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"Please, Robert, please. She won't be too much hassle."
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"He wants me to kill my motherfucking self."
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"Ain't y'all got no food"
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"I ain't scared of you, nigga."
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"She ain't gonna talk to me like that in my house."
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"I ain't no punk. Let me at her. Let me go."
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"Oh, damn. It's probably Mister."
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"I told him I was here."
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"out of here and watch you die"
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"in 50 years."
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"Now go ahead and die already."
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"I been waiting to die since the day you was born,"
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"you worthless bastard."
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"Guys, can't we do this someplace else?"
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"to see all of my boys under one roof."
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"Oh, white God is good, ain't he?"
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"We got so much catching up to do."
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"Now, Uncle, did you know that Darryl is an accountant"
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"That's, wonderful, Darryl."
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"Heh-heh. Mama, that's personal."
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"My own brother with his name tattooed"
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"And still ain't got shit,"
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"You know what that makes you? A Mexican."
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"Mister, stop. You still believe you got..."
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"Your mama made that shit up, boy."
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"I hate you because knocking up your mama"
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"Baby, don't listen to him."
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"Mister, now you leave the white man out of this."
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"I'm sick of you talking about that goddamn"
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"Name one of them who ever did shit for any of you."
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"Look at what you did."
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"All my kids is some damn Uncle Toms."
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"he can't even see what's in front of him in the mirror."
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"to get these people out of my house. Wait,"
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"Ruckus, are you okay?"
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"as a pillar of strength and confidence."
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"take out the trash, do your homework.""
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"Why?"
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"But that was pretty sad."
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"Ugh!"
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"just like his mama."
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"Just be happy you're adopted, son."
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"to bury Nellie Ruckus here in Woodcrest."
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"That was on account of the generous"
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"Don't seem like this should be all on you."
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"The white folks Mister worked for,"
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"And his sanity. And his humanity."
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"Aah!"
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"He was even worked at the police department"
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"as a practice dummy."
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"Sometimes they would just abuse him for no reason."
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"It just ain't in the white man's nature"
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"to try and toughen us up for a tough world."
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""from the grave, I'm still pretty happy"
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"And a round of applause for my son Uncle,"
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"It's okay, boy. I had some shitty jobs in my day."
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"Course, that was back in Jim Crow."
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