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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"You barely even liked her, but you were still thinking about it, so..."
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"but I think we're looking for different things."
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"So, live long and prosper. Whatever."
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"(ROARING)"
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"Ted, I did those things to help you. You're a commitment junkie."
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"You fall in love with these women even if they don't deserve you."
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"What if one of those women was supposed to be the mother of my children?"
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"If there was ever the tiniest chance of that, I swear I didn't do anything."
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"- Like with Victoria or Stella. - Or Robin."
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"- Or Robin. - Robin, Robin..."
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"Did you break us up, too?"
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"Stop talking to me like I'm your enemy!"
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"You weep for these women,"
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"but you have the luxury of not knowing what I know,"
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"that those breakups, while tragic,"
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"You don't want the truth because deep down,"
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"And deep down, you know that none of those women"
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"were ever gonna be the mother of your children."
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"Marshall, your grandpa Olaf was a wise man."
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"You broke me and Robin up?"
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"- No, it's not... - I cannot believe this."
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"I need another drink."
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"You know, I feel a little breeze down there. It's nice."
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"You think that's something? Stand over this heating vent."
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"It's like your junk is on a tropical island."
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"- Little Barney says, "Mahalo." - Mmm-hmm."
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"Seriously, what is wrong with you, Lily? How could you do that?"
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"I did this because I care about you!"
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"I am so glad that is the one you watched!"
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"Dear God, what happened to you?"
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"You didn't watch my show?"
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"Oh! The show. Sorry. Something special happen?"
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"(SIGHS) Same old same-old."
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"Lily just told us that she broke you and me up."
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"What? Broke us up? What does that even mean?"
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"And why are these guys wearing nightgowns?"
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"- Nightshirt. - Nightshirt."
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"- It's a nightshirt. - It's called a nightshirt, Robin."
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"many of my relationships, including ours."
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"No. Robin was different."
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"I didn't want you two to break up,"
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"I could just picture that front porch."
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"Hmm. Two of hearts."
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"Just like the hearts of the two children I never had"
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"because my lovely wife hates kids."
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"Mmm, a deuce."
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"Exactly what my career dropped"
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"once I decided to settle down and marry Ted."
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"Bridge! I win."
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"All I tried to do was get you guys to talk about your issues."
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"Hey, here's a fun question, just for fun."
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"You know what's fun? Fun questions."
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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"- Where do you see yourself in five years? - Where do you see yourself?"
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"Not to put words in your mouth, but you probably want to be married."
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"I probably want to be married."
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"- Argentina? - Or Tokyo or Paris."
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"We have an expiration date, don't we?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Lily,"
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"you can't manipulate people like that!"
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"I have never been more furious at you!"
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"- Look, I didn't mean to... I was just... - No! I don't even want to hear it!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Settle down! Let's just settle down! Now, I have one question."
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"- What do these bad boys feel like in bed? - Come on. Let's go see."
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"had an incredibly bitter breakup and not even remained friends,"
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"and then you and I would never have become best friends."
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"Don't even say that. Okay?"
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"Lily, you had no right to interfere in my relationships."
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"You met the love of your life in a dorm hallway when you were 18."
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"But that doesn't give you the right to play God"
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"to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone."
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"You're so concerned about who you and Marshall are gonna end up"
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"on that front porch with. Well, you know what?"
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"You can have it to yourselves."
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"(DOOR SLAMS)"
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"What happened to your jacket?"
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"Soot, bread crumbs, placenta."
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"Did you at least TiVo it?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Yeah. That's what marriage is all about, man, unconditional love."
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"Well, sometimes, when you're married,"
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"you wake up to the smell of breakfast already on the table."
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"- And coffee, too? - And coffee, too."
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"Sometimes, she'll even put out a vase of freshly cut flowers."
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"(MARSHALL CHUCKLES)"
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"And sometimes,"
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"when you're worried you've made all the wrong decisions in life,"
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"and you're not nearly the man you want to be, what does she do then?"
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"Well, she tells you that you're great and it's all gonna be okay."
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"(CHUCKLES) That's wonderful."
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"And she'll help you find other girls to have sex with?"
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"I mean, I guess."
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"Maybe if you agreed upon that beforehand, yeah."
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"Mmm."
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"Little guy had a big day."
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"We'll talk about it tomorrow. Sweet dreams, slugger."
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"Until..."
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"- Hi. - Hi. What are you..."
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"And she gave me this note for you."
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"(TED SIGHS)"
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"LIL Y: "Ted, I'm sorry."
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""It doesn't matter to me who you marry."
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""I know they'll be awesome because they'll think you are."
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""To show I mean it, I put together a little surprise for you and Karen upstairs."
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""Love, Lily.""
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"MARSHALL: "P.S. Sorry the envelope was already open."
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""I had to read what she wrote. Marshall.""
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"even using the specially-ordered, extra-low bar"
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"by which I judge your friends,"
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"Obviously, we can't ever see her again."
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"I know. It's a big loss, right?"
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"Hey, remember your old college roommate?"
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"He was married to that shrill, little idiot girl."
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"Marshall. Oh, it's been so long."
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"God, I hated him."
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"And I realized, maybe it shouldn't matter what my friends think of my girlfriend,"
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"but it sure as hell matters what my girlfriend thinks of my friends."
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"- Wow. So you ended it? - Yeah."
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"So if you want to be my plus one, Lily's a damn good cook."
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