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Clips from Family Guy - Peter & Lois' Wedding (S18E18)

"except for David Schwimmer."
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"And your mom lived across the hall"
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"uh, Bonnie."
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"God, we desperately need to get"
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"more female characters in this show."
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"I was the Chandler."
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"Not because of my sarcastic zingers"
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"but because I liked to take 40 Vicodin a day."
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"Guys, I've got big news."
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"Tell 'em, Quagmire."
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"I got a promotion at Blockbuster!"
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"-(gasping) -(clapping four times)"
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"Gleonard Quagmire, that is fantastic news!"
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"I know, right? You know how I always felt"
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"like I was stuck in second gear?"
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"Well, this is a new gear!"
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"Well, congratulations, Glenn!"
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"This calls for a fountain dance."
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"(90s-style sitcom theme playing)"
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"PETER: I was the least graceful at fountain dancing."
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"I just swung my arms and tried to fit in."
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"It was senseless. We were in our clothes,"
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"for God's sake. Everyone got wet."
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"but three of 'em died of pneumonia."
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"I'm still haunted"
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"by Chad's shivering last words,"
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""Don't let Monica get Botox.""
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"We also hung out at our favorite café, Perk Place,"
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"where we would all sweat like crazy"
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"'cause everyone in the '90s wore turtlenecks,"
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"vests, and Jamiroquai hats."
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"Brad Pitt broke up with me in a pretty public way."
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"Wait, I thought you and Dad dated in high school."
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"Did you break up?"
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"Uh-uh, story's not over, Meg. Settle down."
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"but I didn't know if it was going anywhere."
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"So we decided to take a break but remained close friends."
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"I actually briefly dated one of our roommates, Barry."
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"He was one of them what the fountain took."
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"My father had planned out my whole life for me."
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"Tom Tucker, Elmer Hartman,"
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"¶ It's meeting the man of my dreams ¶"
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"¶ And then meeting his beautiful wife ¶"
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"¶ And isn't it ironic ¶"
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"¶ Don't you think? ¶"
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"¶ It's like rain... ¶"
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"¶ On your wedding day. ¶"
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"Alanis Morissette was America's sweetheart in the '90s."
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"She went on to become one of the CDs in the garage."
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"CHRIS: Wait, Seamus had arms and legs?"
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"LOIS: Chris, I'm not sure you have the green light"
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"to just chime in whenever."
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"Lois, let's go take a midnight swim at Sharkbite Cove."
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"Oh, sounds wonderful, Seamus,"
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"but I have other plans."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Peter, why don't you admit it?"
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"You still got the hots for Lois."
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"It's obvious."
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"Nah, we're broken up."
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"We're just friends now."
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"(four claps)"
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"Looking back, I realize he was right."
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"But the '90s was an exciting time,"
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"and we wanted to experience all it had to offer."
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"Really? Who's playing?"
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"They got Korn, Cranberries and Cake."
Family Guy
"Oh, that sounds delicious. But who are the bands?"
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"They're opening with Cake."
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"Wait, shouldn't cake be last? It's a dessert."
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"Korn is last. Korn is a bigger draw than Cake."
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"Corn is not a bigger draw than cake."
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"-Cake is delicious. -"No Doubt"?"
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"Well, I'm glad you agree with me, Quagmire,"
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"My last show was a Weezer concert."
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"What band did we see last time at the Palladium?"
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"It was, uh, Blur."
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"Yeah, I can't remember, either."
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"It was a very confusing time in music."
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"Okay, time for another scene."
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"Let's transition with a '90s guitar sting"
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"that's way too long."
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"(90s-style sitcom theme playing)"
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"It's not done yet."
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"(music ends)"
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"Okay, there we go."
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"CHRIS: What'd you do for a living, Dad?"
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"PETER: What any of us did never really mattered."
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"But despite having broken up,"
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"I would sometimes sneak away to the Internet"
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"to go flirt with your mom."
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"Well, I'm gonna go move my bangs with my pinky"
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"in front of the mirror."
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"-AOL GUY: Welcome! -PETER: Shh, shh, shh, shh!"
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"You've got male porn!"
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"Shh, shh, shh!"
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"and come watch giant box TV with us!"
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"PETER: We all watched The X-Files,"
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"which would be Fox's last hit show."
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"And it was the heyday of the multi-camera sitcom,"
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"and Paul Reiser, its king,"
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"was must-see."
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"Perhaps I'll try this yogurt."
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"That's been in there since our wedding."
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"(groans) Perhaps... I won't."
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"(audience laughter)"
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"Peter, admit it."
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"You're still in love with Lois."
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"Yeah, every time you see her, you go, "Schwing!""
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"Which is, like, the sound"
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"of being lifted by a boner, I think."
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"Yeah, but we decided we wanted to see other people."
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"Look, she loves you,"
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"but she ain't gonna wait around forever."
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"I knew they were right."
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"Your mom was the only one"
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"I wanted to spend the rest of my life with."
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"So I saved my money, and, a few months later,"
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"I bought a ring."
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"So, did you enjoy your pesto with pesto?"
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