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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"(ALL EX CLAIM)"
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"I didn't say I liked them."
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"It's my life. I call the shots."
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"I mean, yeah, she's got boobs, but..."
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"I guess I get it."
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"- It's true. - That's what I've been saying."
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"Sad announcement. Karen broke up with me."
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"I knew you were listening! Yes!"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"I mean, we were just hanging out, you know, being funny."
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"I don't know."
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"I love you."
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"I knew this was a mistake. That's it. It's over."
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"And that was it. She left."
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"- You're wearing a tie. - First of all, it's a sleeping cravat."
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"Why do you have to look good all the time?"
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"that happened a couple of months back."
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"and we spilled massage oil all over ourselves."
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"- Never mind. - The point is it could happen."
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"It's a nightshirt."
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"You can call it a Ninja Star Danger Jock if you want,"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"I did."
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"- What gives you the right to do that? - Ted, I did it for your own good."
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"Bridge! I win!"
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"So whenever you've been dating somebody for a while,"
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"And when I think about Karen there..."
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"Fantastic. Another game of bridge."
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"I guess the chemical runoff from this elitist beachfront property"
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"- I'm gonna take a dip. - I'll join you."
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"then maybe it was for the best."
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"Never! Six."
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"Oh, my God, I have to break up with her."
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"Listen, Ted, you're great, and this is so difficult,"
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"Did you break us up, too?"
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"probably saved you from a crappy and very expensive first marriage."
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"Did you break me and Robin up?"
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"- Did you break me and Robin up? - I did what I had to do."
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"(MARSHALL SIGHS)"
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"but you wanted completely different things out of life and refused to deal with it."
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"Well, I do not like that scenario one bit."
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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"You probably want to be in Tokyo or Paris."
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"I probably want to be in Argentina."
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"I've known you 12 years, and I can honestly say,"
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"So, if it weren't for you, Ted and I might still be dating?"
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"Or you would have stayed together far too long,"
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"Stop hugging!"
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"You got lucky. Okay?"
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"So, you're this comfy every night, and Lily still has sex with you?"
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"Tell me more about being married."
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"I love flowers."
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"(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"OLDER TED: The next night, I was still angry at your aunt Lily."
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"Lily came by and explained everything."
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"Sabotaging our relationship? I got to say,"
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"Lily really outdid herself this time."
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"Anyway, here's his obituary."
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"(SOFTLY) Thank you."
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"I don't know. Like neither one of us can get super fat. Stuff like that."
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"Okay, I only have one, you can't wear a nightshirt."
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"- I will never wear a nightshirt. - Thank God."
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"OLDER TED: In March of 2009, I'd been dating my high school girlfriend Karen"
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"for a few weeks."
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"My friends could not have been less excited."
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"- Hey, everybody. - ALL: Hello."
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"Sorry, we can't stay long."
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"- What a shame! - That is sad!"
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"Hey, are those real diamond earrings?"
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"Yes. Yes, they are. Thank you."
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"Oh, well, I got a great deal on them, so..."
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"Cool. I'm sure all the exploited diamond miners in Sierra Leone"
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"would give you a high-five if they still had all their fingers,"
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"but really pretty."
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"Meet me upstairs."
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"They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking."
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"Wow. Thanks for sugarcoating it."
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""Douche" is sugarcoating it."
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"Okay, believe it or not, my friends do not get a vote on who I date."
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"- Ted, now! - Yeah, coming!"
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"I don't know what Ted sees in that horrible woman."
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"I think it's 'cause they met in high school."
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"She was his first real girlfriend."
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"We look at Karen and see a jerk."
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"Ted looks at Karen and sees the first person to touch his wiener"
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"besides himself, his mom and his pediatrician."
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"Okay, well, it's almost 2:00 a.m. I better get ready for work."
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"How can they call that thing you're on a morning show?"
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"4:00 a.m. is still the middle of the night."
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"I don't see how you do it."
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"It's been almost a month. I'm used to it."
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"Plus the show's not half bad, right?"
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"- Totally. - We've never seen it."
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"Have you guys ever watched it?"
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"- Of course! - They've never seen it."
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"Really? What is your favorite segment?"
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"- Weather. - Never seen it."
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"- You guys have never seen my show? - Sorry."
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"Okay, yes, it's dull and generic and we get spanked in the ratings"
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"by that Korean channel that only shows Kim Jong II riding a horse,"
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"but, guys, it would mean so much to me if just once"
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"I knew my friends were out there watching."
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"I'll tell you what,"
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"this Friday morning, everyone can come to our place, 3:30 a.m."
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"We'll all put on PJs. We'll watch Robin's show."
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"Aw, you guys are the best."
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"We just want to support you."
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"(WHINING) I just want to go to sleep."
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"I hate Robin for not being more successful."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Go ahead."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Hey, hey, we shouldn't be celebrating."
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"Ted's just been through a bad breakup."
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"Look, buddy, tell us everything. Tell us what happened."
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"Seriously, spare no details."
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"What did she say? What did you say? How did it feel?"
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"If you were to do it again, all over, would you maybe..."
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"- How did it happen? - (SCOFFS) It was the stupidest thing."
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